Chapter 1104: Leonard wants to commit suicide, lactose intolerance is evolution

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In the car.

"Me?"

Seeing Penny's swearing, Leonard pointed at herself subconsciously, unbelievably full of surprises and expectations.

"what?"

Petunia had a black question mark on her face.

"Nothing, nothing!"

Leonard suddenly knew that he had misunderstood, so he waved his hand quickly, not wanting to continue the embarrassment.

Pointing to his injured forehead, he changed the subject: "Sorry, I made you unhappy tonight."

"Oh no, I am very happy tonight."

Petunia was polite, and then thinking of Adam's perfunctory treatment, she couldn't help but glanced at Leonard.

"Leinard, you also watched my live performance video that night, am I really that bad?"

"No, you are great..."

Leonard was naturally a nasty flattery: "Why do you ask?"

Petunia said all of Adam's perfunctory vocabulary.

Emmm.

As long as it doesn't involve professional vocabulary that she doesn't understand, Petunia's memory is still good.

After all, she is a professional waiter who memorizes all such a thick menu.

"Don't think too much, he must be complimenting you."

Leonard affirmed: "Very few people can get the affirmation of Adam."

"Yes?"

Petunia became uncertain.

Is it because she really wants to be bad, Adam's string of adjectives, really all praise her?

"Yes!"

Reiner's German is firm: "You have always been the best."

"hehe."

When Penny heard Leonard say this, she immediately regained her self-confidence, chuckled, and stopped struggling with the topic.

TBBT4A apartment.

Leonard opened the door and entered the house.

"So? How about dating?"

Shelton, who was playing on the computer at his desk, looked back.

"awesome!"

Leonard is a fan of self-confidence.

"It seems that alcohol and confusion are really poisonous to American girls."

Sheldon tilted his head and pouted, an expression showing the results of the experiment.

"..."

Leonard's excitement stagnated, and he said displeased: "Hey! Petunia didn't drink much tonight.

And after I hit my forehead, she cleverly refuted my suggestion to come back directly to rest.

After that, he drove me to the hospital soberly and asked Adam to do a comprehensive examination for me.

Tonight is a romantic night, it's not what you imagined to be on top of alcohol, so confused! "

"Really?"

Shelton has always been very fond of medical examinations, but when she heard this, she looked at Penny with surprise, and said, "Does she like pottery?"

"...We didn't talk about this."

Leonard's face was dark again.

"No way?"

Sheldon was even more surprised: "Apart from this topic you carefully fabricated, do you have other topics to talk about?"

"……Shut up!"

Leonard thought of the long awkward and speechless time when he was waiting in the restaurant before, and suddenly weakened his self-confidence that was overwhelming just now, and shouted angrily.

"Because we all know what happened?"

Sheldon dragged his voice, raised his eyebrows, and thrust his knife straight.

"..."

Leonard was embarrassed and furious.

But before leaving for a date tonight, he once imagined what the romantic night would be like tonight.

Although Sheldon asked him to place his hopes on alcohol and Petunia's confusion, he even wanted to have a more serious date night with Petunia.

Emmm.

Is such that.

Have a good dinner in the restaurant, take a walk after dinner, and chat about common topics.

for example.

"Do you like pottery?"

"I love pottery, okay!"

"..."

Speaking of having fun, pause, because they all know what is going to happen at this time.

Leonard, who has watched too many movies, will lean forward, and then the two of them will kiss.

Even the details are so vivid, all arranged by Leonard clearly.

Petunia would hesitate at first.

For girls, reservedness is still needed.

This also better reflects his masculinity.

Then she will kiss back passionately.

After all, the romance is ignited at this moment, burning her reserved.

She will bite his lips.

After all, such playful heroines are played in movies.

He likes this one very much.

He believes that Petunia is the same.

When everything happened as promised, he knew that she wanted him!

It's done!

They can applaud for love!

Oh, mygod!

For Leonard's emotional performance, he even began to pray to God.

At that time, Sheldon looked on coldly, with no sense of substitution, and Mu De emotionally said in surprise: "Now you are going to do it?"

Then Leonard will look left and right, there is no Penny in the apartment, only Sheldon, what else can be done?

I can only say that I have a panic attack.

Now she was again ignorantly brought up by Sheldon, and the shame was overwhelming.

"No, nothing happened!"

Leonard said angrily: "But just because I was hit on the forehead..."

"Is it because when Petunia bit your lip, she hurt you when she pushed you back?"

Sheldon curiously asked.

"No... what does it mean to push me back?"

Leonard denied first, then said puzzledly.

"You know."

Sheldon shrugged: "Penny and you, if you really interpret the plot in the movie as you imagined, then Penny is also the one who takes the initiative.

She leaned forward and kissed you actively. You hesitated, then kissed back and bit her lip. She knew you wanted her and it was done..."

"..."

Leonard was ashamed of Sheldon as the playful heroine in the movie and couldn't help but stare at Sheldon.

Sheldon raised his neck, puffed up his eyes and looked down at him, with a ‘dare you say that’s not the case’ expression.

"it's the same."

After looking at each other for a few seconds, Leonard retreated as always, thought about it, and grinned again.

Regardless of who takes the initiative or not, for him, it is exactly the same.

After all, he is an experimental physicist and knows what Newton's third law is best!

A few days later.

In the apartment, four otaku sat there, everyone wearing headphones, staring at their laptops, and outputting with their hands frantically. A game is full of enthusiasm.

In the end, Sheldon took the Blade of Azzinoth and ran away, and everyone died tragically.

"You betrayed us for a sword and wasted 97 hours of fighting side by side?"

Leonard looked at Sheldon incredulously: "Who are you?!"

"I am a night elf thief, this is what I should do."

Sheldon said confidently: "Have you not read my character introduction?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

At this moment, Petunia's chuckle came from outside the door.

"excuse me."

Leonard finally remembered that there was a goddess who was full of eyes and stomach next door, and walked out the door.

"Don't forget the mail."

Shelton reminded again in due course.

It's not that he cares much, but his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Yep."

Leonard walked out with Penny's mail that was intercepted for the Nth time. He just wanted to strike up a conversation as always, but he looked up and saw that Penny was making love with a handsome guy by the door.

Boom!

a bolt from the blue!

What happened next, he was in a daze.

He dare to say that if he drinks a little more wine then, the chances of anyone succeeding in him will be overwhelming.

When he came back to his senses, Adam, Sheldon, and Howard were already sitting in front of him, Rajesh was sitting on the floor, and everyone looked at him with the eyes of a persuasion meeting.

"Adam, why are you here?"

"A little bird told me."

Adam smiled and said, "A good friend of mine is about to commit suicide, can I not come?"

"Sheldon!"

Leonard immediately understood, and then defended: "I didn't!"

"Yes?"

Sheldon pointed to the things on the coffee table: "What is this? Did you buy it for your own use?"

"This is the scratching post..."

Leonard suddenly felt guilty, but looked at Adam and explained: "Sheldon misunderstood, although I have asthma.

But a geneticist who studies cats in San Diego has created a super cute hypoallergenic kitten...I am not suicide! "

"I know."

Adam nodded and smiled: "But it is undeniable that you have this tendency.

Otherwise, you will never immediately put the way of changing your life in such a dangerous direction after feeling frustrated.

No matter how low the allergen is, there are still some.

You can't deny this, can you? "

"...I am not emotionally frustrated."

Leonard's mood was momentarily low, and he lowered his head to defend himself.

"Isn't feeling frustrated yet?"

Sheldon's eyes widened: "You date Petunia first, thinking it's a romantic night.

But a few days later, I ran into Petunia and the perfect handsome guy in your eyes making each other in the hallway.

Then you said that you would lower the standard. Once you wanted Olivia Vig, the alittle and amblyopic nutritionist in the cafeteria, I just said that you were nothing.

Feeling frustrated two! "

"Then Sheldon suggested you go to Leslie Winkel."

Howard answered: "I can't believe it was Sheldon's proposal.

After all, she was Sheldon's ultimate mortal enemy, in case she and Leonard met each other.

Sheldon will face her every day in the future? "

"Because she is second on my blacklist, I noticed that she was shaving her legs.

It's getting into winter again recently, so she is hinting that she can be an indescribable target. "

Sheldon said calmly: "And I don't think she can make it with Leonard.

So relax, and even if it's done, I can just kick Leonard out. "

"Please, kick me out now, okay?"

Leonard mocked.

"Lesley didn't like you again?"

Sheldon said straightforwardly.

"..."

Leonard had a good heart.

"Leinard went directly to the laboratory to find her, and proposed to combine her expertise in neurochemistry to do a social exploration experiment in biology.

AKA asked her out.

I have to say, I'm all sweating for Leonard. "

Seeing Adam looking at him, Howard couldn't help but start to gossip: "Know that they are in the same laboratory, and the hidden dangers are too great.

Believe me, when it comes to the legal knowledge of psychological harassment, I am self-taught and have a lot of practical experience..."

"This is not your kind of direct female colleague to give you a big back dance, this is a normal date invitation!"

Leonard shouted.

"Ahem, in short, not only did she immediately understand, she also asked Leonard how to do this exploratory experiment.

Leonard talked about common people’s common routines, such as having dinner, watching a movie, and then ding dong ding dong~"

Howard coughed slightly and continued: "Lesley directly suggested that the basis for evaluating the success of a date is based on the chemical reaction of the parting kiss.

Heart rate, biochemical pheromone, etc.

So she proposed to pretend that their date went well, and then jump directly to the key variable part.

That is to go directly to the kiss before the date and break up.

Then he gave Leonard a piece of gum directly for the polite preparation before the big show..."

Having said this, he couldn't help sighing: "Leslie Winkel, what a strange woman!"

Adam glanced at him, the curvature of the corners of his mouth could not be controlled.

You can't grasp this strange girl.

"What a strange woman!"

Shelton couldn't hear his friends say that the ultimate enemy is good, and vomited: "It's just a nuisance, oh, forget it.

Even if she is a nuisance, she is also a PhD in physics.

If you go there, you won't even have the opportunity to participate in the experiment like Leonard. "

"..."

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched.

"We are now persuading Leonard not to digress."

Adam smiled.

But he agreed with Sheldon at this time.

If Howard rushed up at this moment, 80% would be ruthlessly mocked.

But in the future, let Leslie this strange woman discover Howard's "hot" side, Howard becomes Leslie's toy, it is just around the corner.

"They do the variable link directly."

Howard was ridiculed by Sheldon and was not in the mood to continue to describe it vividly, and said quickly.

"Lesley gave an evaluation. On the positive side, the kiss is good, reasonable technique, and no extra spit.

On the other hand, there is no feeling, nothing at all..."

"Enough, stop talking!"

Leonard couldn't help it anymore, his mood was a little broken.

"The third time feeling frustrated."

Sheldon was as ignorant as ever and raised three fingers.

"Leinard, do you know where you went wrong?"

Adam looked at Leonard.

"I know."

Leonard said in frustration: "That Doug, not to mention IQ, is not as good as you in appearance, but for us, it is absolutely perfect.

And I have lactose intolerance, asthma, and motion sickness..."

After half an hour.

Adam saw that Leonard was constantly complaining about himself and couldn't listen anymore, so he interrupted: "What you are talking about is not all your shortcomings.

For example, lactose intolerance.

Although Shelton laughed at you all the time.

But in fact, from a scientific point of view, lactose intolerance is not a shortcoming, but a manifestation of evolution. "

"what?!"

Sheldon stared, unable to accept this explanation: "Drinking milk and farting is a manifestation of evolution?"

"Exactly."

Adam smiled and said, "The reason why I have lactose intolerance is because my body lacks lactase.

The ingested lactose could not be digested and absorbed into the blood and stayed in the intestines.

Intestinal bacteria fermenting and breaking down lactose will produce a lot of gas causing bloating and farting.

But from the human race.

Lactase is naturally present and helps babies digest breast milk.

After weaning, it gradually disappeared.

This is to reduce dependence on mothers, find new sources of food, and promote the development of the entire race.

Otherwise, no one will be like a baby who can't do without his mother, human beings would have been extinct..."

"What do you guys see me doing?!!!"

Howard felt the unfriendly eyes of everyone and was very angry.

It's not that he can't do without his mother.

But his mother can't do without him!

This is a completely different concept!