Su LAN glared at him, "then you say that to lime."
Uncle Zou is like a balloon that leaks air. It withers in an instant. "I didn't tell her. Because I haven't been with her all these years, I ran to him once or twice to let him remember my debt to her."
"Now that you know it's a debt to lime, you're going to have a second child?" Su Lan said, laughing at herself, "normally, we both focus on the lime, let her enjoy the favor, and now we have another one to fight for family property. What do you think of the lime? After that, we are two old, seven old and eighty old, and lime has to take care of not only her own children, but also her younger brothers and sisters. How frustrating it is. So, for the sake of lime, don't think about the second child! "
Uncle Zou didn't think so much about it. He just felt that he and Su LAN had no experience and happiness of taking care of their children together like other couples. It was like having a baby to make up for it. He didn't think about the feeling of summer lime at all.
Now that Su Lan said it, he suddenly realized, but still felt that he didn't want to give up. "Ah, I just want to experience the feeling of taking care of the children."
"Don't take care of the children. Leave some strength to take care of the grandchildren. If you have to take care of them now, we can take a dog home and keep it." Su LAN finished the last kebab, wiped the corners of her mouth, and stood up. "I'm full. Let's go and eat."
Mr. Zou is still thinking about the difference between raising a dog and a child.
……
The next morning, uncle Zou went out and didn't come back until the afternoon.
When I came back, I had something in my hand.
Su Lan was shocked when she opened the door. "What are you holding?"
From Su Lan's point of view, I can't see what uncle Zou is holding, but from the posture of holding in his arms, I can see what is wrapped outside.
It looks like a child.
For a moment, Su LAN had many thoughts in her mind.
Zou Xiao's illegitimate son? What you said last night was premeditated?
Or, Zou Xiao went to adopt a child? Still want to experience the feeling of taking care of children?
But either way, Su LAN felt that she couldn't accept it. Taking care of her children was not as easy as playing.
Uncle Zou watched her pestle at the door and refused to go. He frowned slightly, "why don't you let people in?"
Su LAN really pretended to be a gatekeeper, but she didn't let him in. "What did you say you were holding first?"
Hearing the speech, uncle Zou looks down and teases Su LAN. Then he mysteriously tells Su LAN, "go in, I'll show you."
"No..." Before Su Lan's words were finished, the whole person was stunned.
Because of the things in Uncle Zou's arms, he struggled to come out, and then confronted Su Lan's four eyes.
Su LAN
This, has the hand to have the foot, has the nose to have the eye, but also can stand on the human shoulder!
"Where are you from, monkey?"
That's right!
What Mr. Zou brought back is a monkey!
"Zou Xingxing, come down to me." Mr. Zou pulled the monkey off his shoulder and walked into the hotel over Su LAN. "Zoo, I've only given birth to a little monkey for less than a month. I haven't weaned him. I saw that I had an eye relationship with him and brought him back. I can raise monkeys in the United States. He's a monkey in the United States. He has an ID card and can fly back home."
It is forbidden to raise monkeys in China, mainly because many monkeys are protected animals.
But in the United States, cats and dogs are normal pets, birds, pigs and mice are also normal operation.
But there are also monkeys and bears.
And they still have ID cards.
Su LAN is really stunned, watching Zou Xiao throw Zou Xing Xing on the sofa, is telling him to shake hands, "from now on, Zou Xing Xing is the second child of you, the younger brother of lime!"
Su LAN frowned and approached Zou Xingxing step by step.
Zou Xingxing also looks at Su LAN warily. Her face is wrinkled and not good-looking at all.
Su LAN looked at him for a while, and put her hand on his head.
It's really soft and comfortable to touch the fluff.
Zou Xingxing also closed her eyes and enjoyed her touch.
Su LAN accepted it. She had never raised a monkey, and she didn't know what it was like. "You said he wasn't weaned, did you buy him milk powder?"
"Buy it!" Zou Xiao said boldly, "what you buy is good milk powder, specially equipped with nanny for two hours to feed, in full accordance with the standards of children to take care of."
Su LAN chuckled, "you said to raise a child, but you really raised it for a while. You really have you."
Uncle Zou hummed twice, "it's not your fault. If you don't give birth to me, I'll have to take one back."
"Well, keep one."
"No way?" Mr. Zou said, "this is the decision made by the Lord last night. Look, raise a monkey. It's similar to a man. It has hands and feet. If you don't bring paper to the toilet, you can get it for you. If you are thirsty at night, you can ask him to pour you a glass of water What's more, a monkey lives a long time, can accompany us to the old age, and doesn't even need to grab the heritage of lime, do you think? "Su LAN nodded and said from the bottom of her heart, "I think what you said is very reasonable."
Mr. Zou immediately got angry. "Isn't Mr. Zou very clever?"
Su LAN took out her cell phone with a smile. "Well, it's very smart. I'll tell lime about it."
Uncle Zou agreed, "well, let her see her brother, and then her child's uncle!"
Su LAN laughs and takes out her mobile phone to talk about it to Xia Qingling.
……
After Xia Qingling hung up, she couldn't recover for a long time.
Johnny could not help smelling, "what's the matter, let you this expression."
Xia Qingling looked at Johnny and said slowly, "my mother said that my father brought back a monkey from the zoo and raised it as his son, named Zou Xingxing, and then he will be my child's uncle!"
Johnny: "and
Xia Qingling slapped the table, "what's the matter with me? No, it's not. It's his grandson! "
Johnny couldn't laugh or cry. "Your dad is funny, too."
When Xia Qingling heard this, she also laughed, "my mother said that my father plans to ask him to do laundry and cook, and he doesn't leave legacy for him. She emphasizes that legacy is still mine. Do I have to thank them?"
Johnny nodded seriously. "It shows that when our father raised the second child, he seriously considered your feelings."
"Ha ha ha..." Xia Qingling couldn't help holding her stomach and laughing, "where is it to raise a son? It's obvious that he's bored. He wants to cultivate a nanny by himself. Ah, poor little monkey, it's better to sleep when he's full in the zoo!"