Chapter 636: Barney is not allowed inside!

The next day.

Into the night.

Friends bar.

"Ted looks nervous."

Matthew, Lily, and Adam sat together, looking at Ted, who was sitting alone and waiting from a distance, looking at his watch from time to time.

"I hope he stops saying I love you tonight."

Adam teased.

"Hope."

Lily and Matthew smiled helplessly: "Otherwise, if this perfect type is scared by this sentence, thinking that Ted is a frivolous person and just walks away, it would be a shame."

"Ted isn't it?"

Adam joked.

"Okay, don't tease him."

Lily persuaded: "By the way, Adam, take advantage of this time, you tell us the story of the bee lover."

"..."

Adam's mouth twitched: "Shente, bee lover, is the hero of the Condor Heroes!"

"It's all the same, say it, say it!"

Lily urged.

"Ok."

Adam had promised them before, so naturally he would not break his promise and began to tell them the modified version of the story of the Condor Heroine.

The romantic taboos and legends in it made Matthew and Lily exclaim again and again.

The time soon came to eight o'clock in the evening.

Ted's perfect type finally stepped in with high heels.

"coming."

Adam noticed it for the first time, looked around, and found that it was indeed very beautiful and temperamental, and quickly stopped the novel, reminding Matthew and Lily.

"Wow! Younger and more beautiful than in the picture!"

Lily exclaimed.

"Ted is tempted."

Matthew did not forget to pay attention to his brother's reaction, and keenly sensed Ted's heartbeat.

"Of course it's heart-warming."

Lily couldn't help but said, "I can't help but feel my heart even when I look at it."

"Ahem."

Adam said helplessly: "Lily, can you be more reserved, I know Matthew doesn't care about this, I also know that you don't really want to engage in lace, but you don't want to play too unscrupulously."

"Sorry."

Lily smiled chastely: "I can't help it, I will try my best."

"They started talking."

Matthew reminded.

"Hey, I can't hear their chat."

Lily looked over there and complained: "I said that I should sit next to them and participate better. You must not let me."

"Please!"

Adam complained: "You are so commotion here, if you really sit next to them, you think this Anna Taylor would not notice you, is it your blind date or Ted's blind date?"

"But I want to hear what they talk about."

Lily said anxiously.

"Just ask me if I can."

Adam smiled and said, "Lip language is not a difficult skill."

"Then read it quickly."

Lily urged.

"They are just greeting each other."

Adam looked at their lips and said, "Ted is using their common interests to please Anna. Tsk tsk, it's really humble like a dog."

"It's very effective, isn't it?"

Matthew disagreed.

"indeed."

Adam looked at Ted and Anna and couldn't stop laughing. He nodded and said, "This way of matching singles at the terminal also makes sense."

Hobbies, if there are enough matches, even if you can't be a couple, a good friend can't run away.

Just like Howard and Amy in the Big Bang Theory, they have never spoken separately before. In the treasure hunt, the early team formation was really embarrassing.

In the end, it wasn't the singer Neil Diamond, who they both liked, to eliminate the embarrassment.

The two sang idol songs as they drove, and even ended up not playing a treasure hunt at all, and they started singing in public in a bar. Hey, a group of people.

This is the big bang of life.

Otherwise, if you switch to any other American drama, Adam suspects that Howard and Amy must have sparked lightning all the way.

To be honest, when he saw this place in his previous life, Adam really sweated for Sheldon, for fear that the screenwriter might be mentally disabled for a while and make some blood.

Don't say it's impossible.

You know, if Howard hadn't met Bernadette, he could do anything.

Repeatedly harassed Petunia in front of Leonard.

Even put the pinhole camera in Petunia's home.

When the mood is over, will he reject Amy?

And Amy, when traveling with Bernadette, also exposed her inner feelings about Howard.

Without him!

Shelton is too uninitiated!

He is not even willing to be passive!

And Howard is too showy!

Her hormones have always been out of balance, and it is normal for her to like this kind of show.

emmm.

Of course, Bernadette also likes the handsome and cute Shelton in his heart, and wants to teach him a few tricks.

a.

People always pursue perfection.

It's normal.

Fortunately, this is the big bang of life. Amy and Bernadette decisively stopped the topic after exposing each other's fantasy, and then chose to forget.

Otherwise, various permutations and combinations of dog blood will definitely follow.

"what."

Adam read his lips, suddenly surprised.

"what's happenin?"

Lily asked immediately.

"Anna turned out to be the elementary school teacher in town."

Adam was surprised: "Monica's house is in this town."

"Elementary school teacher."

When Lily heard this, her gaze at Anna became even more magical: "How are you primary school teacher!"

She is also a teacher and a kindergarten teacher.

Now, she must be able to chat with Anna together.

After Robin left, Lily felt that someone had chosen a seat for her girlfriend.

"It's really good."

Matthew also nodded.

He married a kindergarten teacher, and his good brother Ted would marry another elementary school teacher.

In the future, their children, at least in kindergartens and elementary schools, don't have to worry about it.

"Oh, it's not good."

Lily suddenly said, "Matthew, look!"

"Damn!"

Matthew then uttered a bad sigh: "It's Barney. He must have learned that Ted is seeing the perfect type here and ran over to make trouble."

Outside the glass window of the bar, Barney's figure stood there, looking at Ted and Anna who were laughing and laughing, tightening their tie, showing the classic Barney Stinson's smile, and walking towards the entrance of the bar.

"do not worry."

Adam smiled: "He can't make trouble."

"What are you going to do?"

Lily thought of something and looked at Adam worriedly.

"I don't do anything Adam smiles.

Matthew and Lily stared at the door closely, but saw Barney with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, walked to the door, reached out and started to push the door.

then.

He was stopped by a tall and strong security guard.

Barney said a few words uncomfortably, and then took out the money from his pocket, from $20 to $50, and finally took out $100.

It's a pity that Franklin, who had always been unfavorable, failed.

The tall and strong security guard was completely unmoved, and directly held Barney by the neck who wanted to break in, and threw Barney out.

"Ah! How could this be?"

Lily exclaimed: "This is totally unreasonable!"

In all kinds of occasions that require a relationship to enter, the security guards actually secretly collect money and let people in.

Even betrayal is fine.

Lily once skillfully lifted her coat in public, and then got the consent of the security guard to jump in directly.

This is similar to Petunia's light and transparent **** top that allows her to drink for free.

"You blacklisted Barney, didn't you?"

Matthew guessed the reason.

There is only one reason why the security guard does not collect money.

He can't accept it, and he will definitely be expelled as soon as he accepts it.

The Old Friends Bar, which is doing business to open the door, is impossible not to let people come in. Now Barney is determined to stop Barney, apparently Barney is on the blacklist of the bar.

"Do you think I did something wrong?"

Adam smiled.

"Although it's a bit bad... but this time it was really nice!"

Lily smiled.

When Barney comes, he will definitely mess up the date between Ted and Anna.

Because he most hates Ted's finding a perfect soul mate, what he hopes is that Ted will always be single, always team up with him, and cross the New York love scene together.