Chapter 1170： Chemical cutting, black hole project

California Institute of Technology.

buffet.

"Leinard, are you free? I want to ask you something."

Seeing the little fool's mouth twitching and eyelid spasms again, Rilis smiled and looked away and looked at Leonard.

"certainly."

Leonard said cheerfully.

"I heard you and Petunia blow again?"

Lillis said straightforwardly.

"I guess, Howard sent you a text message again."

Leonard laughed at himself.

"Very sharp."

Leslie was surprised: "But why do you do stupid things when you are with Petunia?"

"..."

Leonard said with a black face: "What are you trying to say?"

"Oh, I just heard the news, and suddenly felt that since we are all single again, maybe we can revisit the past?"

Rilis suggested.

"Oh."

Leonard's expression instantly eased, but he still looked at her vigilantly: "So now I am attractive to you again, do you want to use me to release pressure again?"

"No, no, no."

Rilis shook his head: "I'm tired of acting every time, and now I have to be completely loyal to the traditional mode of communication...

In short, I think it’s time to take it slowly, but who is more suitable to take it slowly than you? "

"... Thanks for the compliment."

Leonard was already unable to complain.

"Are you going to participate?"

Rilis went straight ahead.

"certainly."

Leonard looked at her and nodded decisively.

"Great, call me~"

Leslie arranged a date outline for Leonard, and when she got what she wanted, she assumed a pose of a little woman, charmingly flirted with Leonard and left.

"why why why?"

As soon as Rilis left, Sheldon complained immediately: "So many women, why do you have to Leslie Winkel?"

"so many?"

Leonard murmured: "I really want to, will you change it for me?"

"You know she just treats you as a tool person, right?"

Sheldon reminded.

"So?"

Leonard succumbed to food, gathering strength for the evening date.

Although traditional dating does not involve any physical activity for the first time.

But that was Lylis, and Leonard didn't believe what she said was extremely traditional.

"Aren't you afraid of injury? I don't want to keep a cat anymore!"

Sheldon called.

"I can."

Leonard looked up and smiled: "Speaking of dating, where do you want to go tonight? I can take you there first."

"I'm not going anywhere."

Sheldon shook his head immediately.

"you sure?"

Leonard smiled maliciously: "I don't mind you watching, but Rilis has a bad temper.

Usually you can't talk about her, do you really want to face her angry? "

"..."

Sheldon raised his neck, and there was a hint of fear in his eyes. He said uncomfortably, "Why do you have to date in the apartment?"

"Because this is also my apartment, if everything goes well, the bedroom is next to it, and she regrets the unconventional thinking time."

Leonard smiled triumphantly: "Furthermore, the roommate agreement stipulates that if one party wants to have a date in the apartment, it can be reported in advance.

Next time you are on a date, I will leave the apartment to give you the venue. "

"……All right."

Seeing this, Sheldon could only nod his head in agreement.

Although he doesn't know how to fall in love or dating or anything, this roommate agreement is fair, and it's still made by him.

"So where do you want to stay?"

Leonard began arranging the super big light bulb: "Where is Adam? Howard and the others? Or Penny?"

"Penny? Stop kidding."

Sheldon shook his head and said, "The probability of her being bombed by God is much higher than that of you and Rilis."

"..."

Leonard immediately thought of the handsome guy Penny had brought before, and his face suddenly turned dark: "Say it quickly, or you will find a way by yourself."

"Howard and Rajesh are going to the bar."

Sheldon thought for a while: "It's better to go to Adam, there is the most serious place."

"That's all you thought."

Leonard Lemon said: "Okay, I will call Adam now and see where he is at night..."

Then he picked up the phone and dialed Adam.

"Are you experimenting with Rilis again?"

Adam laughed as soon as he heard it: "Congratulations, okay, I will work overtime tonight, you send Sheldon directly to the hospital, I will let Ruth watch him play."

"That would be too much trouble for Ruth."

Leonard was overjoyed and said to Sheldon: "You heard, Adam told you to show you, you have to listen to Ruth, don't run around."

Adam burst out laughing over there.

All this is too much like an old father's exhort before handing over the child to the babysitter.

Although Leonard wanted more not to disturb his date.

night.

St. Bonaventure Hospital in San Jose.

Sheldon was carrying a computer bag and was drove over by Leonard.

"Adam, he can leave it to you, hope you don't call me tonight."

Leonard looked at Adam expectantly.

"rest assured."

Adam smiled and said, "Let’s experiment with Lylis. In fact, I have always been optimistic about the two of you."

"what?"

Sheldon immediately stopped doing it: "Do you think about them? Rilis is my ultimate enemy!"

"Your ultimate mortal enemy is too much."

Adam disregarded: "The blacklist now has 61, not bad for her."

"Do you want to join my blacklist?"

Sheldon stared at Adam with puffed eyes.

"You know you can't bear to let me join."

Adam looked at him playfully.

"..."

Sheldon just wanted to refute, the Sheldon Standing Council in his mind immediately exploded.

Adam's fans, the Flash Birdman Sheldon, Texas Cowboy Sheldon, and other Sheldons opposed it.

no way.

Sheldon could only compromise, and said unhappily: "I thought we were good friends. Rilis despised my research and called me a fool."

"we are."

Adam nodded: "But don't you think Rilis looks like the sister you expected?"

"what?"

Sheldon exclaimed incredulously.

Leonard left in no hurry.

"I ask you, is Leslie smart enough?"

Adam asked, "Tell the truth."

"so so."

Shelton wanted to deny it, but to the sincere gaze that Adam advised you, he could only look away and reluctantly said.

"so so?"

Leonard smiled: "The last time she spent the night with me, when she got up to drink water at night, she corrected the wrong formula on your whiteboard!"

"That's her luck."

Sheldon called.

"You only believe in strength, not luck at all."

Leonard interrupted.

"I don't believe it, but it doesn't mean she doesn't."

Sheldon still had a hardened mouth.

"Then she usually despises your work from strength, is it luck?"

Adam hit the nail on the head: "If she just slandered you by talking nonsense, and you don't know how to refute, then you are really a fool."

"... Her circle of quantum theory is completely fallacy and heresy, and cannot be compared with string theory at all."

Shelton exclaimed: "String theory is the perfect theory that unifies quantum mechanics and general relativity!"

"Although I support you and believe in string theory more, I have to say that whether it is string theory or loop quantum theory, it is still a theory that cannot be confirmed at all."

Leonard shrugged: "We can't do any experiments to verify it now."

"That's because you experimental physicists are too useless."

As soon as Sheldon heard this, he couldn't help but expand the scope of the attack: "I really want to live in an era of more advanced technology, so that all the genius theories in my brain can be realized.

Not now, I can't even create a tiny black hole for me!

This reminds me of the rocket recovery program in high school. My brain is too advanced.

None of you can understand this kind of pain. "

"Don't you like the Flash the most?"

Leonard grumbled and said, "You can become a Flash.

At that time, you collide with hydrogen particles faster than the speed of light, and you can knock out a black hole without using a particle collider.

And even without the time machine, you of the Flash can directly travel through any time and space to any time and space you want. "

"Do you think I don't want to?"

Sheldon thought: "Why do you think I like the Flash the most?

In addition to running fast, it can dodge the enemy's pursuit.

It is his super speed that can help me do all the experiments I want to do.

At that time, I can do countless things that ordinary people can't do in a lifetime by myself. "

Having said this, he glanced at Leonard.

"...God, please make Sheldon the Flash, and then take him away."

The ordinary man Leonard had a dark face, pretending to be (ridiculed) begging (sarcasm), and then never wanted to listen to Sheldon anymore, and flashed like lightning.

He still has a date tonight, so there is no time to listen to Sheldon beating him.

"Adam, I think I might be able to design an experiment to create a miniature black hole."

Sheldon looked at Adam: "As long as 500 million dollars, are you willing to invest?"

"I don't want to destroy the world."

Adam smiled and said, "But when I have enough life, I will sponsor you.

Now let’s go back to the question of how clever Lelis is.

You have always disliked that Misie was not smart enough and wanted a sister who matched your IQ.

Regardless of whether you admit it or not, Rilis's IQ is enough to match yours.

The way she gets along with you is actually the daily life you expect Missy to get along with with your high IQ.

Compared with the fists and yin legs that the high EQ Misie gives you, the high IQ Misie despises and mocks you in this way. "

"So I never wanted any sisters!"

Sheldon accepted Adam's reasonable guess and said seriously.

"Okay, don't say this from now on."

Adam smiled and said, "Otherwise, Missy, who is high in EQ, will revisit you how to get along with high EQ in childhood.

I still have surgery to do. Come to my office and play games. Talk to Ruth if you need to. "

"Don't worry, Director."

Ruth, the secretary of the office, smiled and said, "Leave it to me here."

When Sheldon entered the office, Adam looked at Ruth apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm going to trouble you again. Please bear this trouble."

"it's OK."

Ruth smiled slightly: "Since I took him with me last time, I have read the Parenting Guide when I have time, so I should prepare for my future motherhood in advance."

"The Parenting Book is really easy to use."

Adam couldn't help but smile: "But if you want to be more targeted.

For Shelton, I would recommend you to read a series of books written by Dr. Beverly Hofstadter.

For example, Ah Dou who can't afford it.

I have this set of books in my office.

If you get bored afterwards, try to open it.

As long as you can grasp Beverly Hofstadter’s parenting ideas, Sheldon is not a problem for you. "

"I will watch."

Ruth nodded.

Adam confessed a few more words and left.

Ruth can become the secretary of the director of surgery's office, but it's not a vase.

She was an experienced professional nurse before.

Whether she is looking after Sheldon as a child or taking care of Sheldon as a mental patient, she can do it professionally.

Adam is relieved.

In the office.

Sheldon took out his notebook and started playing Mario, muttering complaints about Leonard and Adam.

Ruth watched this scene outside, couldn't help showing her aunt's smile, then walked in and picked out the unsupportable A Douyi book on the shelf, and began to read it outside.

Just when she thought Sheldon had a cute and cute side, Sheldon started to make trouble without a surprise.

"Ahem, Ruth, my throat is uncomfortable, is there inflammation?"

Sheldon said, clutching his throat.

"Let me see."

Ruth immediately put down the book and took the device to show Sheldon: "There is no inflammation, let me get you a glass of water, drink plenty of water..."

"Are you a doctor?"

Sheldon said straightforwardly.

"...I was a professional nurse before."

Aunt Ruth laughed.

"Then you are not a doctor."

Sheldon touched his throat and insisted: "I need a professional doctor to help me see it. Will you help me ask if Adam has time?"

"The director is undergoing major surgery and has no time."

Ruth said silently: "You are just an illusion, just drink more water."

"I need a professional doctor."

Sheldon called.

"...Well, let me see what I can do for you."

The corner of Ruth's mouth twitched, and her aunt's smile disappeared completely. She walked out of the office and found an intern at random, and then attached a few words to her ears.

The intern followed Ruth in.

"This is Doctor Paddy, let him show you."

Ruth introduced.

After the same examination as Ruth, the intern Paddy said, "Your throat is indeed inflamed."

Sheldon looked at Ruth immediately, with an expression of ‘I told you a long time ago’.

"I now how to do?"

Sheldon asked.

"I have never seen anything so bad."

Trainee Paddy glanced at Ruth and said as she ordered: "You must stop talking immediately and cultivate well."

"how long?"

Sheldon became more nervous.

"immediately!"

Intern Paddy emphasized.

Sheldon was so frightened that he could not speak.

"That's it."

Ruth smiled.

"I want to drink herbal tea."

Shelton couldn't speak, and clutched his throat and ran to the computer For a quick typing, the computer sounded mechanical and electronic sounds.

"Ok."

Ruth nodded.

"It's not bad to have a rectum."

Sheldon typed again.

"rectum?"

Ruth was dumbfounded: "It's honey, isn't it?"

In English, the difference between the two is only one word.

"right……"

Sheldon nodded, then crackled and began to type continuously, telling him all kinds of extra requirements that were extremely cumbersome.

Ruth, who thought she had chemically cut Sheldon, was immediately dumbfounded.

She is still too naive.