Chapter 1111: Shelton and House

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Los Angeles.

St. Bonaventure Hospital in San Jose.

Facing Sheldon's real brain hole and the nervousness that this real brain hole would be heard by others, Leonard gave an expression that I had tried my best.

"So, Adam, what do you say?"

Sheldon looked at Adam confidently.

"I just ask, do you know what a tampon is?"

Adam smiled.

"certainly."

Sheldon took it for granted: "Isn't it just a sanitary product for women during their menstrual period."

"My fault."

Adam nodded: "I mean you know how to use it?"

"..."

Sheldon went silent.

As a giant infant, he knows a hammer.

"Do you know the impact?"

Sheldon frowned when he saw Adam and Leonard both grinning disgustingly.

"Also, Leonard, Adam smiled as well. What are you laughing at? I don't believe you know."

"……What do you mean?"

Leonard smiled, and said with shame: "Of course I know!"

"Hahaha."

Sheldon smiled: "Name a woman you have been in a relationship with?"

"..."

Leonard's mouth twitched, but he was still not convinced: "There is Joyce King..."

"My fault."

Seeing that Leonard could not go on, Sheldon apologized first, and then solemnly said: "It should be a woman who said you had an indescribable relationship!"

"... Joyce King!"

Leonard thought about it, still couldn't think of a second name, and couldn't help but become angry.

"Isn't that enough? It's better than none of you!"

"I disdain this, you know."

Shelton cut in and said: "And of course it's not enough. There is only Joyce King.

The other party is also a spy from the Northern Universe Kingdom.

You are not serious about dating at all, and the time is too short..."

"Shut up!"

Leonard flushed immediately and interrupted: "Who said the time is too short? I informed you in advance.

You went to the North Pole to see the solar eclipse, and you were not there.

Why do you say that time is too short? ? ? "

Having said this, he looked at Adam who was watching with a smile and explained.

"It's not like Sheldon said, he doesn't know anything, I..."

"No need to explain to me."

Adam waved his hand and smiled: "And I think Sheldon's time is too short to say to you, it's not the same thing~"

"Uh."

Leonard then reacted and looked at Sheldon: "You said that Joyce King and I had a relationship that was too short?"

"if not?"

Sheldon sneered: "You never think I am interested in knowing that your other time is too short, right?

Don't be kidding, I'm not Dr. Beverly Hofstadter! "

When he said this, he nodded slightly: "But if you remind me like this, I will pay attention to you next time.

At that time, we can provide detailed data support for Dr. Beverly Hofstadter’s research..."

"enough!"

Leonard couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted: "I don't need your attention... and the time I have been in love with Joyce King is not too short, it's a full 27 days!"

"All right."

Sheldon sneered: "But according to the roommate agreement, I was notified in advance that I only flew to the North Pole to see the solar eclipse once, two days.

The second time you didn't notify me in advance, I bumped into it.

Then Joyce King didn't bother to deal with you, and then fled back home. "

"Is she too lazy to deal with me???"

Leonard was directly blown up with anger: "She is obviously so annoyed by your endless nonsense that she doesn't even bother to do espionage missions!"

"So I saved you again."

Sheldon took it for granted: "You're welcome."

"..."

Leonard was speechless.

To some extent, it really is.

If it weren't for Sheldon to be too difficult to do, it would appear at every turn, which would be annoying.

Even professional spy Joyce King couldn't bear it and left.

Staying longer, Leonard will definitely reveal confidential information.

At that time, whether it is exposed or being passively threatened by Joyce King to become a spy, Leonard will be in trouble.

"What does this have to do with how I know how to use tampons?"

Leonard didn't want to continue the short time problem, and quickly pulled the crooked building back.

"Of course it does."

Sheldon said seriously: "Although you talked for 27 days, but the real intimate relationship only happened once.

And given that Joyce King is a professional.

Naturally, she didn't need tampons on the day she chose.

So you, like me, don’t even know how to use tampons! "

"...I know it's okay!"

Leonard paused: "Because I don't approve of your business with luminous tampons! You don't even know how to use it.

No, it should be that you don't know anything, so I am embarrassed to come to Adam La Investment to do something special.

Dr. Gablehouse is right.

For a lunatic like you, it should be broken! "

"Oh~ Take your words back!"

Sheldon was surprised at Leonard's attitude, but then stared at Leonard.

Leonard looked back and did not back down.

The two of them stared wide-eyed.

"follow me!"

Adam pushed the two of them forward, took them to the hospital library, handed them a thick medical book, and smiled.

"Let's take a look here first, take a long time to develop common sense, and then tell me whether you want to continue to invest."

After speaking, just leave them alone.

When he came out after an operation, he smiled at the two people waiting there: "So?"

"Of course, continue to drive investment!"

Sheldon took it for granted: "After reading it, I am more optimistic about this business!"

"Tell me?"

Adam was surprised.

He wanted to see what Sheldon's strange ideas were.

"First of all, women like shiny things."

Shelton analyzed it carefully: "So they will like luminous tampons."

"Not necessarily. For such private sanitary products, most people still like the simpler the better."

Adam shook his head and said, "Anything else?"

"certainly."

Not discouraged, Sheldon continued: "Not only women will like it, but men will like it too."

"you are wrong."

Adam glanced at Leonard, then smiled: "Maybe some men like it, but it's definitely not the majority."

emmm.

It is said that if a woman does not continue to lose blood every month to affect the state, then this world is still a matriarchal society, and there is nothing for men at all.

Same as monogamy.

This is actually a kind of protection for many men.

"..."

Leonard's mouth twitched.

Just say what you say, and see what I do.

"impossible."

Sheldon believes: "From the manic state of Petunia I observed, no man would refuse a luminous tampon.

Because this allows them to get an early warning, and when to provoke a woman, it's clear at a glance. "

"Are you sure you have read the book I gave you?"

Adam reminded: "This is a tampon, not a sanitary napkin!"

"Does it have any effect?"

Shelton puzzled: "It's just the difference between line and surface."

"..."

Adam's mouth twitched, thought for a while, and vomited: "If you are from an island country, it really makes no difference.

Even this idea of ​​yours might really catch on with action movies.

But you should go to the island country to find investment.

If you feel too far away, you can also go to the San Fernando Valley next door.

I'm not interested in money, and I can't afford to lose this person. "

"What's so shameful about this?"

Shelton still wanted to entangle.

"enough!"

Adam interrupted: "This is the end of the luminous tampon!"

"Ok."

Seeing Adam's resolute attitude, Sheldon, the seven executives in his head, Sheldon swiftly met. He did not deny it repeatedly like Leonard, but directly agreed.

"Then let's talk about luminous fish's investment in research and development, right?"

"No luminous!"

Adam shook his head: "I can't hear the word luminous now!

Sheldon, didn’t I hear that you were studying how to scramble eggs before?

I think you should continue to study that which is more promising. "

"Yes."

Leonard agreed with the mocking: "Didn't you say that it was not just your scrambled egg business, but the scrambled egg business of all mankind?"

"no."

Sheldon shook his head: "I went to the supermarket with Petunia.

I bought 8 brown eggs, white eggs, ground-floating eggs, large eggs, extra-large eggs, and extra-large eggs.

I found that it was a dead end, no matter how I got the scrambled eggs, it was just like that.

The only gain is to know that Petunia's weight is very closely related to her self-perceived value.

And she likes to drink urine..."

"puff!"

Leonard is drinking water, replenishing water, so he will spray Sheldon in his best condition.

But hearing Sheldon violently utter the gossip of Petunia, which directly saved the spiritual level, and the physical level was sprayed out first.

"Ahem, what? What did you say about Petunia?"

"Penny likes to pee."

Sheldon said naturally: "At this point, I wonder if she has an indescribable close relationship with Rajesh, and has some special hobbies?"

"Shut up!"

Leonard exclaimed angrily: "You are not allowed to guess, and I don't want to listen to your conclusions.

Now just tell the conclusions you have seen! "

"When I went to the supermarket with Petunia like a normal person before, I saw that she likes to buy vitamins, and she buys a lot of them."

Shelton explained: "We all know that although taking vitamins has certain benefits, the amount that the body can absorb is limited.

With the dose Penny bought, it is actually no different from buying a bunch of urine ingredients. "

"So you said Petunia likes to drink urine?!!!"

Leonard breathed a sigh of relief, then glared at Sheldon.

"Oh, that's not what I said."

Sheldon retorted: "Penny said this by herself afterwards.

After I reminded her of this common sense, she said that maybe that was her purpose.

I also intimately suggest that she buy some manganese at the same time..."

"That's her irony!"

Leonard complained: "God, every time we say irony, we have to put up a sign that says irony."

"You have, but Petunia doesn't."

Sheldon said more truthfully: "If she did, she would naturally raise it. She didn't. Obviously she was not ironicing.

Oh, yes, another benefit is the luminous tampons..."

"Stop talking about luminous tampons!"

Adam and Leonard shouted in unison.

"Ok, ok."

Sheldon raised his hand, motioning not to say more.

"I have a friend, Dr. Greg House."

Adam shook his head: "His position in the medical world is the same as Sheldon's in the field of string theory research. It is first-class..."

"I'm the best!"

Sheldon corrected.

"In short, he is also a genius."

Adam didn't bother with this question, and continued: "He had to leave his favorite job for various reasons, and it was a very difficult time.

Just like Sheldon you.

He needs to find a new direction.

Same as Sheldon again.

His priority is cooking.

But unlike Sheldon, you are like learning his original professional medicine, he quickly learned the culinary skills from scratch.

It didn't take long for the food he made to be beyond the reach of professional chefs.

What does this story tell us? "

"He is actually an excellent chef who was delayed by medicine?"

Sheldon thought for a while, not sure.

"Do not!"

Adam smiled reservedly: "This story tells us that true geniuses, as long as they want to do anything, can definitely become the king of that field in the shortest time!

The loser will only complain that it is a dead end! "

"You say I am a loser?"

Sheldon stared at Adam with puffed eyes.

"Compared to my friend, do you think you are not a loser?"

Adam asked rhetorically.

"Do you really think I am a loser?"

Sheldon's eyes widened.

"What do you think?"

Adam smiled and said: "This is not a sport to win the championship. It doesn't require you to be physically strong.

More is to test wisdom, master skills, and bring forth the new.

Just scramble an egg, you can't play well.

Next time I will take you to my friend and let you taste his sad ecstasy.

Take a look at how delicious a poached egg with a candy heart on it is. "

"Sadly ecstasy rice?"

Leonard was stunned when he heard: "How to get this name?"

"Oh, there is a sad story in it."

Adam thought of Doctor House and sighed.

"In short, it is my friend who has gone through the vicissitudes of life.

Then he practiced his culinary skills casually to the level of a genius chef.

Once I recommended him to watch a classic movie God of Cookery in Xiangjiang.

He was very impressed when he saw it.

Combined with his own experience, he also learned to cook a bowl of the most classic ecstasy rice above.

After eating, although there is no special effect like in the movie.

But it must be admitted that this is the best bowl of char siu rice.

The sugar-hearted poached egg on the top of the fried rice, but Van Shelton can learn, will never say that the career of scrambled eggs is a dead end. "

"So exaggerated?"

Leonard moved slightly: "Where is your friend? When will we have a chance to taste it?"

"Look at the opportunity next time."

Adam glanced at him: "It's actually not a bad thing not to eat.

You already have such a troublesome friend as Sheldon.

If you get entangled by that friend of mine again, I'm afraid you really don't have the courage to live on. "

"That friend of yours is also an annoying troublemaker? Forget it."

Leonard immediately dismissed his idea Shelton couldn't compare with him at all. "

Adam smiled and said, "You and Sheldon can sometimes have the upper hand.

But if you are entangled by him, you will be completely dominated by him.

He must know and control everything about you.

Include your thoughts.

The most important thing is that he has this ability to know everything about you and control everything about you.

His best friend unfortunately died of cancer.

He is in the window period.

This is one of the reasons why I moved from New York to Los Angeles.

Two troublesome spirits, Sheldon and House, I will always choose Sheldon..."