Chapter 542: Schrodinger's panic

Adam's apartment.

"I'll talk to her."

Juno smiled.

Adam stood up helplessly and handed the phone to Juno.

"Lily, don't worry."

Juno reassures: "It is still not sure whether you are really pregnant, and even if you are pregnant, the size and weight of the child conceived by you and Matthew and the child conceived by Matthew's parents are completely different.

And don’t you love Matthew?

Love, right?

Since you love, you will always have your own love crystallization, right?

You are engaged and will get married soon.

Even if you have a child now, it’s not really a terrible thing, is it?

Okay, calm down and adjust your breathing..."

On the other end of the phone, Lily calmed down quickly under Juno's reassurance.

"I bought it, and hang up first."

Lily said embarrassedly and hung up the phone.

Although the pregnancy test can be done with one hand, it cannot be broadcast live on the phone.

"Is this scene familiar?"

Juno smiled and looked at Adam.

"...What do you mean?"

Seeing the other people look weird and looking at him carefully, Adam's mouth twitched.

"I mean Sheldon's brother George Jr."

Juno looked at Adam with a smile for a while, then his voice changed: "They were so panicked when they heard that their girlfriend was pregnant."

"Ha ha."

Adam twitched at the corner of his mouth.

You say little George just say little George, why look at me panting.

It seems like I did something!

"High school student."

Chandler said humorously: "It's normal."

"Ok?"

Monica looked at him immediately: "Are you very experienced?"

"you have not?"

Chandler was led by Juno with high spirits, and for a moment he lost his mind and looked at him in surprise.

I was shocked when I met the dangerous eyes of my wife.

Don't look at Monica being so beautiful now, but she was still a ‘big girl’ in high school. Don’t talk about this kind of ‘Schrödinger’s panic when the aunt’s postponed coming,’ not even a boyfriend.

Even the first kiss... She thought it was given to him in the midnight romance with him...

"Little George?"

Peggy took the rare words: "When we went to Sheldon's house for the first time, he secretly made out with Erica."

"You guys are really precocious."

Monica was a little sour.

"Erica also told you about this?"

Adam looked at Peggy in surprise.

"Ok."

Peggy nodded: "I would be more interested in these, and Erica would also like to tell me this."

"Little George almost thought he was going to be a father."

Adam smiled and said: "I was scared like something. The ten-minute pregnancy test time, according to him, was the longest ten minutes in his life. Afterwards, even if the pregnancy test results showed that he was not pregnant, he and his girlfriend were completely out of interest. , I don't even dare to hug, I have a lingering fear!"

Say here.

Adam and Chandler glanced at each other, and both showed sympathetic gazes.

This life is better.

Because I know that the American drama world is chaotic, except for some special circumstances, Adam's protective measures are well done.

This empathy is more of the memory of previous lives.

Adam at that meeting had almost the same reaction as George.

Panic and suffering.

When the alarm is lifted, let alone the sense of relief.

of course.

In this life, Asia is different from the chic little George. After the alarm was lifted, facing the fatal problem of his girlfriend, he did not vent his happiness so presumptuously.

Nor did he say stupidly like little George: "I'm scared to death. I'm afraid that I have to marry you. My legs are shaking."

Just like most men, he said: "In fact, it's nothing, even if there is, it's a big deal to get married and be born..."

Emmm.

It was not a panic before.

Not at all!

After knowing the answer, the men are so confident and calm.

This is not scum!

Because I knew it afterwards, my girlfriend knew from the beginning that there was no danger.

This is just a trial she has learned from her roommate.

Everyone is half a cat.

It was just an instinctive reaction that was forced out.

of course.

If the girl changes her voice suddenly: "That's great, I just teased you, but I really have..."

Ok.

If you really meet such a girl, let's follow it.

Otherwise, it is very likely to encounter accidents.

"I have lingering palpitations, I'm out of interest? Is it?"

Juno smiled nonchalantly: "How long has this state lasted?"

"..."

Adam and Chandler were speechless.

"Heh! Man!"

Except for Peggy, the other women all spoke in contempt.

"This is not the point."

Adam smiled serenely and changed the subject: "I'll call Lily, ten minutes have passed, and the pregnancy test results should come out."

As they despise.

The lingering palpitations did not last long.

Zhou Shuren said: The biggest lesson that mankind has learned is that it will never be learned.

Even because of the question of whether Schrödinger's aunt would come, he was afraid, and even unanimously stated that they should be pure and low-hearted and keep a safe distance.

But this state is not even as long as the sage state can last.

The call is connected.

"Lily, did the result come out?"

Adam asked.

"This is the police station. Ms. Aldrin has been arrested."

On the other side of the phone, a man's voice came.

"What's the crime?"

Adam is puzzled.

"Pee anywhere."

The police said.

"..."

Adam's mouth twitched: "Can you give Lily the phone and let me talk to her? She is the prospective daughter-in-law of the Erikssons, the Erikssons, you should know each otherWelfare 】Give you a cash red envelope! Follow the vx public [Book Friends Base Camp] to receive it!

Lily drove out to buy a pregnancy test stick, but she wouldn't run very far, she was nearby.

In the small town model of the United States, the police know how and how much each family is.

Especially Matthew's family are big men, and Matthew's family, the future lawyer, should be very famous.

"Erickson's prospective daughter-in-law?"

Upon hearing this, the police immediately called up: "Is Matthew's fiancée?"

"Correct."

Adam nodded.

"Ha ha."

The policeman smiled and gave the phone to Lily: "When Matthew comes over, I can pick you up. By the way, my name is Mike. I'm Matthew's high school classmate."

"Hi Mike, my name is Lily."

Lily took the phone awkwardly.

"Piss anywhere, huh?"

Adam suffocated a smile.

"I don't want it either."

Lily was very embarrassed: "There is no toilet in the convenience store. The waiter asked me to find a random place... Damn! It's all to Matthew! It made me fall like Barney."

Emmm.

Barney urinated everywhere, and he was caught upright on the wall of the church. The judge fined him to do volunteer work.

This time, I'm still doing volunteer work to redeem sins.

"Then what's the result?"

Adam returns to the subject.

"I don't know Lily said annoyedly: "I was caught by Mike as soon as I got up, and the pregnancy test stick hadn't had time to look at it. "

"It's feminine!"

The voice of police Mike came over.

Obviously, he was eavesdropping.

"Thank God!"

Lily was overjoyed.

"Now you can rest assured."

After a few words with Lily, Adam hung up the phone.

"I really envy her."

Monica looked envied and said, "I don't even have a chance to panic."

Chandler: "..."

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