Chapter 1023: Laugh at Thanksgiving

Medical center.

"what do I do?"

After Adam pointed out the truth about the murderous young woman, she was directly blinded.

"It's ok."

Adam comforted: "This is very common. This is a universal problem caused by the different physical conditions of men and women.

Of course prescribing medicine is another matter.

You can't eat his oatmeal meal anymore, and you can't take medicine indiscriminately. "

Sending away the confused and murderous young woman, Adam shook his head and walked out of the hospital.

You can't make up your mind about such things.

Switching to Doctor House, he is not suggesting that the murderous young woman directly divorce according to the most common practice in the American drama world, and find a young man who can satisfy her.

It is to suggest that she buy security measures and go to the bar...

Either way, it is not an outsider, especially the advice that a doctor should give.

Duncan Apartments.

"Respect for 2000!"

Juno toasted.

"Respect for 2000!"

Adam and Peggy, clink glasses with them.

"Adam, you have a good vision."

Juno took a sip of red wine and sighed, "Peggy, do you know what the most popular joke is recently?"

"What is it?"

Peggy looked at her.

"As we all know, hit workers have been brutally squeezed."

Juno smiled and said: "Those well-dressed white-collar workers in office buildings not only have to bear huge work pressure.

I have to endure the trash talk roar of the superior boss, and I am ranted in public several times a day, and the spitting stars are enough to take a bath, which is all normal.

The Internet bubble last year was at its peak.

A famous white-collar worker was humiliated by various bosses in public in the meeting room.

Under normal circumstances, he should lower his head, endure silently, and let the boss release his negative emotions.

But this one suddenly broke out, and directly made the boss shut up.

Because he will never listen to those **** bullshits from the boss!

Amidst the bewilderment of the boss and the eyes of the onlookers shining, the white-collar worker stood up and had a showdown.

It turns out that the reason why he is so brave is because his cousin's website went public that day.

And he made a lot of money during the initial public offering.

With financial freedom, how could he still be willing to endure other people's rants and humiliation? "

"That's it?"

Peggy raised an eyebrow.

"of course not."

Juno smiled and said: "The most exciting thing is here. After scolding the boss, he jumped directly onto the conference table and took a small step forward in the bewilderment of everyone's eyes."

"He peeed in public?"

Peggy couldn't help but smile.

"No."

Adam smiled and answered, "He wants to do this.

But not every man can pee in public!

So many people are watching!

He worked hard, and even asked these colleagues who were onlookers to turn their heads.

But in the end, even a Kosakagui took two cups to pour water, and guided him with sound.

He still didn't pee. "

"Have you heard this joke too?"

Peggy looked at him.

"Remember Barney?"

Adam smiled and said, "This is what happened to their company last year.

He is the one who is not afraid of death! "

"This white-collar stunned the boss, and left the company unhurriedly to live his own unrestrained financial freedom."

Juno shook his head and said, "Then this year, the Internet bubble exploded, and his cousin's website went bankrupt like countless other Internet websites.

He went bankrupt instantly.

Moreover, his legendary experience has spread throughout the industry and even radiated outside the circle.

In the tide of unemployment, no suitable job can be found at all.

Finally he went to show the gate of the nursing home and moved to a studio apartment built on the upper floor of the bowling alley.

The gap was so great that he died in that apartment. "

"Is this story funny?"

Peggy frowned.

"The core of comedy is tragedy."

Juno smiled and said, "Do you know what is really funny?

After his death, this story broke the circle completely and spread to the ears of all the beaters.

And what makes this story spread so widely and quickly is because many company executives like to make jokes about it.

Everyone laughed. "

"Their boss is really laughing, but everyone else has to laugh."

Adam sighed: "The bursting of the Internet bubble has really changed the lives of many people."

"Being greedy when others are greedy, it is easy to pay a heavy price for your own greed."

Juno smiled and said, "Adam, you have always been restrained."

"Ha ha."

Adam smiled: "Today is Thanksgiving, let's not talk about disappointments.

Get rid of the sad core in this joke and just talk about the funny point on the surface.

Jump on the conference table in public and have to pee in public to demonstrate to the boss.

I also remembered a joke.

There is a prodigal because of a feast with others.

Once he saw the other party park his car by the side of the road, so he sneaked up on the roof and opened the sunroof.

Ready to face the car in a hot sky!

Because the windows of the car did not see through, he never noticed that the two children were still sitting in the car. Later, he was almost criminalized by the other party..."

"Alas!"

Peggy looked disgusted: "Is this guy Barney Stinson?"

"This is indeed something Barney can do."

Adam smiled and said, "But he was just caught peeing on the church wall in the street.

The man who concocted the Chicago Skylight incident was a lawyer.

Well, another hit worker who is under great pressure in an office building. "

"Studies have shown that the middle class is the most stressed and the food and clothing parents of psychologists."

Juno smiled and said, "Because they have a good life, but they may lose it at any time.

People who are worse than them can lie flat People who are better than them are financially free and can use money to make money. They shouted that they are more stressed, but they are actually comparable to normal people. It's not stressful at all.

You see, almost all companies used to be willing to hire low-income earners.

Now, more and more companies are only willing to hire middle-class people or people who are about to enter the middle class.

Because for capitalists, they are the best tool people who are obedient and controllable.

Therefore, they are getting more and more pressured by their bosses becoming more and more inappropriate.

Whenever there is a problem, all sorts of strange-looking actions will be made.

Passed as a joke for a while. "

"I mourned Matthew."

Adam smiled and said, "Because their lawyers are the hardest hit by this kind of thing.

He is a new lawyer, it will be difficult..."

As he said this, his phone rang suddenly.

"Say Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived."

Adam took a look at the phone, smiled at everyone, and answered the phone: "Matthew, Happy Thanksgiving... I'm at home, come on."

"Matthew? No way?"

Juno was a bit speechless.

"His tone is wrong, it is very likely..."

Adam was also speechless, got up directly, walked to the door to pick in the desperate Matthew.

"What happened?"

Adam gave Juno a wink and told Matthew to sit down: "Didn't work go well?"

"..."

Matthew's expression changed several times, and he almost didn't cry in the end.

"Don't worry, there are always more solutions than problems!"

Adam comforted: "There are no hurdles to pass, let's talk about it."

"I lost my job."

Matthew looked suspicious of life: "Today is Thanksgiving, and Lily is still at home waiting for me to go home for the holiday. What stupid things did I do!"

Having said this, he roared frantically.