Chapter 283: Painful Barney

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"Go away!"

"Go away!"

"..."

"Woo~"

Over the next few nights, Barney was hit by crits one after another, so that he almost turned into a stranger in the end.

This night.

"Barney, you can't let Adam go first, otherwise you really won't have a chance."

Ted reminded: "This kind of thing, always pay attention to the first come, then come first, the first to go is the advantage, and you are a fair game, naturally you have to take turns to go first, you always let Adam go first, just look down on him, this way No way."

"you're right."

With this step, Barney immediately rolled down: "This time I will go up first."

Lily and Matthew sat aside, smiling without speaking.

When Adam arrived, he heard Barney's words and smiled: "Of course it's okay."

"Well, this time it's my turn to show real skills."

Barney got up, tightened his tie, high-spirited.

"Have you met Barney?"

Barney walked behind a blonde beauty and patted her lightly, using his most common routine.

In the past, he cooperated with Ted and other partners, introduced each other to each other, took the beautiful women and left, leaving the beautiful women to the partner.

Now in order to compete fairly with Adam, he can only talk to himself.

The blonde beauty looked back, and saw that Barney was alone. She was a little startled.

"Barney Stinson."

Barney has stretched out his hand and smiled.

"Amy."

The blonde beauty reacted and saw that Barney was angry (clothed) and (served) was not (very) vanity (expensive), and she chose to accept Barney's alternative greeting method, and smiled and stretched out her hand.

In the United States, the names of Amy, Emily, and Emma are similar to Xiaoming Xiaohong from the East, not too many, just look at how many Amy Adam has met.

"So, Amy, do you like magic?"

Barney used his great trick.

"It's okay."

Amy shrugged.

As soon as the voice fell, a spark flew from Barney's right hand to his left hand. Barney opened the palm of his left hand and said: "It's okay."

"Oh, mygod!"

Amy exclaimed.

Another flash of light flew to his right hand, Barney opened the palm of his right hand, and it read: "oh, mygod!"

Then, Amy began to pester Barney to ask about the mystery of magic, and was amused by Barney from ear to ear.

"It looks like Barney won this round."

Ted smiled relievedly.

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled and said, "It's not over yet."

After a while, Barney secretly made a successful gesture to Adam and the others, got up and went to the bathroom.

"It's me."

Adam took a sip of beer and got up and walked towards the blonde beauty Amy.

"Hi."

"Hi~"

Barney walked to the corner and stopped without going to the bathroom at all.

Ted's words, he agrees, the two top masters are playing against each other, and the first move is indeed very important.

In his mind, Adam's level has been recognized by him.

His pioneers are perfect, and now, he is going to watch Adam's good show.

Then, his face went dark.

But seeing Adam's simple greeting "Hi" made the blonde girl completely hilarious. With that nympho-like look, Chi Guoguo was telling him that Adam's "Hi" was more useful than his hard-worked magic.

Seeing the blonde Amy was about to follow Adam, Barney couldn't help it anymore and walked back quickly and stopped her.

"Amy."

He wants to face off against Adam, let the blonde Amy choose.

Although he didn't want to admit it, the first time he liked the restraint of morality, he was the first.

"Barney, I have something to talk about next time."

Blond Amy said casually, holding Adam's hand, and walking out, it seemed that Barney was not the one who was teased from ear to ear before.

Adam smiled at Barney and left.

"Do not!"

Seeing the two people leaving behind, Barney cried out unwillingly.

Obviously he was first...

The following days, it became Barney's nightmare.

No matter how he prepares his methods, he is no match for Adam's hello.

Continually failing in the area where he is most proud and proud, coupled with the hormones accumulated by Ji Xiaolan's physique, he is almost exploding.

"Do not!"

"Do not!"

"Do not!"

This is what he called the most.

"Adam, or forget it."

Lily couldn't bear to say: "Barney is going to lose madly."

"correct."

Ted agreed: "You can let him win a round."

"No way."

Adam shook his head and said, "This is a gambling, fair competition, and deliberate loss. That is the biggest humiliation to him."

"But you are now determined to win."

Ted was dissatisfied: "What's wrong with letting him win a round slowly?"

"This is one of the punishments for him."

Adam seemed to smile: "When he made a bet, he also knew it. I believe that after this time, he will no longer have only himself. As long as I think, no matter what other people think, but before that, It must be ensured that the lesson is deep enough."

Then he told the story of Lu Xiaobu and Zhang Wei.

"Ted, do you think Barney can do this kind of thing?"

Adam asked.

"..."

Ted was speechless.

Still have to ask, Barney is 100% capable of doing this kind of thing, not even Lu Xiaobu's unintentional.

"Then are you willing to be Zhang Wei?"

Adam asked again.

Ted twitched at the corner of his mouth, still not wanting to answer.

Of course he doesn't want to. If he marries the one he loves but is ruined by Barney, then he will probably go crazy.

That's right!

Adam told them that the story of Lu Xiaobu and Zhang Wei was changed. In this version of the story, Xiaoli broke up with Zhang Wei because Zhang Wei missed the wedding, and Zhang Wei missed her true love.

Otherwise, if I change to the original version, Ted will probably say that if I were Zhang Wei, I would wish her and her ex-boyfriend.

Asked back Ted, and then calmed Lily, who was so emotional about this story that Adam taught Barney not to stop. Adam continued to play the game with Barney.

For Adam, one month passed quickly.

But for Barney, who was severely hit and suffering, it was that the long winter had finally passed.

"I lost."

Barney was desperate and announced the result in relief.

"I was wrong, I took it!"

In front of everyone in the bar, Barney said it a hundred times.

"I will give you the crown as soon as possible."

After speaking, Barney quickly walked out of the McAllen Bar.

"Barney..."

The three of Lily couldn't bear it.

"Should we go to comfort him."

"Better not, what he needs now is to lick the wound alone."

Matthew said.

"Ha ha."

Adam couldn't help laughing.

"stop laughing!"

Ted was angry: "You are too much!"

"Why can't I laugh?"

Adam curled his lips and said: "This is Barney Stinson, you don't really think he was completely knocked down, and then hide and lick the wound silently? No, no? No?"

"Isn't it?"

Ted said angrily Ha ha. "

Adam sneered: "You are still too naive, and you don't know him at all. Of course, part of the reason why he walks so fast is embarrassing, but the more important thing is that he rushes to lick the wound, but he doesn't lick the wound by himself. of."

"You mean..."

The three Lily suddenly realized.

Dancer club.

Barney is enjoying the thigh dance with a smile on his face.

"Ah oh."

"So fast?"

"Do not!!!"

In the surprised voice of the dancer, Barney’s painful cry broke through the sky and penetrated the universe, as if even the fourth wall was broken...