Chapter 977: How can you allow him to survive

Friends bar.

"So, let's not laugh, how did you get hurt?"

After Adam teased Lily, he looked at Matthew sternly.

"..."

Matthew looked embarrassed, but watching Adam stop joking and knowing that Adam has entered a professional state, he looked at the gossip Lily and Ted, and finally chose to confess.

"Lily, I have something to tell you."

As the most crooked couple, even at this moment, Matthew first confessed to his wife Lily.

"Oh, no!"

Lily said in horror: "Don't tell me you are actually a woman."

"In your dreams!"

Adam and Ted both despised Lily for pretending to be panic.

"Hehe."

Lily disappeared in horror, her eyes were very magical, and she concealed: "It's not what you think. I love Matthew, it has nothing to do with his gender."

"Say serious things!"

Adam reminded: "This kind of thing can be big or small, we must figure it out."

"Lily."

Matthew looked at his wife, half ashamed and half embarrassed, and said, "I dance more often than you think."

"impossible."

Lily shook her head.

Matthew didn't speak, but just looked at her.

"are you serious?"

Lily was in a daze and said unbelievably: "We are always together. When did you dance, why don't I know?"

"In the gap between work and study, when interest comes, I will jump for a while."

Matthew confessed: "Even after going to the toilet..."

"Okay, okay, I know."

Lily raised her hand to interrupt him: "You always dance when no one is there, right?"

"Ok."

Matthew nodded.

"Adam, is this a mental illness?"

Lily worried.

"Not counting."

Adam shook his head: "Everyone has privacy, even for the closest people, there is another side of him that is not known.

Matthew likes to dance when there is no one, it's nothing. "

"I don't dance every moment."

Matthew quickly explained: "I only jump when I am happy."

"If you are alone, you have to be happy before jumping for a while."

Adam was surprised: "This kind of dance hurts buttocks, it takes years and months to cause... You really look the same, the sun is shining."

"Hehe."

Matthew touched the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly: "I have a better mentality, and I still have Lily. Since I met Lily on the first day of college, I have not been unhappy in the past 9 years."

"Hey~!"

Adam and Ted shivered together and got goose bumps all over the floor.

Even Ted, who has witnessed Matthew and Lily all the first time, can't stand the sweetness of death.

"Oh, Matthew~"

Lily felt completely different, the magic in her eyes dissipated, leaving only infinite love.

In the sound of Adam and Ted's complaints, the two of them were still tired and crooked for a while.

"It seems that I have to delete one item from my resume in terms of specialty."

Matthew shook his head.

"It's better to delete."

Adam smiled and said: "After you get the lawyer's qualification certificate in the July exam, you have to apply for a law firm. In case that law firm all basketball team, you are the Slam Dunk King, you have to participate.

With your current physical condition, it is totally forbidden.

Don't be self-defeating. "

Resume, beautification is a must, after all, this is a stepping stone.

If others are beautifying, you are not beautifying.

There is a high probability that you will be screened out in the first round, and you will not even be eligible to enter the next round.

If everyone is beautified, plus or minus is equivalent to that everyone has not beautified.

It's just that sometimes if the beautification is excessive, there is a risk of self-defeating.

Especially in a situation that is not allowed by the body like Matthew now.

It must not be messed up.

In the rest of the time, once Matthew is photographed because of this special product, he is not even the slam dunk king when he is really asked to play.

But with his big conditions and good basketball skills, he dared to fight and fight, and his teammates knew that Matthew had bragged before, and they laughed at a high probability.

But if it clearly says Slam Dunk, but can't even play, that's another matter. The risk of being expelled directly is very high.

That good time to find a job has been missed.

It will be very troublesome then.

"Actually, you can keep it."

Ted said: "None of us is nothing, Adam, you haven't read Barney's resume. That's an exaggeration."

"Yup."

When Matthew and Lily heard this, they couldn't help but echo: "Barney's resume, it's really generous, I found a professional editor, and even made special effects and sound effects.

At the beginning, there was a burst of flames.

Then as the dynamic background music rang out, Barney's big name was shining golden light continuously rising from the sea level like the sun.

Then the screen changed.

Barney is wearing a suit, a bow tie, and glasses, reading a book as if an elegant scholar is facing the camera.

Foreign language, as if someone else was interviewing him.

In fact, he himself imitated the British accent and interviewed himself.

Touted words such as ‘Barney Stinson, you are very successful in business, athletics and personal relationships, and many people aspire to be you’ Barabara.

After that, he changed the scene, and Barney, who became a motorcycle rider, explained his fallacy.

What do you say, ‘about success, what you have to understand is that success does not fall from the sky, and success is not powerful, but a kind of will’.

There is also ‘the so-called limit of success is no limit’ Barabara.

In the video resume, he didn't do anything, showed nothing, and just blew into the void.

His explanation is that the American company loves such people, people who look ambitious, but actually do nothing.

He even said that once you do something, you risk losing your job.

He also said that he would write a book about it.

When we asked him if it was true, he mocked us again. Of course he would not write a book.

He was just demonstrating what is meant by ‘inaction’ at the scene.

Adam, can you believe it? "

"Ha ha."

Adam laughed and said nothing.

Matthew and the three looked at each other, and they all smiled bitterly.

They also wanted to express their love for Barney. It has been almost a year since Adam was just smiling but not answering the conversation. They are also very witty and don't mention it.

"He still said in a video resume, ‘my life has been challenging all possibilities, surpassing the limit, and even further than that. When it is possible to encounter the impossible, then it is called impossible."

Lily glanced at Adam and continued to complain: "You heard that right, he created a meaningless new word ‘can’t you’, saying that the vocabulary created by yourself shows your creativity and foresight to the recruiter.

He finally concluded a sentence on the video resume.

That is, from nothingness to everything, everything is ‘possible’.

Then there are all kinds of picture clips that show his ‘quality’, such as sailing boats rising to the sky, leopards running, and various extreme sports.

The background sound is all kinds of rainbow fart songs he wrote himself, or he sings it himself.

He also said that this kind of video resume allowed him to get more than 11 good job offers..."

Adam's eyes flashed, and he thought to himself: "As the saying goes, Ji Sheng Yu, He Sheng Liang, such a clever way of doing things and infinite ways of picking up girls, if it weren't for me, how could he be allowed to survive in the world.