Book 1: Chapter 100

Book 1: Chapter 100

When I woke up, I was lying on a couch in the outer part of Ha Zongs shop. There was a barefoot man fanning me and watching videos on his cell phone. His laughter from time to time was a stark contrast to his figure. I touched my face and looked around. The shop door leading outside was open and people were coming and going from Hefang Street. At first, I stared at it and thought that I was dreaming.

I looked around and saw Poker-Face sitting about four or five meters away. Fatty was talking to Uncle Two in the corner on the opposite side, while Kan Jian and a group of people were squatting outside the shop.This chapter is updated by nov(e)(l)biin.com

I frowned as I tried to figure out what was going on. Oh no, Ive died and this is my life flashing before my eyes. The big fellow beside me noticed that I was awake and immediately said, "Little Master Three is awake."

Everyone turned to look at me. As I sat up, the big fellow poured me some tea. A big, tall man appeared from outside, lugging in a big bag of takeout. It turned out to be Baishe. He immediately came over to me, set four or five boxes down, opened them, and then broke the chopsticks apart.

Uncle Two and Fatty came over. "Shit, what happened to me?" I asked Fatty.

"When I saw you, you and Ha Zong were in a huge condom. Let me tell you, the Wu family should do a better job with their sex education. Condoms arent supposed to be used like that." Fatty looked a little tired as he patted the back of my neck. "Are you ok?"

"How did I survive?" I suddenly recalled what had happened just now. "Shit, I thought I was going to die."

I was really hungry and wondered if I had been in a coma for a long time. I took a bite and didn't bother speaking. Uncle Two waved his hand and everyone started to disperse.

"Stop staying at home. Ive arranged a job for you. You dont think about things when you have something to do, Uncle Two said.

"Give me more time. I want to help you and check some things out," I replied. "I didn't know this thing was so fierce."

"Then how about going to Warehouse Eleven and handling things there?" Uncle Two asked.

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Me reading Uncle Two bitch-slapping Wu Xie:

Also, happy 100 chapters darlings!!!! We're not quite half-way through just yet, but I'd say we're making good progress since it's only been like 1.5 months since we started on the Reboot train ()