Chapter 1115: Ashe is passing, Neo strikes

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California Institute of Technology.

Office of the Dean of the Physics Department.

As Dr. Gablehouse reminded, Mom stared.

Sheldon walked out of the office in a daze, and closed the door politely.

"How about it?"

Leonard has been waiting outside.

"I want to get back to my job."

Shelton hurriedly told the good news.

"Really? What happened?"

Leonard was surprised: "Are you really apologizing?"

As Rapa, he knew too much about Sheldon's temper.

Make Shelton apologize to the "idiot"?

Unless it is physically persuaded by the other party.

Although Dr. Gablehouse is the head of the physics department, he is unconvincing no matter what physics he is in.

So even if Sheldon’s mother forced Sheldon to apologize.

But Rapa had expected from the beginning that Sheldon's apology was mostly ineffective.

Otherwise, this series of things won't happen.

You know, before seeing Dr. Gablehouse’s welcome party, he had exhorted Sheldon to be polite.

But in the end, Sheldon's politeness was all in the phrase ‘no disrespect’.

Except for this sentence, everything else is extremely disrespectful and humiliating.

So Rapa believes that the thank-you apology must be the same.

"I don't know too much."

Sheldon walked, hesitated without thinking: "I have never experienced the human experience included in it."

"This really narrows the scope of my guess."

Leonard grumbled.

But with his only knowledge of getting along with the opposite sex, it really didn't trigger more imagination.

In the evening, everyone gathered to celebrate Sheldon's return to the right track.

Emmm.

Okay.

It's more to celebrate that everyone's life is back on track.

Sheldon's strange behavior during this period, everyone was happy to watch the jokes at first.

But when I watched, my eyelids jumped.

Especially Leonard and Petunia.

One was tortured by the noise of the textile machine.

One was asked by Sheldon to ask her private questions at every turn.

She also asked her to stock up on a tampon for thirty years at a time to save money and give her annoyance to hit someone.

Howard and Rajesh also foresee that if this situation is left unchecked, Sheldon will fall ill again.

And this time it's not a small illness like a cold.

It's the fatal problem of neurosis!

Shelton, who had a small cold, could force them to flee in a hurry, and did not dare to answer the phone or go home all day.

The neurotic Shelton, they are afraid they can only follow Rajesh back to the country of peace.

Because there is a magical realm that Shelton in any state dare not approach.

In short, everyone is sincerely celebrating the return to the right track.

Then, when Howard heard the ins and outs of the matter, he cried out incredibly: "Are you kidding? You don't know what's going on?"

"You know?"

Shelton didn't believe it.

Leonard also showed a curious look.

"You haven't seen it..."

Howard immediately reported a series of numbers to see if Leonard had enlightened him, but Sheldon still looked confused with disgust and disbelief towards him.

Suddenly jumped out of a series of niche independent films, and said with a smile but a very popular movie with a similar plot: "Have you never seen Forrest Gump?"

"Have seen..."

Shelton nodded, and then compared the high-definition image memory, and immediately found that A-Gump and his human IQ ‘lower limit’ and upper limit.

Two people who were supposed to have no communication, encountered a very similar scene.

It is a series of events that happened in the dean's office today.

The same mother took them to the principal or director.

The same is asking for something.

The director or principal asked them to leave, and the mother agreed...

"No~!"

Shelton no longer understood the human experience that he had never experienced before, and knew what Howard was alluding to, suddenly his face changed greatly, and he was unwilling to accept this kind of speculation.

Because in Forrest Gump's movie, there was a voice coming from home.

And although she has not undergone countless exercises and education by Penny, Shelton still has a vague concept of whether the prayer is serious or not.

"I think it should be, oh, yes~"

Howard smiled wryly.

"Shut up!"

Leonard also reacted and yelled at Howard.

"Don't forget that Mrs. Cooper is an authentic Texan. Even if you don't bring a gun, you definitely don't want to offend her."

"What are you talking about?"

Adam walked over with a smile after get off work.

"Nothing..."

Howard laughed immediately.

"That's our elders!"

After Adam knew what he was talking about, he glanced at Howard: "The respect that should be, there must be!"

"Yes, yes."

Howard nodded again and again: "I'm all nonsense..."

"I'll just say it!"

Sheldon breathed a sigh of relief immediately.

"What? You can't see your mother looking for love again?"

Adam looked at Shelton.

"Of course not."

Sheldon said straightforwardly: "I just can't see her looking for an idiot.

And I also believe that after my father, she, who is not a girl, will no longer be abducted by a motorcycle.

Let alone a few general undergraduate books. "

"hehe."

Adam couldn't help but smiled: "Sheldon, this is hard to say."

"What do you want to say?"

Sheldon puffed up his eyes and glared at Adam.

"Let's not say that Dr. Gablehouse is not your idiot."

Adam said: "If you insist on saying this, you will annoy him and lose your job again.

When you need Mrs. Cooper to come over to coax you, the next time you come will definitely be the grumpy version of Mrs. Cooper.

I don’t think you would want to see it, would you? "

When Sheldon heard this, his eyes panicked, and he immediately persuaded.

He really didn't dare to face such a mother.

"Secondly, now unless Mr. Cooper comes over in a soul chariot.

Otherwise, Mrs. Cooper would indeed not be deceived by another locomotive. "

Adam joked: "But you don't think it can compare to the popular science books of locomotives, but the opposite is true.

Did you forget Dr. Sturgis? "

"Of course I remember..."

Sheldon nodded first, and then understood what Adam was talking about. He shook his head and sneered.

"How can Dr. Gablehouse compare with Dr. Sturgis!

And my mother is not my grandmother either! "

"Are you sure?"

Adam smiled: "In my opinion, your mother is very much like your grandmother.

In appearance, you have also seen photos of your grandmother when she was young, and she looks exactly like your mother..."

"They just look alike."

Sheldon interrupted: "My mother is a devout believer, she really believes that God exists.

My grandmother is much smarter than her! "

"That's because your grandma drank a lot when she was pregnant with your mother."

Adam joked: "And when your grandmother's mother is pregnant with your grandmother, it will be forbidden all over the rice.

Otherwise your grandmother will probably be the same as your mother. "

If you change to someone else, you will probably get angry when you hear this kind of jokes.

But Sheldon was startled, nodded and pursed his lips, with a very reasonable expression.

"Right?"

Seeing Sheldon nodded, Adam smiled and said, "Your grandmother, who is so smart and chic, also fell in love with Dr. Sturgis in her later years.

And I really like it!

In the past, your grandma would definitely sneer at it!

Do you know the reason? "

"Of course it is because of the wisdom of Dr. Sturgis!"

Sheldon took it for granted.

"No!"

Adam joked: "I think it's more likely because of you!

Since there is a weird you in the family, whether it is your mother or your grandmother, the person who loves the most, has become you.

And because of your weirdness, their aesthetics have also been affected during the years of getting along.

This is the reason why Dr. Sturgis has been single all his life, and at the end of his age, he can still experience a wonderful relationship.

You know, your grandmother's charm is nothing to say, many old men chase her.

His ability to stand out is definitely a result of distorting reality.

Love, gambling, bowling...your smart grandma is so free and easy to live.

Do you think your mother must be immune? "

Emmm.

Of course, there are also a series of reasons such as old people who do not rely on bones and bones, a little green in the flowers, early adopters, genius and sexy, and so on. A series of reasons have made Sheldon's grandmother fall in love with Dr. Sturgis, the ultimate version of Sheldon.

"Oh, no!"

Sheldon called out immediately.

He can not believe in the influence of others, but he cannot doubt his own ability to influence and transform others!

"Come again, oh, yes~"

Howard's mouth was so cheap that he couldn't help but add another sentence.

"Even if everything Adam said is right."

Sheldon glared at Howard: "My grandma and Dr. Sturgis.

My mother lowered her appreciation to Dr. Gablehouse because of her belief in God.

But my mother will never be with Dr. Gablehouse right now, the indescribable things that A-Gump's mother and the principal are at home!

Only if he becomes my new father, will he have a chance..."

"Ahem."

Seeing Sheldon uttering words that were too straightforward to make outsiders listen to them, Adam quickly interrupted.

"Sheldon, Mrs. Cooper really won't..."

Having said this, he was quite guilty.

Because although Mrs. Cooper is a devout believer, her heart is extremely restless.

In the past, I just smoked and drank secretly.

The future is to shame God and leave Sheldon nowhere to stand...

So it is difficult for Adam to describe the current state of Mrs. Cooper.

"...Don't listen to Howard nonsense!"

Adam concealed his guilty conscience and continued: "He is guilty, projecting the guilt for his mother onto your mother."

"what?!"

Howard looked dumbfounded.

"I remember you said more than once that your father left you very early."

Adam looked at him: "You were young and your mother was young. What made her look like she is now?

Protecting his 20-year-old son for more than ten years? "

"That's because she is too fat to walk!"

Howard habitually mocks his own mother.

"That's because she doesn't exercise~"

Adam smiled and said, "Howard, why doesn't she exercise?

Is she not liking it? No chance? Or is it strongly blocked by some people? "

"..."

Howard was speechless.

Night.

Before going to bed.

Sheldon was lying on the bed like a giant baby. Mrs. Cooper had come back from a date. She stood by the bed and pressed the quilt on Sheldon: "Good night, baby."

"Mom, will Dr. Gablehouse be my new dad?"

Sheldon asked calmly.

"Let's look at it again."

Mrs. Cooper smiled, and then looked at her baby in surprise: "Don't you object?"

"It's okay."

Sheldon laughed: "You are in the same state as your grandmother back then.

Of course, Dr. Gablehouse cannot be compared with Dr. Sturgis at all.

But you are not as smart as your grandmother..."

"Pay attention to your words!"

Mrs. Cooper's face went dark.

"what happened?"

Shelton was very upright: "You are not to blame, but grandma and alcohol are actually to be blamed.

Grandma drank too much alcohol when she was pregnant with you, but her mother did not because of Prohibition when she was pregnant with her.

So it's normal for grandma to be smarter than you.

You see, although she also goes to church, she is not as superstitious as you are in God..."

"enough!"

Mrs. Cooper couldn't listen anymore, and sternly shouted: "Shut up and go to sleep!"

"Yes, madam."

Sheldon shut up immediately, not daring to say any more.

When Mrs. Cooper saw this, her face was a little slow, she glared at her 27-year-old bear boy, helped turn off the light, and walked out with the door.

Sheldon turned sideways after his mother left, and suddenly there was a light in the dim bedroom where he entered his eyes.

It was a fish tank with a small golden fish swimming in it.

That's right!

After Sheldon's luminous tampons business was rejected by Adam and the others, he was still thinking about the original luminous fish plan.

This is not a complicated technique.

And it is not the first case in the world.

There have been relevant technical achievements both at home and abroad.

After researching, Sheldon gave up this non-original plan and chose to buy directly.

The next day.

California Institute of Technology.

Office building of the Department of Physics.

On the corridor.

Shelton and his party met Dr. Gablehouse.

"Dr. Gablehouse."

Leonard was the first to say hello.

"Dr. Hofstadter."

"Dr. Gablehouse."

"Dr. Kusapari."

"Dr. Gablehouse."

"Dr. Cooper."

"Dr. Gablehouse."

"Mr. Vorowitz."

Dr. Gablehouse has been here for a month and has Sheldon again.

So I am familiar with everyone. After saying hello, I took a deep look at Sheldon.

"Dr. Cooper, Mrs. Cooper is back to Texas?"

"Yes."

Sheldon nodded, then stared at Dr. Gablehouse with weird eyes, and suddenly made a series of prayers.

"Oh, mygod, oh, mygod, oh, mygod..."

Dr. Gablehouse hasn't reacted yet, but Leonard and other good friends have reacted.

Each of them yelled ‘oh, mygod’ and smiled at Dr. Gablehouse and pushed Sheldon away.

Leonard helped his forehead.

Howard and Rajesh were joking.

"Hey hey~hey~hey..."

Being pushed away, Sheldon was still unwilling to give up, turned his head, stared into Dr. Gablehouse's eyes, and tentatively let out a weird cry.

"..."

Dr. Gablehouse's face turned dark for a moment.

He didn't react before, but now he understands everything.

Because this series of weird calls is too classic and famous.

It is clear that A-Gump's mother made a deal with the principal in order to get A-Gump, whose IQ is not up to the line, to attend a normal school.

That night, Forrest Gump was in a daze outside the house, and inside the house was the principal and Forrest Gump's mother discussing about Forrest Gump's academic issues.

When the principal came out sweating profusely, and laughed at Little A-Gump for not saying much, Little A-Gump immediately imitated a series of sounds made by the principal just now.

The principal in the movie is not a positive character!

How could Dr. Gablehouse look good when he saw Shelton associate him with the principal.

"Principal, I think we should be bolder in recruiting people. As long as they are talents, they should be given better benefits..."

Seeing that he had no notoriety, but he could not help but Sheldon. After standing there for a while, Dr. Gablehouse dialed the principal's phone.