Chapter 1210： You stabbed me with a needle, I cut you 80,000 knives

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"what?"

Howard stayed for a while.

"Like geography, which is not a science, Sheldon was also very interested in engineering for some time in college, until he met a **** tenure professor of engineering."

Adam explained with a smile: "He kept tearing up Sheldon's homework without pointing out the problem. He just kept tearing up and let Sheldon do it again. Since then, engineering has fallen to the same geographical position."

"Oh dear."

Penny immediately looked at Sheldon with pity: "I didn't expect you to have this experience."

"I am different from you."

Shelton was upset with Petunia's expression of ‘we are all the same’.

"It looks the same."

Petunia was very proud.

It's rare to see Sheldon, who is terribly fart, planted like this in his homework, so happy.

"Don't make this look!"

Sheldon said angrily.

The tenured professor of engineering has always been expressionless, until he was tossed to sleep and was locked out of the classroom when he was late, he saw this nasty guy with such annoying expression.

But when he wanted to go to the principal for a short report again, he found that the principal asked this nasty guy to imitate his expression when he was locked out, and the two laughed.

"That's why you always hate engineering and then attack me?"

Howard suddenly accepted some.

"Do not."

Sheldon looked at Howard: "In the beginning it was indeed because of engineering, and then it was all because of you."

"never mind!"

Howard waved his hand: "This thing ends here, I will never be stupid enough to take your class and let you get revenge!"

"dont be sad."

Bernadette stroked Howard approvingly, and comforted: "Whether you have a doctorate or not is my Huazi."

"Really? You are so nice~"

Howard turned his head to look at his girlfriend and began to spread dog food.

"certainly."

Bernadette smiled sweetly: "With me, I can definitely get my Ph.D. It doesn't matter if you get it or not."

"..."

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched.

"Ahem."

Bernadette suddenly coughed a few times, and frowned uncomfortably while holding his throat.

"not comfortable?"

Petunia asked.

"It's no big deal, just a little cough."

Bernadette smiled.

"Let Adam take a look for you."

Petunia smiled and said: "Since I am in this circle of friends, I have to endure the weirdness of Howard and Sheldon, but it is not without benefits. The biggest one is that there is no need to make an appointment to see a doctor, and there are very big discounts."

"Really?"

Bernadette looked at Adam in surprise.

"Um."

Adam got up, walked to Bernadette, and motioned to Bernadette to open his mouth: "This is my friend's welfare, who makes me a doctor."

"That's great."

Bernadette was overjoyed, opened his mouth and let Adam check it, and then couldn't help but vomit: "You don't know how bad the experience of seeing a doctor is usually."

"Trust me, I know!"

Petunia, who has the worst job and the most insecure, echoed loudly.

"The tonsils are normal. Go back and drink plenty of water. If it doesn't work tomorrow, you come to the hospital to find me."

Adam smiled.

"good."

Bernadette smiled gratefully at Adam, and then softly said to everyone: "The last time I ate a fish, I got a fishbone in my throat. It's a nightmare in my life."

"Are you sure it's a fishbone stuck?"

Rajesh took a sip of wine and said quietly.

"To shut up!"

Howard grabbed Rajesh's glass in anger and stared at Rajesh.

"Ok, ok."

Rajesh opened his hands and signaled to surrender: "Just kidding, I know you are not a fishbone...you are at least a fishbone..."

Having said this, he laughed at everyone: "Am I right?"

"It's not funny!"

Leonard had the expression of an old subway man looking at his cell phone.

Although he was not talking about him, he was deeply offended.

"Eon!"

Rajesh quit: "This is obviously funny!"

"Okay, don't be clever here."

Adam looked at him coldly.

Normal people would not say such colorful words to the girlfriend of a good friend, which can only show that Rajesh's subconscious has problems from the beginning.

Later, all kinds of casual teasing, all kinds of fantasy, and all kinds of silver poems did not appear casually.

Rajesh lowered his head immediately when Adam saw this.

"Anyway."

Bernadette also didn’t want to get angry with her boyfriend’s good friends, lest her boyfriend get caught in the middle, so he didn’t hear it, and continued: "I was stuck with a fishbone. I was planning to do it myself, but how Can't figure it out.

No way, I can only go to the school hospital, but I have to make an appointment first. Fortunately, I was very lucky that day, so I made an appointment directly to the next day. "

Everyone nodded in unison.

In the world of American TV series, doctor appointments are normally not a few days or two weeks a week. In many cases, when you are better, you may not be able to see the doctor.

Bernadette saw the doctor the next day of the appointment, only because it was a useless school doctor.

Otherwise, you won't be able to make an appointment so quickly if you don't go to the emergency room.

"As a result, after I went, he asked me if I could breathe, and then he asked me to have an X-ray."

Bernadette continued: "After the X-ray came out, it was found that the fishbone was stuck in the throat. It could have been taken out directly with tweezers, but the school doctor said he couldn't do it. He didn't have a laryngoscope.

He asked me to go back and rest for a week. If I was fine, I would be fine. If it was serious, such as unable to breathe, I should go to the emergency room.

The final exam was only a few weeks away.

I don't dare to bet on whether my illness will get worse, which will affect my exams.

After I tried my best to get the fishbone out, I could only endure the pull of my wallet and went to the emergency room.

Then the **** thing happened.

I obviously brought the free X-rays taken at the school and hospital, and they were freshly released.

But the doctors and nurses in the emergency department of the hospital didn't recognize it, so I had to take the film again, because I couldn't guarantee the validity of this X-ray film 100%.

In case they are wrong and cause a misdiagnosis, they are responsible.

So they only believe in the X-rays they make.

If it weren't for the fishbone stuck in my throat and my words were uncomfortable, I would have to squirt them to death!

No way, I could only follow their so-called process and was pushed onto a stretcher bed to get an X-ray.

Then I drank anesthetics and checked the laryngoscope. After the tossing, I finally got the fish bones out.

When I finished the exam, the bill came.

As soon as I saw it, my blood pressure almost burst, worth $80,000.

I really feel like I was cut at $80,000 all at once!

Fortunately, I am still studying for a Ph.D. I bought insurance from the school. I only need to pay 1,000 dollars at my own expense, which is the service fee for half a month of my part-time job.

Otherwise, I didn't buy insurance, and the $80,000 bill...you probably won't see me anymore.

Because I definitely quit my part-time job as a waiter in a cheesecake shop and went directly to the sea to make money and pay off my debts. "

"You may not see us, but you can still see Howard or Adam..."

Rajesh couldn't help but shudder.

"To shut up!"

Howard yelled at Rajesh.

He didn't dare to confess his past to Bernadette.

"Who said no!"

Penny felt the strongest sympathy, and echoed: "If it wasn't for my health, I would have managed to survive the illness many times.

Otherwise, I will either go to the sea and work part-time like you, or go to the San Fernando Valley to make a small movie. "

Having said this, she looked at Adam: "Adam, you are a doctor. If you say we don't care about a small illness, as for the bills that cost tens of thousands of dollars at every turn?"

"How do you think the doctor's high salary comes from?"

Adam smiled and said, "Without these over-diagnosis and treatment, how can the relevant people make money?"

"This is too much!"

Petunia complained.

"But these are legal."

Adam sighed, "On the contrary, if we are not friends, you go to see me for medical treatment, and I will not let you go on a stretcher or take another X-ray and do not drink anesthetics.

Diagnose directly and then take a tweezers to help you pick out the fishbone directly, and it will be done in less than a minute.

Not only was the hospital’s leaders troubled me because they couldn’t charge more, but if something happened, I was 100% responsible because I didn’t follow the ‘standard procedures’.

And as long as the process is followed, no matter what the result is, the doctor is exempt.

In this case, even if a kind doctor wants to save you money, they are forced by the ‘standard procedure’ to follow the trend.

Then it becomes the mighty general trend and iron law now. "

"What is this called!"

Petunia complained.

"Do not ask."

Adam smiled.

The question is the system.

"I heard that you have universal medical insurance, why is your father still so rich?"

Howard looked at Rajesh.

"Eon."

Rajesh smiled and said: "You don't really believe in universal health insurance, do you? You only have 300 million people in the U.S., so you can't possibly have universal health insurance.

When you see an appointment, you can either heal yourself, or hang up, or you can't wait to hang up after seeing the bill.

Let alone where we are.

We are all people!

Medical resources are far inferior to yours.

Just think about it to know what the so-called universal medical insurance is all about smiling.

On our side, either I’m OK, or I just hang up without waiting for my appointment, or I’ll be sent back by the doctor after a casual look, and repeat the above two processes.

As for the smile of the whole people?

You go to the street to see those homeless people in the U.S. When you look at them, many of them will smile the most peacefully, because they want you to be close and want you to give alms.

This is a routine smile, not a peaceful smile! "

"Damn the world!"

Petunia was stunned.

"Adam, I will trouble you more in the future."

Bernadette looked at Adam happily.

"It's ok."

Adam smiled: "As my friend, these are basic benefits. I don't want to see you go to the sea for medical bills."

Some people may like to donate to such a trapped female college student in this way, but Adam is not such a person.

"What should Sheldon do now?"

Petunia forcibly suppressed the influence of these inability to change the negative emotions and returned her attention to Sheldon.

"Now Howard is not in his class. No one chooses his class. Isn't his professor proper?"

"It's ok."

Adam saw Sheldon staring at him eagerly, and couldn't help but smile: "After this tossing, Principal Seibert and their anger should have almost disappeared. I will tell them that there shouldn't be a big problem. "

Principal Seibert only wanted to vent their anger. Now the ugly attitude of Sheldon in class has set off a new hot spot on the Internet, which has greatly offset their previous embarrassment, and it should be enough.

At the urging of Sheldon, Adam directly picked up the phone and dialed the number of Principal Seibert.

really.

Just say it.

"Okay, next time be careful not to do this kind of thing again."

Adam said to Sheldon.

"It wasn't me who did it, it was Kleipik who did it!"

Sheldon corrected.

"Well, anyway, there will be this kind of thing next time, it's useless to ask me, whoever does it will be responsible for cleaning it up."

Adam seemed to smile.

Everyone talked and laughed for a while, and then each went back to each house.

Leonard and Petunia naturally went to the apartment opposite Petunia.

After collapsing a bed, Leonard was very proud to spend a lot of money to buy a new one for Petunia, and advertised it to everyone.

"Huhuhuhu."

Afterwards, Leonard picked up the asthma spray and sprayed it continuously to adjust his breathing, still not forgetting to tease.

"If the physical education teacher told me to exercise hard for this moment, I would definitely try to work harder."

"Either do it or let go, without trying to say it!"

Petunia was quite satisfied with Leonard's efforts tonight, and looked at Leonard with a smile.

"Oh, mygod!"

Leonard looked at Petunia in shock: "Did you just quote a line from Star Wars?"

"I quoted the lines of the Empire Strikes Back."

Petunia is very satisfied with this effect.

Before being stimulated by Bernadette, she wanted to learn physics from Sheldon to understand Leonard's work so that Leonard could look at her differently.

But she found it too difficult, and even so slurred her lines, she gave up directly.

It's better to quote the lines in the movie directly.

Not only does it not slurp the mouth, but the effect is the same, why not do it!

"My God, I was with a beauty who can quote Master Yoda."

Leonard exclaimed again, his face full of joy, and then he looked at Petunia who was close by Chi Chi, looked at her beautiful face overlooking him, and blurted out: "Penny, I love you."

"..."

Petunia was stunned and blinked quickly, blinking dozens of times in an instant, then adjusted her tone, stretched out her hand and stroked Leonard, and said the most embarrassing answer in the softest tone: "Thank you~"

"..."

Leonard was also dumbfounded As early as when Petunia blinked like the Flash, he noticed something wrong.

Because in the American drama world, traditional conventions sometimes say things that are inconvenient to say directly, and then blink their eyes to express the opposite meaning of falsehood.

But Penny blinked so many times in an instant... what does this mean?

"You're welcome?"

Leonard knew he was going to talk too, and after a long time he said it in an uncertain tone: "I just didn't vomit suddenly."

"It's okay, I'm glad you said that."

Petunia said with an embarrassed expression.

"That's good."

Leonard was happy, and then saw Petunia's expression, and understood that this was not Petunia's real meaning, and his smile immediately stagnated.

The scene suddenly became awkward.