Chapter 303: Listen to him, he is a doctor!

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"Oh, mygod! Time flies so fast, Matthew and Lily are actually engaged."

Ted looked at Matthew and Lily's crooked energy, his eyes were moved and impulsive: "I've decided!"

"Do not!"

Adam and Barney shouted in unison.

"Well, well, what a hero sees is the same."

Barney looked at Adam triumphantly, with an expression looking at like-minded brothers.

"I haven't said it yet, do you deny it?"

Ted dissatisfied.

"You don't know why Barney likes going to weddings so much, do you?"

Adam asked rhetorically.

"To be a bridesmaid."

Ted wondered: "But what does this have to do with the denial of the decision I haven't said yet?"

"It's a big deal."

Adam joked: "At the wedding scene, the bridesmaids are affected by the happy and romantic atmosphere, and are more likely to suffer from Barney's murderous hands. Now the romantic atmosphere of Matthew and Lily's engagement will also affect you, so don't be at this time. Make any decision."

Barney was not ashamed, but rather proud, nodded and smiled, agreeing.

"Do you equate me with a bridesmaid?"

Ted's mouth twitched.

"Oh, Ted, in terms of romance and sensibility, you are no different from the bridesmaids, even the best of them, so you are more affected than them."

Adam said solemnly: "If you don't believe me, ask Lily them."

"Do not!"

Ted glanced at Lily, saw her tilted his head and smiled, then looked at Matthew who was shrugging and smiling, and cried out incredibly, "I can't believe it, you guys look at me that way?"

"There is nothing wrong with romance and sensibility. This is your strength."

Lily explained: "Compared to straight men, what many girls dream of is a boy like you."

"Not only girls."

Adam teased.

"Well said, give a high five!"

Barney laughed and stretched out his palms to give Adam a high five to celebrate.

Adam was aware of Barney's expectation and thought that he had been very honest recently, at least he had never deliberately distorted his words, and then did something excessive, so he smiled and high-five to celebrate.

"Hi, brother, what are you going to make a decision?"

Matthew is Ted's best buddy. Seeing that Ted was a little depressed, he couldn't help but ask.

"You and Lily are engaged now. From now on, Matthew, Lily and me will become Matthew, Lily, and me."

Ted took a grateful look at his old iron. In the end, old iron will feel sorry for people. The decision that was just brewing resurfaced in his heart and said: "I am tired of this life now, and I will also start to look for my destiny. ."

The same sentence, the pause of intonation, represents a different meaning.

"Do not!!!"

When Barney heard it, he exploded: "Ted is crazy. Call 911!"

"Look, the typical bridesmaid impulse."

Adam shrugged.

"Ted, the relationship between the three of us will never change, it will always be Matthew, Lily, and Ted."

Matthew comforted.

"I know."

Ted said insincerely: "I just don't want your children to call me the old bachelor Uncle Ted."

"I don't think you are ready yet, it's better to play with Barneto for a few years."

Adam suggested.

"Thank you!"

Barney grabbed Adam's hand and made a gesture of gratitude with a grandiose expression.

"I'm ready."

Ted retorted.

"You are indeed ready, but you are ready to hurt good girls."

Adam curled his lips and said, "You look for this with this idea. The girls you met have changed from the nine bad and one good in the past to all good, but you can guarantee that after catching them the same impulse for love and marriage as you, Your feeling has remained the same? Mostly they felt it, but you suddenly didn't feel it, so let's withdraw."

"I……"

Speaking in Thai, he sneered: "Love is always like this, how can you find the true goddess in one go?"

"It's okay to simply fall in love, even Barney's real game bushes are actually okay."

Adam said with a faint smile: "After all, everyone knows each other's hearts. It's just for fun, not serious.

But you are now ready to provoke a good girl who is also aroused by you in the name of finding true love to get married.

By that time you don't feel the withdrawal, leaving a good girl with scars.

This kind of scumbag is far beyond Barney. Are you sure you want to do this? "

"Hi!"

When Barney heard this, he tightened his tie and said, "No one can compare to Barney Stinson."

"I……"

Ted was speechless, and most of the urge and impulse to get engaged between Matthew and Lily dissipated.

His integrity is still there.

If no one ridiculed face to face, or continuous ridicule, he would not know that he was the king of scumbags.

But once the scum in this was revealed, he couldn't do the shameless, plain scum of Barney.

"It seems that you still have a little bit in your heart."

Adam smiled and said, "This is good. Remember this feeling. Let's play with Barneto for a few years. When you are completely tired, then we will talk about true love."

Watching the romantic history of the American drama Dad and Mom in the previous life, I was very impressed by the plot of Ted leaving a message to his girlfriend on the phone on his girlfriend’s birthday.

When he called, his girlfriend's relatives and friends were hiding in his girlfriend's home, preparing to give his girlfriend a surprise birthday party.

Everyone squatted there, after listening to Ted’s scumbag words, they were at a loss to welcome the surprise-faced ex-girlfriend of Ted’s arrival. That scene...

If it's just this, it's just an ordinary scumbag.

The key is that Ted was irritated by Matthew and Lily. He wanted to pursue true love, and then recalled the past and found that this ex-girlfriend was perfect, so he pursued it again.

Ted's romance is irresistible to his ex-girlfriend, and he reunites with a broken mirror.

Then, within a few weeks, Ted's impulse dissipated. In the past few years, Ted's injury to his desperate ex-girlfriend regained hope for love.

Of course, this time I made progress, not by leaving a phone message, but by breaking up with her face to face on her birthday.

Fortunately, in the past few years, she has not been in vain and has been practicing Zila Maga.

Furious, she directly taught Ted how to be an individual and let him know that Zila Maga is not yoga, but a special boxing technique invented by the army for street guerrilla warfare...

This is just one of the typical behaviors of the King of Ted Scumbags, and there are countless others.

A good male (scum) person (male) is me, and I am a good male (scum) person (male)!

"Listen to him."

Barney put his arms around Ted, and said solemnly, "This guy is a doctor!"

"..."

Ted didn't want to talk anymore.

"For Matthew and Lily!"

Adam raised his glass: "cheers!"

"Cheers!"

Seeing this, Ted could only suppress the depression in his heart and clink glasses with everyone.