Johnny laughed. "If I had a plot against you, I wouldn't be standing here now!"

"Hum!" Xia Qingling yelled, "I knew you were plotting against me. You are really ambitious!"

"Yes, yes Johnny looked at her lazily, "I've been plotting against you for a long time. Now you know, are you going to lie in bed or do you want to stimulate me?"

"Yes?" Xia Qingling blinked, looked at him and asked, "what's more exciting?"

Johnny gave a wicked smile and walked slowly up to her

"I'll go!"

Xia Qingling waved her fist and said, "you foreigner, you are good at learning Chinese idioms."

“……”

Johnny held the beaten half of his face and glared at her angrily, "are you really beating me?"

Xia Qingling snorted, "I hit you!"

"All right, I won't worry about the madman tonight!" Then he turned and walked out.

Xia Qingling suddenly panicked and held out her hand to him, "you, where are you going?"

"I can't sleep yet?" Johnny really convinced her, "I see you like this, you can sleep at night, no one to take care of!"

"No way!" Xia Qingling suddenly sat on the ground and said, "I'm drunk. You have to take care of me!"

Johnny: "and

Why do you have the impulse to swear?

"I don't care!" Xia Qingling cried and sang, "you get me drunk But left, burp But leave me alone

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Johnny was going deaf. He reached out and said, "don't make a noise, good boy, OK?"

Xia Qingling held his thigh and looked up at him, "well, then you can sit by and watch me sleep, OK?"

Johnny laughed. "Why am I looking at you?"

"I'm drunk." Xia Qingling pointed to herself, "you see, I look like a drunk. You can't leave the drunk behind."

Johnny was happy. "Hey, you just said you were drunk!"

Xia Qingling retorted in a loud voice, "you believe what a drunkard says!"

Johnny: "and

Xia Qingling sobbed, "I'm so pitiful. I'm drunk and no one takes care of me. Do you still say you chase me like this

Johnny really wants to swear now!

It's Chinese slang!

It's a dog's Day!

Xia Qingling continued to cry, but without a drop of tears, just like a King Kong Barbie, "Johnny, you, you are not a man?"

Johnny: "and

How does this topic become a question of whether he is a man?

"Would you like to confirm that?" he asked

"Bah, bah, hooligan!" Xia Qingling got up with his thigh in her arms. The next second, she accidentally grabbed the wrong place, and Johnny cried out in pain.

"Ah..."

Xia Qingling shivered and directly sat down on the ground, looking at him with a puzzled face, "you, what are you doing?"

How good, suddenly called out?

Johnny frowned in pain. "You said, what did you catch just now? Didn't you count it in your heart?"

"Ah?" Xia Qingling really didn't know what she had just caught. Now she was trying to recall, "what did I catch just now? Isn't it your thigh? "

Johnny just now pain of slow breath, feel oneself just almost by her waste, "you think about it."

"Ah?" Xia Qingling really couldn't figure it out. Now she was dazzled. "What, just now, it's soft. It seems that there's still a little temperature..."

Johnny looked up at her seriously. "Do you know what it is?"

Xia Qingling shook her head. "I don't know what it is. Would you like to give me some hints?"

Johnny really wants to open her head and see what's in it. "What do you think makes a man hurt so much?"

"Ah?" Xia Qingling suddenly thought of a possibility, and looked at Johnny in fear, "I, I just?"

"Yes Johnny nodded.

Xia Qingling was immediately embarrassed. "No, I'm sorry. I don't know why I pulled your leg hair. I didn't expect that you could be pulled when you were wearing pants..."

"Wait!"

Johnny thinks his ears are OK, and his Chinese is also at level 10. Why does it sound so unpleasant at this time?

"You mean, leg hair?"

Xia Qingling nodded wrongly, "I, I don't know that your men's leg hair is actually like that. After all, we women don't have leg hair I, I really didn't mean it"Enough!" Johnny rubbed his temple and thought that if it went on like this, he would collapse sooner or later. "OK, go to sleep."

Xia Qingling continues to look at him wrongly.

Johnny sat down by the bed and said, "well, go to sleep. I'll watch you so that you won't vomit and suffocate later."

"Can't you say something nice?" Xia Qingling looks at her with complaint, and then lies on the bed, "you can only sit by the bed."

"Yes Johnny nodded.

Xia Qingling said again, "well, you must not plot against me!"

Then he waved his fist.

Johnny: "and

Why hasn't she taken this off yet?

"I'm not interested in drunks!" He said weakly, "go to sleep. I'm tired."

Finish saying, lie directly on the head of the bed, "you rest assured to sleep, I will never cross the line."

While talking, he took the doll from the head of the bed as the dividing line.

Xia Qingling nodded and chose to believe him for the time being, but she couldn't sleep in bed. After tossing and turning, she opened her eyes unhappily and said, "what are you doing shaking the bed for?"

Johnny playing with his cell phone

"What bed do I shake?"

Xia Qingling is right, "how can I feel dizzy if you don't have a shaker? Look, the ceiling is still spinning. You must still be shaking!"

"Shake you." Johnny slapped her on the head. "You drunk, you are dizzy when you drink too much. If I shake the bed, how can I lie next to you?"

The summer green lime Oh, then again startled way, "so you are lying on the bed?"

Johnny: "and

Xia Qingling suddenly put out her hand and foot to kick him, "you go down, don't sleep next to me, or you will plot against me!"

Johnny:! "

How can this woman turn over her face faster than she turns over a book.

He angrily grabbed her feet, turned over and pressed on her, "if you make trouble for me again, I'll really plot against you!"

"Ah..." Xia Qingling immediately hugged herself in fright, but deliberately pulled her neckline, and the bigger it was.

Johnny: "and