Chapter 3002： Cut off one-third of men’s rations [hilarious]

Bai Yeyuan took the phone lazily. He thought that the little woman had seen some gossip news about herself. He also thought that he had let Ye Yi deal with the news last night and would not cause the little things to bother.

Who knows, at this look, he almost sprayed all the tea in his mouth.

Xiao Ning showed him that it was not gossip news at all.

It's a popular post on a parenting website.

The title of the post is "Is there a "birthmark" on your baby's buttocks? Do you know how it came from? 》

As soon as I opened it, I saw that many mothers were discussing this hot topic, and there were even a lot of baby PP photos.

On the baby's white PP, all kinds of "birthmarks" are called a colorful, different shapes.

There are red, pink, blue, black, light cyan, and even light gold.

Some people say it is a blood mole, some say it is a strawberry mole, and some say it is an ink mole... The variety of claims is simply very lively.

Bai Yeyuan returned the phone to Xiao Ning and comforted her: "Don't look at these scary things, and don't worry about our family's Bai Dabao. It has good genetics, and we don't have this kind of birthmark, so we definitely won't inherit it. "

However, Xiao Ning kept her face calm and did not speak. She clicked on the reply with the most likes in the post, and threw the phone back to him.

This time Bai Ye Yuanzai carefully read a few lines and raised his eyebrows.

"The reason for the formation of such a large area of ​​birthmarks, according to scientific statistics, is that the husband and wife have had too many'houses' during pregnancy, the time spent doing them is too long, and they are released too much every time... So, I advise you all Dad Mabao, do not hold back the desires that you shouldn't have, do too many things that shouldn't be shameful, don't insist on fasting for ten months, and firmly avoid the possibility of large areas of birthmarks on your baby! "

Bai Yeyuan said aloud.

The more I read, the more I feel wrong.

Damn it, what kind of anti-scientific broken post? This is clearly persuading him to be vegetarian and not meat. How can this work?

Bai Yeyuan's tone was serious, and he began to criticize: "Little things, you have read medical books. When have you seen such arguments in serious medical books? Doing that kind of thing will make the child have birthmarks? They think The little tadpoles released at the end are all spilled on the child's ass? It's so ridiculous! There is no scientific basis!"

However, such a righteous rebuttal did not convince Xiao Ning at all.

Xiao Ning said faintly: "In the medical books, there is no such thing as fascination. Why don't you say it?"

Bai Yeyuan: "..."

Little things are getting more and more fascinating!

The corners of his lips twitched fiercely, thinking for a moment, and his tone softened a little: "Then we will... reduce the frequency a bit?"

For example, from three times a day to twice a day?

The heart is bleeding! This is equivalent to losing one-third of the ration. For this superstition-breaking post, he made a huge concession.

however……

Xiao Ning's eyes picked up: "The baby's PP is all blue with your one time, okay?"

Bai Yeyuan: "Then what do you think?"

Xiao Ning: "Don't do it once!"

Bai Yeyuan: "..."

The little thing is to murder the husband!

After suffocating for a long time, a glimmer of light flashed in his mind, and he curled his lips and said, "This problem is actually easy to solve."

Xiao Ning lazily didn't want to pay attention to him: "Yes, it's easy to solve it. You can lock your waistband in the future and don't be impulsive."

Bai Yeyuan smirked. She stroked her lips with her fingers. She saw Xiao Ning horribly, pushing his fingers away, covering her mouth, and protesting: "Don't use me here. You... solve bad things for you! I don't agree!"

Her mouth is not for that purpose, it is too shameful!