Book 1: Chapter 202

Book 1: Chapter 202

The world's first atomic bomb was called Fatty. This high-altitude butt directly pushed the golden armored corpse into the water and flung me more than two meters away. Fatty emerged from the water with a dagger in his hand and several child corpses clinging to his body. It was as if the bodies of these children were alive, because they started to make gurgling sounds. But Fatty ignored them and used a wrestling move to grab the golden armored corpses neck and shove it into the water.

One of the umbilical-like strips pulled me straight into the water and I landed with a hard flop. "What the fuck are you doing?" I asked him.

Fatty cursed, "Im drowning it."

Its been soaking in water for at least a thousand years, I said to myself. Why the fuck are you drowning it? It's more likely to drown you! Sure enough, the giant corpse sank deep into the water and Fatty couldnt be seen anymore.

Water was sloshing everywhere, and then there was suddenly two or three seconds of silence. It was chaotic under the waters surface, so only a group of black, octopus-like things could be seen hovering in the light of the cold fireworks.

I reached behind me, wanting to grab my knife, but I couldn't find it for a long time. I tried to swim back to shore, but the child corpse on my back was still holding me tightly. I couldn't swim and I didn't know what the situation was, but the corpses skin felt like a wet, sticky dumpling wrapper. I was just starting to feel annoyed when a man suddenly rushed out of the water. It was Poker-Face. Before I could even say anything, he grabbed my shoulder and jumped out of the water while shouting, "Blind!" (1)

Black Glasses coughed on the shore and replied, "Coming!"

All the cold fireworks had gone out by now, plunging our surroundings into darkness once more. Only my flashlight at the bottom of the pool was still on. We could see countless shadows swimming above the light, their shapes blocking it one right after another.

"Lets go." I looked up at the stairs, telling myself that I really wanted to retire this time. I definitely couldnt do this kind of work anymore. In any case, everyone was saved, so it was best if we left quickly. We didnt want to worry those who were waiting for us, after all. When we got back, I was going to eat hot pot and go to the salon to get my hair washed and get a nice shave.

At this time, however, a huge bubble suddenly appeared on the waters surface and we saw two whirlpools appear. Then, the water started to recede.

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TN Notes:

(1) Awww, Poker-face calls Black Glasses Blind and Black Glasses calls Poker-face Mute. Arent they adorable with how unoriginal they are? lol

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o()o God I love Fatty. Have I mentioned that before? lol Updated from novelbIn.(c)om