Duncan Manor.
paintball competition.
AA team VS Little Bears team.
The captain of the AA team hiding behind the big tree to ensure his absolute safety, was calmly issuing a simple and clear command, suddenly shot in the back, and suddenly broke the defense.
Will the opponent's bullet turn?
This is spear throwing!
"Relax, it's not that the bullet will turn, it's the shot I fired."
Howard's comforting sound came from behind.
"wha~t~?"
Sheldon exploded as soon as he heard it, turned his head and stared at Howard, who was lying there as a sniper: "You stabbed your captain in the back? Howdareyou!"
"I have good reasons. First, you are leading us to disaster."
Howard said frankly: "Secondly, in this case, you will die sooner or later.
Instead of dying tragically at the opposite gunpoint, I might as well kill you, and save you from screaming harshly.
Third, your back is constantly swaying there. It's too attractive to my sight. In such a good position, it's really difficult to hold back from hitting...
For these good reasons, I can give as much as you want, so I really can’t blame me. "
"Leonard!"
Sheldon saw that the players were reluctant to listen to the orders on the battlefield, and almost thought that his theory (staring) theory (eyes) matter (Dali) (fa) was learned from the devout mother, so he could only ask experimental physicists for help. Leonard.
"Don't call me!"
Leinard got angry: "Stop talking about him, I want to give you a few shots!"
"why?"
Sheldon was stunned and said aggrieved.
"why?"
Leonard said in air: "Look at what you behaved, which made me ashamed in front of Petunia.
Before the war, I told her that I not only play paintball guns, but also often play Grand Theft Auto. I am very experienced in shooting. "
"Can you blame me alone?"
Sheldon retorted: "When Petunia rushed over from the side, I didn't see how much firepower you could attract her.
My captain is in charge of strategy and tactics, but he is not responsible for taking the lead in the charge. It was Dong Guo and the Red Bear who took the lead in the charge. "
"……"
Leonard and others were speechless.
Sheldon, the captain, really understands "follow me" and "give me up".
But I also blame them.
They thought that Shelton was the captain of the "follow me" kind of captain. Isn't it just the lard blinded and blinded?
Not right!
They often seem to be blinded by lard and mistake Sheldon for a human being. Why is that?
Leonard felt that he had discovered a great secret, and could not help but fall into deep doubts and thoughts.
"whatthehell?"
The fiercest rush, the strongest combat power, and the first war **** Petunia to die, came over and shouted at the crowd.
"Penny, don't be angry, I have already taken revenge for you."
Howard, who was both wretched and clever, pointed to Sheldon's back and asked for credit.
"What the **** are you guys doing?"
Petunia saw Sheldon being shot in the back, she didn't know how to make her angry, and she really dropped a little.
no way.
Before Sheldon kept hiding behind the big tree, the ugly look of the tactical command was really an eyesore.
If she hadn't considered the overall situation at the time, she would have wanted to kill Sheldon first.
"The main reason is that the sweet bear team has too much firepower."
Howard explained: "It's not our reason..."
said this, his eyes glanced at Sheldon, and the voice changed: "Well, we also have a reason. Sheldon is too useless. Not only can it not increase the firepower, but it also keeps revealing our firepower distribution."
"Yes."
Leinard also suppressed his thoughts, and hurriedly concluded the case with ‘Ms. Cooper must be making food for us every time I put too much lard’, and then looked at Petunia with a smile.
"But don't worry, there are still eight rounds in the next, we will definitely win... well, at least one round! The most important thing is to participate!"
The big deal, in the end, he secretly asked Adam to release the water.
He knows Adam.
In this kind of game, it is very impolite to hit them with a bald head.
A handicap is still very sure.
"I am too ambitious..."
Penny gave Leonard a white look, but looked at the teammate in front of her, her pride disappeared.
With these teammates, even if she has the top skill, she won't be able to score.
To win the next round is indeed the biggest expectation of today.
boom!
boom!
boom!
While they were discussing, the Little Bears team rushed up and took them away in a wave.
Emmm.
Mainly the shots fired by Little Sweet Bear. Adam was all around to join in the fun. He shot down the flying paintballs in advance when watching paintballs greet Little Sweet Bear.
Although he is wearing a customized battle uniform, which protects Little Sweet Bear sturdily, it is the first time to play. Naturally, it is the first time for Little Sweet Bear to have fun.
Annihilating the enemy unscathed is the greatest joy for the little sweet bear with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"I said, physics is not a real science. Who approves of it? Who opposes it?"
After the first round of the battle was over, Little Sweet Bear looked around Sheldon and the crowd, made a post-war summary, and sounded the horn of the second battle.
"Don't go too far!"
"You just won a round!"
"We must win this round!"
Shelton's four were suddenly angry again.
It's just that Adam and they obviously noticed that their anger and fighting spirit were obviously weakened compared to the first time they heard the trash talk of Little Sweet Bear.
"It seems that this fleece can't be stalked a few times."
Adam teased.
"We are not sheep!"
Sheldon was uneasy.
"Yes, we are wolves! Ooooooo!"
Howard echoed and began to show off his imitation skills again.
"OK, OK, OK."
Adam smiled playfully: "We are sheep, you are wolves, okay?"
Juno chuckled beside him.
"come again!"
Petunia deserves to be the cowgirl of Omaha. She is so direct in doing things. She is too lazy to listen to Shelton and the others, and decisively ask for the second game directly.
"good."
Adam nodded.
The two teams separated again and disappeared in the woods.
The advantages of a large field are reflected, and there is no problem in simulating the real battlefield.
The early search for enemy tracks, the arrangement of traps, the design of firepower distribution, etc. are very interesting.
Of course, every time the AA team is here, almost all traps are arranged, and everyone is there waiting for Adam and them to arrive.
Who made the main force of the AA team, Sheldon's four people are enough.
Even though Petunia wanted to take the initiative, in a four-to-one situation, she went out alone and suffered a few rounds of the first dead shuttle, and in the end she could only follow the big team.
Gou, is also a tactic.
It's a pity that sometimes the strength gap is too big, and it's useless.
"Cheating, cheating! You are cheating!"
After losing four rounds, Sheldon couldn't help it anymore and screamed.
That's right!
He is the kind of person who can't afford to lose!
"Where did we cheat?"
Adam smiled and said: "We have Emma in our team. You think you are inferior to Emma, so you can stand up."
Leinard all took a step back, highlighting Sheldon.
"Please!"
Sheldon looked back, complained to his teammates, and then looked at Adam confidently: "We are not inferior to Emma, but you cheated!
Looking at these warheads, it's clear that we have a precise shot.
but it was blocked by another bullet.
Once twice is a coincidence, what is three or four times?
is cheating! "
"what?"
Penny and others heard this, and looked down the ground. Sure enough, they found that many warheads had collided and dropped to the ground, and they suddenly exclaimed.
"See it!"
Sheldon looked like he was catching you: "You are cheating!"
"Can't it be my marksmanship?"
Adam smiled.
"No one can shoot so accurately!"
Petunia doesn't believe it.
boom!
Adam raised his hand and shot at the air.
Just as Petunia and the others were puzzled, a bird fell from the sky and hit Howard's head.
"OMG!"
Petunia was stunned.
Shelton and others were also dumbfounded.
"Isn't this an illusion?"
Howard muttered to himself while touching the bird stunned by the paintball gun.
"Adam, how did you do it?"
Penny was incredible.
"Without him, I have talent."
Adam smiled slightly: "I think this is not difficult for everyone to understand, right?"
The geniuses were dumbfounded and nodded.
This reason is really invincible.
For those of them who are also geniuses, which one has not been heard enough since childhood, ‘how did you do it? You guys are amazing! ’Or something?
"Howard, how about you?"
Adam looked at Howard again.
"……"
Howard twitched his mouth and said in disbelief, "It's very funny, but why should you just say me, why not say Petunia?"
"Do you want to compare her marksmanship or strength?"
Adam smiled: "To some extent, Petunia is also an absolute genius in the cowgirl field. Of course I don't need to ask her."
"This is the truth."
Although Petunia still feels a bit offended in terms of IQ, she is still very happy with Adam's affirmation.
"In our hometown in Omaha, when you mention me, no one doesn't give a thumbs up!"
"This is real!"
Leonard half slapped a horse and half admired: "Before at the door, you mentioned Shelton's appearance, it's so cool! How did you do it?"
"No one, to borrow Adam's words, so talented!"
Petunia raised her head triumphantly.
This is the first time that she and Shelton and the geniuses have been mixed for so many days, and it feels so cool for the first time!
In the future, Sheldon and others will laugh at her for not being a genius, or other normal friends laugh at her how to play with the genius freaks like Sheldon, she has something to say.
no way!
Who made her a genius too!
Penny went up when she was proud and excited, and asked Adam not to hide, and to play with them, she had to go all out.
So it was the fifth round, and waited until it started again.
The five people who had hidden Penny saw that the five of Adam were lined up, and they walked over in such strides.
"Too arrogant!"
Petunia is not irritated, she says hello, she will shoot.
boom!
boom!
boom!
Before she could shoot, there was a gunshot, mixed with Sheldon's cries of pain.
"Well, that's it for today."
Adam smiled and announced the end.
Petunia rubbed the head that was hit. When she walked out, she discovered that Sheldon and the others had been shot in the forehead. They were replaced by real bullets. They were all headshots, and they couldn't die again.
"See it!"
Sheldon rubbed his forehead and exclaimed, "They cheated! With a sharpshooter like Adam, how can they lose! Replace me and I can win!"
"……"
Everyone was speechless.
Listening to the Lord's words is like listening to the words.
After everyone had a dinner in the evening, when she was about to go to bed, Sheldon came over quietly.
"what?"
Adam was taken aback.
"Take me to see the secret room."
Sheldon's eyes burned and said: "Whether it is Harry Potter's Chamber of Secrets or Batman's Bat Cave, count me!"
"Ha ha."
Adam couldn't help but smile: "Sheldon, you have so many ideas, but it's a pity that you are neither Ron nor Ah Fu. Even if there is a secret room, you can't go to see it."
"Oh, comeon!"
Shelton was really anxious when she heard that: "You said we are good friends."
"when?"
Adam said funny.
"September 18, 1989, 12:03, Galveston County, Texas, county high school, library, I was eating..."
Sheldon began to recall precisely.
"Uh."
Adam thought for a while, he wanted to be friends with Sheldon at the time, so he had a good IQ, he did say this, and smiled: "I remember you denied it."
"I'm just the definition of a strange friend."
Sheldon sophistry: "This does not prevent this from being the fact you said, I am your good friend.
So if there is a secret room, my good friend should have the opportunity to take a look, rest assured, I will keep the secret. "
He has always been good at sophistry when it comes to what he wants.
"Do you keep a secret?"
Adam sneered and said, "Forget it, you don't need to keep the secret, I'll tell you it, there is indeed a secret room."
"I knew it!"
Sheldon exclaimed, "Take me, take me!"
"you sure?"
Adam smiled playfully.
"There won't be any basilisks or groups of bats, right?"
Sheldon stepped back a little frightened, but then he raised his head and said, "Forget it, even if there are basilisks or bat groups, I will recognize them, take me there."
"Have you brought enough underwear?"
Adam teased.
"certainly."
Sheldon proudly said: "Every time I go out, I am ready!"
"Are you sure you are well prepared?"
Adam joked: "Trust me, unless you bring a whole underwear production line, you will definitely not be prepared."
"Hmm~"
Sheldon was said to be so scared and expectant, and then he looked up, said a word, and walked out: "Wait for me."
This is also a common problem in the Big Bang Theory I can't control my bladder when I'm nervous.
"Good night, Sheldon."
Adam said to the back of Sheldon who hurriedly left: "There is no secret room at all."
Um.
Such a large castle manor, naturally, it is impossible to have no secret rooms.
And there is more than one secret room.
is like the gun room.
All right.
The gun room is no longer accurate enough.
There is a very large secret room in this castle manor, which is specially used to store munitions. More accurately, it should be called an arsenal.
In addition to ordinary guns and ammunition, it also enshrines Buddhas like Gatling Bodhisattva.
no way.
It's such a large area, and it's far from the town.
In case the eyes are not open by any chance, there is no bodhisattva and other Buddhas to bless you, how can it not be considered stable.
Besides, there are Juno’s teaching secret rooms and so on.
After all, there are some teachings, which are really not suitable for doing in sunny places.
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