Chapter 1148： Thor Rajesh: For the glory of the northern god!

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Leonard was speechless by Sheldon, so he was inexplicably angry and went inexplicably.

"Howard, why are you the only one, Rajesh?"

Adam looked at Howard, who was standing in the open kitchen watching the excitement.

"who knows."

Howard shrugged and said, "I didn't find him after the party last night."

"I haven't seen him for a day today."

Leonard added.

"You didn't look for it?"

Adam looked at Howard in surprise.

"Wow, don't use this look."

Howard couldn't stand the way Adam looked at him like a scumbag.

It's not that he dislikes scumbags.

But he just doesn't want to be such a scumbag.

"He dressed up as Thor yesterday. Maybe he was hacked by the real Norse Thor. You should be able to see him in the hospital."

Howard spit out.

"I still can't imagine that you didn't even go to him. It's been a day."

Adam sighed.

"……"

Howard's mouth twitched, not wanting to speak.

Just then, the door was pushed open.

"How are you guys, science bitches~"

Rajesh, dressed in a Norse Thor, opened the door triumphantly, learning the arrogant appearance of his friend Howard, and walked in with open hands, facing Adam’s gaze, slightly lowered his head: "Adam is there too. ."

"Good dress up."

Adam teased.

"thanks."

Rajesh accepted the compliment unceremoniously.

"You applauded, didn't you?"

Howard immediately perceives the problem keenly, and asks enviously.

"Yes, you caught me."

Rajesh pretended to have a ‘guilty conscience being caught’, but the triumph in his eyes was about to break through the sky.

"how did you do that?"

Leonard cried out incredibly.

"Yeah, how did you do it?"

Howard's reaction became fierce: "You can't even talk to women!"

"Please."

Rajesh held Thor’s Hammer in one hand and showed it from top to bottom with the other hand: “With my majestic and mighty appearance, I don’t need to say a word. Women who want to be nice to me are also arranged from the sky to the underground. ."

"Are you scared to jump from the sky in line?"

Sheldon straightened.

"……"

Rajesh stagnated, then waved his hand: "Sheldon, you don't understand, it's meaningless for me to tell you this.

You only need to know that I haven't had much rest since last night until now. I'm really tired and annoying~"

yelled tired and annoying, but the expression in his eyes was full of Versailles, "Brother is super brave and super happy".

"I said someone took away all the equipment in my arrow basket, so that I couldn't use my full strength, it turned out to be you!"

Howard was lemon and air.

Halloween last night, Howard was Robin Hood with a small bow and an arrow basket on his back. In addition to some decorative arrows, there was a large stack of equipment.

When setting out to Petunia's house, Howard reminded everyone that if anyone is lucky enough to be happy tonight, they can get happiness equipment in his arrow basket at any time.

And for happiness, he has always been preparing for a lot of moments.

People who don't know the truth, seeing these equipment, thought Howard was really a tramp, but didn't know that he was just overconfident.

"Comeon, we all know you don't need those equipment at all."

Satisfied, Rajesh of Versailles Benfan, at this time, ruthlessly pierced his good friends.

Then he drew a large pile of happiness equipment from Thor's Crown, and threw it to Howard with an expression that was extremely irritating: "But give it back to you."

"I knew it!"

Howard took a large stack of equipment, immediately counted it, and then laughed: "No one is useful. You are a lucky dog, but you are not at all!"

"Oh, Howard~"

Thor Rajesh looked at his good friends sympathetically: "In your imagination, these things must require these equipment, don't they?"

"……"

Howard and Leonard were both shocked: "You can't?"

"You can ask Adam, he should resonate most with me..."

Rajesh’s chin is about to be lifted into the sky.

"Don't talk to me."

Adam smiled reservedly: "Rajesh, even the imaginary you."

"……"

Rajesh stagnates.

After all, he was just a blind cat and ran into a dead mouse. It was okay to scream in front of Howard and them. When Adam laughed like this, he suddenly became guilty.

"I'm useless, because I don't need it!"

Rajesh quickly moved his gaze away from Adam, and when he looked at his friend Howard and the others, his chin lifted again.

"youluckydog!"

Leonard and Howard felt that Rajesh couldn't make up such bold details, and couldn't help expressing the envy of the lucky dog.

"Thor is a dog..."

Adam was beside him, and he couldn't help but laugh: "For the glory of the northern god?"

"What is for the glory of the northern god?"

Thor Rajesh didn’t know the story of Thor, the single dog Thor, so he couldn’t understand Adam’s laugh.

"nothing."

Adam smiled and shook his head: "Let's continue talking about your glory."

"What do you want to know?"

Rajesh raised his chin again.

"How did you do it?"

Howard said anxiously.

He has always been the king of emotional theory in the otaku quartet.

He also tried his best last night, but the eggs didn’t work...

Rajesh, who couldn't even talk to women without taking drugs, managed to score on the base with the ridiculous appearance of the Nordic Thor, which made him very shame...More importantly, he really wanted to know the details.

Because he thinks Rajesh has discovered a great happiness code.

Even Rajesh can do, but he can’t do it without reason!

"It's very simple."

Rajesh didn’t continue to play mystery, and began to tell about his wonderful journey last night: "After you all went into action last night, I sat there thinking about life.

Then a drunk woman came up and sat beside me and said, do I look drunk? "

"I knew I was right!"

Sheldon immediately took the call and looked at Leonard: "Did you see it?"

"Ok, you are right, I will try this trick later."

Leonard said helplessly.

"What's right?"

Howard is puzzled.

"After you took the initiative to strike up a conversation last night, the three of us sat there, very boring."

Leinard explained: "I wanted to go too, but I didn't know what to do. Shelton said he could help me because he observed the situation at the party..."

"It's like Jenny Goodall observing a chimpanzee."

Sheldon added.

Jenny Goodall is a world-renowned zoologist. In order to observe chimpanzees, she spent 38 years in the wild in the virgin forests of Africa.

"Penny’s friend is not a chimpanzee!"

Leonard shouted.

"are you sure?"

Sheldon looked at Leonard like a fool: "Don’t forget that Petunia also played a murderer. It’s not surprising that her friends are chimpanzees, and it’s still a metaphor...

But it's different from you. You plan to spend thirty-eight years observing and trying to establish an intimate relationship with Petunia.

I didn’t have to observe in the wild for thirty-eight years. I only observed the chimpanzee for a while at the party. No, the friendship mode of Petunia’s friends. "

As he said, he didn't care about Leonard's darkened face, raised his fingers, and said solemnly: "The interaction between them was chaotic and unorganized at first.

But then I used my genius brain to discover that they actually have patterns.

They have their unique language.

Newcomers will say when approaching small groups: Do I look drunk?

Other people will say: buddy~"

"Then what?"

Howard is very interested.

"Then there will be no more."

Leonard spit out.

"At that point, I can observe that these are already pretty good."

Sheldon confidently said: "Instead of you, how much experience has been observed and summarized over the years?"

"……"

Leonard and Howard were speechless.

"Yeah."

In the past, Rajesh would bow his head and be speechless, but at this moment, he raised his head on the Versailles circuit: "I really can't sum up any theory, I feel I am in the wrong direction.

I’m actually more suitable to be an experimental physicist. If the theory is not theoretical, I will do it first and then talk about it~"

said here, his expression is too wretched, and he is undoubtedly a good friend of Howard.

"We experimental physicists are not like you."

Leonard said disgustingly and jealously.

"That's right, my kind of experimental physics is different from yours."

Rajesh of Versailles Benfan shook his palm: "After all, you can only use your hands, and I can devote myself to the experiment~"

"……"

Leonard looked at such annoying Rajesh, wishing to **** the Thor's hammer in his hand and hammer the **** to death with a hammer.

Adam laughed aloud beside him.

definitely.

Rajesh is really suitable to be Thor.

They may not be human because of Howard, but Rajesh is a real dog!

Thor, a single dog, it’s not for Rajesh to come.

"and after?"

Howard said incredulously: "Don't tell me just because you don't speak, you become a lucky dog!"

"How can it be that simple!"

Rajesh's grandiose reservedness: "It depends on my handsome appearance and thanks to the happy treasures of our hometown, otherwise, why would I only come here now~"

"Don't laugh."

Adam got up and smiled: "Come with me."

"Where to go?"

After 　　 Rajesh stayed, his face was full of joy: "I can finally join your club?"

"what club?"

Leonard is puzzled.

"It's the kind of fraternity club that only handsome VIPs like Adam and me can participate in."

Rajesh was very excited, seeing Leonard and the others pulling their faces, so he comforted: "I will tell you about the legendary experience after I come back, but I'm sorry I can't take you with you.

After all, only VIPs can go to those places and occasions, and you are just P..."

"enough!"

Leonard couldn't listen anymore, and shouted to Rajesh: "Go and go, don't be here."

VIP in English refers to very important person, very important person.

P refers only to people, not farts in Dongguo.

But the language barrier was strangely opened up at this moment.

In the context of Rajesh's under-pumping tone, the P of VIP means a fart.

In combination with Rajesh’s background, he said P, which also means a man.

Seriously Wanyu agreed!

"It's not so exaggerated, you can follow Leonard."

Adam interrupted with a smile.

"real?"

Leonard and Howard are overjoyed.

"What? Can they go too?"

Rajesh is a bit disgusted.

"certainly."

Adam nodded: "Especially Howard, as a good friend of yours, is for your own good by going to cheer you up when you check your body."

"body check?!"

Rajesh three people shouted in unison: "What to check the body?"

"No way?"

Adam was surprised: "Although you come from a peaceful country, you are not invincible.

You didn't use Howard's equipment last night. That was the biggest mistake.

Not everyone is Leslie Winkel, the goddess of luck. "

"Leslie Winkel is not a goddess of luck!"

Shelton was displeased when he heard it: "She's just a woman with a nasty mouth!"

"do not talk!"

Rajesh said nervously: "Adam, do you think something will happen to me?"

"Who knows this?"

Adam shrugged and said: "You wouldn't think that a woman who was drunk at will and drag you away is an innocent body? Otherwise, why would you think she came to you?"

"Because of my handsomeness and exotic atmosphere?"

Rajesh said without compelling words: "Before I parted, she praised me as a great man, gentle and passionate, and a super good listener."

"Damn it, next time I have to learn to be a dumb."

Howard spit out.

"Oh, you can, but only if you can let women find you on their own initiative."

Rajesh had this super-confident experience. When getting along with his good friends, he suddenly disappeared from the cramps and cautiousness of foreigners, and the frequency of smashing good friends continued to increase.

"maybe."

Adam smiled noncommitantly: "But it is undeniable that she is very casual, and this kind of randomness is theoretically risky. It all depends on whether you are lucky and safe in a small probability event."

"go out!"

Shelton had already ran to the open kitchen, picked up the disinfectant spray, and aimed at Rajesh.

"Are you there?"

Rajesh spit out.

"What do you think?"

Adam smiled and said: "Come on, really, although your experience will be very few, very few, but I still recommend that you screen and protect yourself."

said this, he looked at Howard: "Yes, I'm talking about you, Howard."

"I will."

Howard is not ashamed, but rather proud.

He thinks this is Adam's best interpretation of him as the romantic king in the foursome.

"Well, that's good."

Adam nodded: "Otherwise you will find that you are completely spending money to find sins and to make up for these sins later, you will have to spend more and more money.

This is not something you can pay for a Jewish boy adult gift certificate.

You don’t want your mother to yell at you about these things, right? "

"……"

Howard had a scene in which his mother yelled at him and said these uncomfortable words. The corners of his mouth twitched and then twitched. He really couldn't bear that scene.

Everyone went to the hospital. After some examinations, Rajesh was indeed one of the protagonists. He was kissed by the Goddess of Luck as always. There is a small probability that the incident will be encountered by him again, and he has no problem.

"see it?"

Rajesh shook again immediately: "She is not that kind of casual person at all, and it proves that she really just fell in love with my handsomeness and foreign land style.

Now, please allow me to retire. I'm going back to rest and rest.

I still have an appointment on Tuesday night~

That's right!

Brother, this is not a night and a day, it is very likely that I will be different from you from now on~

God, this is why I love the country~"

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