Chapter 175: Zhang Liangshan's Wedding Translated by Yan of Exiled Rebels Scanlations
The time: Year XXOO, November, the night of the eleventh. (Truly an inauspicious date.)
The location: The Bai clan's mansion in the southern part of the capital star, about 1,111 square kilometers. (This is truly an inauspicious area.)
The characters: the groom-to-be – Zhang Liangshan, the groom's family – JinYu's entire household, as well as all the other second generation members and elders of the ten great clans. In addition, there were all the soldiers under Lieutenant General Zhang, the beasts who came to join the fun, and the Bai clan. Probably about 1,111 people total. (This was also an inauspicious amount of people.)
The mission: Before midnight of November 12th, duel or mob all of the tigresses and tigers of the Bai clan, as well as the in-laws, the Black Tortoise clan. Steal away the bride-to-be Bai Sha, and get promoted to become the Bai clan's new relatives by November 12th.
The time remaining: six hours.
The difficulty level: Rank Epic (usually, a difficulty level like this means one thing: my condolences).
Current progress: 10% (… f.u.c.k, if a miracle doesn't happen for you, truly, my condolences).
Zhang Liangshan paced back and forth in front of the Bai clan's gates, face dark. Early that morning, he had led the majority of his troops over to pay a visit, but extremely frustratingly, he had been here for the entire day and n.o.body had opened the door for him!
He dispatched a spy of his own to flip over the wall to investigate what was going on, but in less than ten minutes, the spy was thrown out. Just what was going on! All he wanted to do was get married, it's not like he was doing an SSS-rank mission!!
"Lil bro, you've watched for the entire day now, are you really planning on just watching me suffer?!"
Zhang Liangshan looked at his remaining feeble soldiers and he wiped his face viciously. When he looked at JinYu, he looked like he was going to eat him alive.
A certain fish who was about to doze off instantly trembled and adjusted the round ball that was about to fall off his head. He coughed and finally spoke. "Big bro, there are only six hours left, we must take abnormally violent measures now. Or else we won't even be able to get in through the main gates, ShaSha can't even elope with you even if she wants to."
Three veins started throbbing on Zhang Liangshan's face. "If you know, why aren't you moving!!"
A certain boss said calmly, "You're the one trying to get married, not me."
"Fine, at least you have to be the one to kick open the doors. Big bro, the Bai clan is a tiger's den, if you don't go in how will you get your tiger-wife!"
Zhang Liangshan looked a little conflicted. "Really kick open the door? The amount of money Laozi has to get a wife probably isn't even as much as this door is worth."
JinYu patted Zhang Liangshan's shoulders. "A true warrior is brave enough to face cruel reality and the blood of wild beasts." (Something strange seems to have snuck its way in.)
As a result, three minutes later—
With an enormous boom, the Bai clan's front gates were destroyed by a certain husband carrying a laser gun, desperate to retrieve his wife. Not even specks were left.
At the same time, inside the Bai residence, the Bai conference room. Inside were all the members of the Bai clan, as well as the Black Tortoise clan relatives.
"I'll be d.a.m.ned, this brat is really something! He dares to blast away our gates?! It's been centuries since someone has dared to do this, right?! Is he really planning on dueling all of us?!" The one who spoke was Bai Sha's male cousin, Level Nine superpower rank.
His expression was very incredulous, and the same expression was on most of the other Bai clan members' faces.
"Hmph, just because he has the guts to blast open the door, that doesn't mean he has the ability to take someone away!!" A middle-aged uncle said extremely unhappily, and his wife, who was from the Bai clan's branch family, narrowed her eyes.
"At least he has the courage to do that. Back then, when you came to marry me, you knocked out everyone using sleeping pills and then stole me away! When my marriage story was leaked, all the other Bai women laughed at me!!"
Bai Sha's female cousin smashed a hole in the table with her fist, her expression very malevolent.
"Don't get stirred up, wife! The other people didn't do it any better! If it wasn't mixing in laxatives, then it was sneaking in secretly or bribing or other things! Everyone else is the same!"
The uncle quickly comforted his wife, seeing her about to explode. But that comfort made all the other people in the room also explode. Ah, at least Bai Ling and her Xuan Hai were still both very calm.
"It seems like in our family, only brother-in-law took big sis away even while everyone else was attacking him…" Bai Sha glanced at her sister and brother-in-law, who were looking very sweet together, before she looked at the security camera, which showed her husband-to-be already fighting. Her mouth twitched. Even if Zhang Liangshan was able to get through tonight, it would be very difficult for him to get through the entire wedding ceremony tomorrow.
"The brother-in-law is from the Black Tortoise clan, alright!" f.u.c.k, they were as resistant to damage as those legendary fighter-Nokiphones from before the great calamity, okay!
Bang! Bai Ling slammed her foot down on the table.
"Enough! Vent all your resentment on the guy who came to steal away our sister!! He's already fought his way past the courtyard, he's about to get to the front door! Brothers and sisters, charge—!!"
"Aooo!! Charge!!"
… the collective roar made the entire Bai residence shake.
It also shook Zhang Liangshan and the rest in the courtyard.
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"Reporting to Lieutenant General, I feel killing intent all around us, I recommend retreat." The little soldier's ability was premonition.
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