Chapter 1124： Missy is here, hammock fun

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Los Angeles.

Adam once again experienced the joys of the lush years of his previous life.

And this time.

Although Adam is still vigorously performing miracles.

But to borrow what Shelton said, the most important thing in playing is the unity of man and ball.

With all aspects of Adam's physical attributes today, this has been possible long ago.

On the basis of technical perfection, and then use vigorously to create miracles this style of play, it is simply Pangu's breakthrough to prove the Dao.

In this respect, Sheldon holding his exclusive bowling ball and shouting ‘I am the smartest person in the world’ is not too much.

The unity of man and ball is well-deserved!

You know, once Shelton succeeds in uniting the ball with the man, he can say thank you to God.

It shows that the excitement of the unity of human and ball is such a big explosion!

California Institute of Technology.

Underground Parking Lot.

A black SUV drove in.

"Dong Zhu, there are dangerous people following, shall we leave first?"

The strong woman in the driver's seat glanced at the rearview mirror and said to the tall beauty in the back seat.

"Dangerous person?"

The tall beauty put down the file in her hand and looked back in surprise.

But I saw a small electric donkey secretly following behind.

A short thin man wearing a helmet on the eDonkey looked around constantly with a wretched face.

She couldn't help but smile.

"No, I know him, he is only wretched and not dangerous.

Stop, Shelly is waiting for me, he doesn't like being late, I don't want to listen to him nagging. "

"Dong Zhu, are you sure?"

The strong woman who is the driver and bodyguard said, "Don't look at this place as the most famous university in the world, but it is very dangerous.

Needless to say the serial arson case not long ago.

It is the common problem of U.S. universities, and there are all kinds of violent and strong offenders everywhere, and there are not few here.

In the company's internal security training, there are detailed data in this area, which is really shocking.

The Minister said that safety is the most important area of ​​the boss, and reminded us repeatedly that we must attach great importance to it, and we cannot relax our vigilance just because of fame. "

"This is indeed the boss's style."

The tall beauty smiled: "Okay, it won't be difficult for you. I'll go up to see Shelly first, and you will follow behind, just in case.

Once that wretched man makes any extraordinary moves, you can take him down at any time...

Well, just a lesson.

He is Shelly's friend.

Do you know how to lick your yin legs?

Remember to be lighter. "

With that, he raised his foot to make a side kick.

"I see."

The female bodyguard nodded seriously, but her expression was a little surprised.

Emmm.

Fucking the yin legs, but a compulsory item for their female bodyguards, is their important hand (foot) section (broken) for defeating the strong with the weak.

It's just that she was a little surprised that the assistant to the chairman of the company, a young beauty who coexisted with beauty and abilities, turned out to be slapped in a mouth.

this……

But she glanced at Dong Zhu's long legs and was relieved again.

One inch long and one inch strong!

These two big long legs are really suitable to show the yin legs.

Looking at the proficiency, Cooper Dongzhu's boyfriend is afraid that it hurts.

The tall beauty saw the surprise of the female bodyguard, smiled, but did not explain.

Can't you say that she has practiced this sharp kick on her twin brother since she was a child?

Emmm.

That's right!

She is Sheldon's twin sister, Missy.

The waitress of the previous life, the assistant to the chairman of the board of directors in this life, is in charge of many investment projects of the company.

After parking the car, Misie dressed up as a capable professional lady, stepped on her long legs, stepped on high heels, and walked to the elevator in the underground parking lot.

The female bodyguard in the car did not get out of the car for the first time, but was there looking at the rearview mirror, staring at the wretched man in the eDonkey helmet peeking from behind.

What made her feel a little relieved was that, as Cooper Dongzhu said, this wretched man only dared to follow and watch from afar, and did not dare to approach.

After the wretched man walked over, the female bodyguard got out of the car and followed.

Under the gaze of the female bodyguard, Missy got into the elevator first.

The wretched man pretended to behave for a while, and after hesitating, he still didn't get on the elevator together.

After the elevator was closed, the wretched man madly pressed the elevator button, wishing to follow him immediately.

"Hey, it's the level of our Physics Department, it's great."

The wretched man looked at the final landing floor of the elevator and exclaimed in surprise.

When the elevator came down, the wretched man immediately got in, pressed the button madly, and wanted to follow up immediately to prevent other **** from getting on the ground first.

He knew that, except for Sheldon, that floor was all bad silver.

Shelton is not the same, it's a troublemaker, feces worm!

But the moment the elevator door closed, a key blocked the middle, causing the elevator door to open again.

"Whatthef..."

The wretched man just wanted to scold someone, and there was black in front of him, and the national scold choked in his throat immediately, and he couldn't scold him anymore.

I looked up, but saw a sturdy woman walking in with no expression on her face, covering the sky.

The wretched man laughed subconsciously, then bowed his head silently.

So broad and afraid...

When the female bodyguard saw him being like this, she became more vigilant in her heart and stared at him subconsciously.

Because this person may be really just like what Cooper Dongzhu said, only wretched and not dangerous, but his skilled stalking movements are obviously not less than stalking others.

Not dangerous now does not mean it will not be dangerous in the future.

If he drank alcohol one day, he might do harm to others.

Thinking of her here, her eyes grew worse.

The wretched man with an eDonkey helmet is Howard.

At this moment, he was stared at by a woman who was more powerful than Petunia, his legs were a little soft, and his bladder was competing with him for control.

Unconsciously, he leaned on the elevator, leaning back, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

The elevator seems to be running many times slower than usual.

In this long suffering, he thought of his good friend Rajesh.

Now, how much he wants Rajesh's transparency and hidden attributes.

Don't look at me, don't look at me, why look at me...

Howard pressed his forehead against the elevator, shouting in his heart.

When the elevator arrived and the door opened, he wanted to rush out directly, but his legs were weak and afraid.

I could only stand next to the wall, try my best to stay away from the female bodyguard, and move out sideways.

The female bodyguard still stared at him.

It wasn't until he got out of the elevator and ran away that he also got out of the elevator.

Howard escaped from the terrible scene and saw the curvaceous figure in the corridor ahead. His heart was hot again, and he followed in two steps in three steps.

I saw this beloved tall beauty walking into Shelton's office.

Howard was surprised, but he was still very happy.

This shows that tall beauty is not the girlfriend of other slut.

Everyone is on the same starting line, and he has won the opportunity.

So he peeped outside the office.

Soon, many people gathered outside Sheldon's office, all watching.

This in turn allows more people to join in.

After all, there used to be a troublesome and annoying person in it. People have always walked past this door quickly and would never stay.

Now that it is so popular, there must be earth-shattering gossip happening.

When Leonard and Rajesh came, they saw this scene.

"What are you doing?"

"Shhh!"

Howard immediately silenced: "There are beautiful women in Shelton's office."

"In Shelton's office?"

Leonard came over in surprise and looked inside.

Guo saw a tall beauty standing next to Sheldon, giving him various documents and asking him to sign.

"Is she lost?"

"I don't think so."

Howard stared inside, and said: "I followed her from the parking lot, and look at her temperament..."

"It should be Shelton's lawyer."

Leonard racked his brains.

"Please."

Rajesh Tucao: "You said that you like drafting treaties the most, and you like popular science knowledge, and Sheldon Cooper, who knows he is omnipotent, has a lawyer?

Why don't you say that Shelton was found by an alien companion, and finally signed to return to Mars? "

"..."

Leonard was speechless and gave him a blank look: "If you have one-tenth of your current eloquence in front of a woman, you won't be regarded as the best experiment target by a pharmacologist!"

"If she is really a lawyer, then she can come to see my lawsuit at any time~"

"Howard!"

"I know, I am disgusting, I should be punished...but I can only be punished by her~Look, I'm still so disgusting~"

Howard was talking there, with an expression of ‘I’m disgusting and I’m proud.’

At this time, Sheldon inside signed the documents and got up to send the beauty out.

The onlookers outside walked and slid, and those who were left pretended to be passers-by in various contrived postures.

"Hello?"

When Sheldon came out to see Leonard and their pretentious gestures, he frowned in confusion.

Misie smiled knowingly at the play.

"Oh, hey, buddy~"

Leonard imitated the classic American drama campus drinking gesture, drank the water from the sink in the corridor, wiped his mouth, pretending to be a chance encounter, and greeted Sheldon.

It's just that even if Shelton doesn't understand the world, they don't understand what Leonard is doing.

But Leonard's unusual enthusiasm still surprised him, imitating Leonard's appearance: "buddy~?"

This is the title Leonard has never called him.

The sulky Howard immediately rushed up to speak sulky words, boasting that he was ruthlessly pierced by the upright Sheldon.

Leonard wiped his hands and said with a smile: "Sheldon, don't you tell us about it?"

"The most important thing is how you met~"

Howard winked, except that I had a friend who wanted to link...

"Oh, originally his head should have been under my crotch for 9 months.

But then I didn’t know how to do it. A few months later, my head was buried under his crotch for a few months. "

Misie quipped.

"..."

The three Leonards were already dumbfounded.

Howard hissed at the corner of his mouth, almost leaving tears of emotion.

"What, what?"

Leonard stammered.

"She is my oviparous sister."

Sheldon glared at Misie and explained: "She thought she was funny, but to be honest, I can't tell."

"It's because you don't know what humor is, Shelly."

Missy joked.

"If I absorbed you into a mole, maybe I would understand."

Sheldon murmured: "This is the reason why our position in the mother's stomach is so miraculously reversed. That's because I am trying to absorb you, but unfortunately I failed."

"Don't laugh."

Misie smiled and said, "Are you sure it was me who absorbed you? You know you have no combat power at all.

I think Adam's complaint about this makes a lot of sense.

God feels that you are not well positioned at the beginning of the family.

If you are young and old, both are younger brothers, then the relationship is too monotonous.

So you changed your mind to let you be born first and become a brother, so that you have both a brotherhood and a brother-sister relationship.

You are both younger brother and older brother.

This can better reflect your weirdness, regardless of size.

It is also more dramatic.

And if God hadn't changed his mind suddenly, you would have long since ceased to exist.

Nine months is enough! "

"..."

Leonard's eyes widened.

They always think this statement is a bit weird and a bit dirty.

"So, you are Sheldon's sister Missy."

Seeing the brother and sister stare at each other, Leonard quickly suppressed the distracting thoughts in his mind, played the style of the first person in his otaku love and sophistication, and took the initiative to start chatting.

"I'm Leonard, Sheldon's best buddy... and roommate."

"I know."

Missy smiled and said: "Thank you for taking care of Shelly these years. We all know how difficult Shelly is. We all thought he would be alone in his youth until he died alone.

I didn't expect that there are really good people like you in this world who can tolerate Sheldon.

Now think about it, Adam was right.

Unfortunately, you are a man. "

"..."

Leonard twitched his mouth, looked up at Misie, and smiled dryly: "Of course I am a man, or a good man. There is no doubt, if you don't believe me, ask Sheldon... Why do you say that?"

"nothing."

Missy waved her hand with high emotional intelligence, did not go on, looked down at everyone: "As for Shelly's friends, our family is very concerned about it.

Let me recognize it.

You are Leonard, you are Howard, you are... Sorry, what is your name? "

"..."

When Rajesh was said by Misie, his heart was already cold for the most part.

Then he was asked about it again, where he could stand it, so he lowered his head silently, put his hands in his pockets, and turned away.

What can he say?

This is what the so-called family is very concerned about?

He has thousands of sentences, but he can't say anything!

Everyone watched him leave quietly.

"Rajesh."

Only Sheldon was not disturbed by this strange atmosphere and named Rajesh.

"So, Missy, are you here this time?"

Leonard continued to play the main role in the awkward chat.

"One is to report the recent work to the boss face to face, and the other is to ask Shelley to sign my dad's real estate documents."

Misie explained with a smile.

"Documents can be mailed, and reporting work can be video."

Sheldon didn't eat this set at all, and smiled knowingly: "It was my mother who asked you to monitor me, didn't you?"

"Can you blame mom and me?"

Misie vomited: "Who made you start to sprout again lately, causing trouble one after another, making mom worry about it!

I come here by the way, it's better than her flying here in person, right? "

"Tell mom, I am 165 pounds and my gastrointestinal motility is normal."

Sheldon laughed: "That's it, goodbye."

"and many more!"

Leonard immediately reached out to stop Sheldon, but kept his eyes on Missy.

"You don't have a place to live yet? We have a lot of places to live there! Go to us!"

"Forget it."

Missy smiled and shook her head: "Shelly doesn't like being company, even when he was a child, he would send his imaginary friend home every night."

"That's a colleaguenot a friend!"

Sheldon couldn't help correcting: "Also, we don't have any spare rooms."

"Don't be like that, Shelly, she's a family member~!"

Howard tried his best to brush up his favor.

But because the performance was too wretched, these words became wretched, ‘she’s a family member, so I can be blunt then’.

"no need."

Missy glanced at him and said with a faint smile: "I came to report to Adam for work, so naturally I went to live with him.

And I heard that he is very fond of hammocks recently, and a custom-made hammock has been newly installed in the house.

It sounds very interesting, I naturally want to check it out~"

Howard: "..."