Chapter 271: King of Routines

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"Don't be so serious."

Ted smoothly said, "Everyone is a friend."

"There should also be red lines between friends."

Adam seriously said: "If you don't say anything in advance, how can you be a friend when you touch the red line?"

"Correct!"

Lily was the first to agree: "There are some things that should not be done, whether they are friends or not!"

As a woman, she is the most sensual about weddings, and she has a 100% sense of substitution. Naturally, no one can destroy it, even if it is a good friend who destroys other people's weddings.

"I agree too."

Matthew's three views have always been the most upright, otherwise he would not be a judge in the future.

That is one of the most awesome existence.

Of course, this is not to say that the three views of the justices are all the most upright, but this is the world of American dramas, and Matthew can become a justice. This is definitely the biggest praise for his three views.

After all, this is all ‘show for others’...

"Ok."

When Ted saw this, he could only shrug his shoulders: "Barney, Adam is right, you really have to pay attention, otherwise your friends won't have to do it."

"I know."

Barney curled his lips.

The reason why he raised his hand to surrender, besides Adam's sharp eyes, was more importantly because he was keenly aware that Lily and Matthew were all heading towards Adam.

It is not easy to integrate into a circle of friends with a good atmosphere. Once he persists, even if Ted speaks for him, the atmosphere of this circle of friends will be broken, and he will probably be rejected.

Because the foundation of this circle of friends has always been Ted, Matthew and Lily.

Although he always asked Ted to say that he was Ted's best friend, he knew that Ted could not alienate his true best friends, Matthew and Lily, for him.

And he also likes the pair of Matthew and Lily very much. This is the evidence that he believes that love still exists in his heart after being simply hurt by love.

So he had never hit Lily's idea, and he took good care of the relationship between Matthew and Lily.

Adam is actually quite clear about this mentality.

You must know that when he watched the American drama "The Romance of Mom and Dad" in the previous life, he was all Barney.

After crossing over, he became a prodigal son like Barney and understood Barney better.

Just as bad guys like to be friends with good guys, who don’t like to be friends with a couple like Matthew Lily who "wish to have one heart and never separate"?

"Good for you."

Barney looked at Adam and squinted his small eyes habitually: "Actually, I am the same as you. I have always regarded the Brotherhood Principles as a holy book. I will also write down what you said later."

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled and said with a smile: "I know the Brotherhood Code. You are willing to add the clause of not destroying other people's marriages. I am very happy, but I hope that on the last page of your Brothers Code, don't say "The final interpretation right belongs to Barney." Stimson owned it, and then wanted to break it, so he said that the Brotherhood Code was used to break it."

"..."

Barney was really stunned this time.

This is his deepest secret, and he didn't expect it to be revealed by Adam.

For him, all the brotherhood codes and the principles that brothers and friends must observe when getting along with each other are all pretexts and routines.

Do whatever he wants is his only criterion!

"You lied to me!"

Seeing this, Ted also reacted, and said angrily: "It turns out that your brother's codex still has this kind of saying!"

Barney kept telling him about the sacredness of the brother's code, and even if Ted didn't care about it, he gradually agreed with it. No wonder there was such an occurrence.

"Ok, ok!"

Seeing that he couldn't hide it, Barney said in frustration: "I will delete this one when I go back, okay?"

Then he was puzzled and said: "Adam, how did you know?"

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled reservedly: "It's very simple, save others by oneself, and don't use the greatest malice to speculate on the weaknesses of human nature..."

"You bull!"

Barney gave a thumbs up.

Adam laughed and said nothing.

Lily then turned her attention to Chandler and Monica's wedding.

Adam satisfied her gossip one by one.

Lily listened with gusto.

Matthew did the same, and looked at Ted from time to time.

Adam moved in his heart, guessing what Matthew was thinking, and smiled in his heart.

"As the chief best man, you really don't plan to find a dancer for the groom?"

Barney endured it for a while, but couldn't help asking.

"Why are you looking for?"

Adam asked rhetorically.

"This is tradition!"

Barney suddenly became excited: "A single night without a dancer is incomplete, and it is destined to be unhappy. Most of the male compatriots who participated are directed to this. If you don't find a dancer, they will see a ghost at that time. ?

And I believe the bridesmaid will organize her bachelor night party for the bride. Can you guarantee that they will not find a dancer? "

Adam stayed for a while.

He didn't care about Barney's previous words, but he really couldn't guarantee the last sentence.

Because he remembered in a daze, Monica's single night, it seemed that she had really found Wulang, and Monica was quite hilarious.

After the marriage broke out, Chandler was so jealous that Monica herself turned into a dancer and held a bachelor's night party specially for him.

"what!"

Seeing this, Barney was overjoyed and said, "I'm right! The bridegroom doesn't look for the dancer, the bride looks for it, then the bridegroom has lost."

"There is nothing wrong with this."

Adam's mouth twitched, insincerely.

In fact, such things as dancers are really nothing. After all, in order to relieve Chandler's fascination with Joey's girlfriend Casey, Adam deliberately took him to play for several weeks.

But Chandler was not in love with Monica at that time, nor was he the groom.

Now, when the two of them get married, Monica will probably find Wulang. If Chandler doesn't find him, Adam really feels a little panicked for Chandler's loss.

"Yes, this is not a question of whether to lose or not, but a traditional question."

Barney tightened his tie, held his head high, and returned to his usual nonsense: "Do you know why brides and grooms find dancers and dancers at bachelor night parties?"

"The club promotes, expands demand, and makes more money?"

Adam teased.

"..."

Barney stagnated, glanced at Adam who was telling the truth unhappily, then looked away, looked up at the sky 45 degrees, and said with an epic expression, "That's because it's foreplay!"

"Foreplay?"

The three of Lily looked dumbfounded.

"Yes, it's foreplay!"

Barney’s theory comes from the point of view: “Think about it, a couple is about to enter the palace of marriage, but before that, they have been engaged, most of them have been living together for a long time, and their freshness has seriously declined.

In this case how much anticipation will their bridal night have?

Very rarely!

So, a certain genius thought of bachelor night parties and gave both parties the right to find dancers and dancers.

Imagine that the newlyweds who were raised by the dancers at the bachelor night party can only see but can't eat them. They hold back the fire, and then hold a romantic wedding to make the fire even more prosperous.

In the night of the bridal chamber, what kind of amazing power will erupt from the flames brought by this super-normal foreplay after repeated pressure. "

"That night in the bridal chamber will be very warm and unforgettable..."

Lily instantly entered the fantasy, biting her lip, her eyes were magical.

"That's it, it's simply a volcanic eruption in Yellowstone Park."

Barney snapped his fingers and looked at Adam proudly: "So, for the happiness of the new couple, should we look for dancers on the single night?"