Suddenly, he opened his mouth and said: "Yin Liuli, the two of them are so close, shouldn't we celebrate our birthday alone? Why did you come here before? "

"There's a ghost."

"Hmm?"

"Don't worry, I know what to do."

"Alright, then I'll have a free birthday feast later. Haha ~!"

"Idiot …"

"That's right, for free …"

"Idiot."

"…" Why did he say it so many times?

Suddenly, he realized that Bai Cai and that idiot sounded the same.

Ruan Suixin immediately stood up from the sofa and said with a face full of anger: "You Yin Liuli, you tricked me again."

"Nope."

"You said no, but do you think I'm an idiot?"

"It's not that smart!"

"Puff …" My brain is a god-like existence, where are you not smart? "

"Not on the right path."

"Yin Liuli, you sure became bold today! Seeing that there are guests here, I can't do anything to you, can I? "

"…"

"I can see that Yin Liuli, ah, Yin Liuli, men are always new to women ~ ~ ~" Once it's in his hands, it's no longer a problem to him. "

"Why do you say that?"

"Look at you before, then look at you now. Exactly how big of a difference is the difference? I feel like as the empress of the palace, I'm about to face the danger of being beaten into a cold palace."

"You are the only one in my harem."

"That doesn't affect me being beaten into the cold palace. After all... "Even the Emperor doesn't care about me."

"It's rare."

"Then I really can't see how you like me anymore."

"Be good, don't cause trouble ~ ~!"

"You're going to cause trouble. You don't love me anymore. My heart is in disarray …"

"…"

"My boyfriend got tired of me in less than three months … I'm so desperate. "

"…"

The Bodyguard Uncle s were all speechless. If you don't bully our Young Master within a day, will you really suffer?

Our young master is about to become a fool, he won't be able to hold anyone else besides you in his eyes.

You are still not satisfied.

If my wife dares to commit suicide, she will throw them out at any moment.

Fu Jiao, however, could not bear to continue watching.

Ruan Suixin was about to continue, when he heard a sinister voice sound out from behind him: "Young Madame will just stay away from Fortune and not know of the good fortune, alright?"

Ruan Suixin couldn't help but roll his eyes: "I'm happy, I'm happy, my man, I like to torture ~! This is the expression of my love for him.

Fu Tuo couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Young Madame, like I said, if you weren't ugly, you would still be very beautiful."

F * ck!

You want to sacrifice yourself bravely to save the young master from the abyss of suffering ~ ~!

Was he not afraid of death?

Wasn't the last lesson enough?

The Bodyguard Uncle watching the battle silently from the side, all of them were silently cursing in their hearts.

Ruan Suixin stood up and bent down to smack Yin Liuli's face, then looked at Fu Dian provocatively: "Do you see that, I'm a favored concubine of the main palace empress right now, you damn eunuch, where are you going ~ ~!"

Yin Liuli, "..."

The Bodyguard Uncle s: "..."

He was speechless at this weirdo.

There are no women in this imperial harem who can fight with a eunuch, what else can they say?

And the women, their battle strength had always been extremely strong.

He silently rolled his eyes and said: "Young Madame, you have read too many romance novels. Do you think you're a retard?"

"Then do you think that reading a few magazines will make you more literate than I am?"

"Young Madame, do you know how the pigs died?"

"Stupid ~ ~"

"How did the cow die?"

"Fight to death."

"Where's the chicken?"

"Killed by someone."

"Where's the dog?"

"Rabies."

"What about you?"

"You're courting death …"

"Young Madame, you have the truth!"

"…" The heck!

The answer was too quick.

F * ck you, you can do it!

Giving him a fierce glare, Ruan Suixin set his gaze on Yin Liuli.

She pouted and said: "Are all of you going to go up together and cripple my great mistress?"

"Not a servant, but a friend."

"All of you are in the same line, anyway."

"…"

"I feel like I've received a huge blow in my heart."

"And then?"

"I want to get back at them."

She stared at the blue sky for a while, then turned around and left in silence.

Ruan Suixin shrugged his shoulders as he looked at his departing back: "Look, it's not much either ~ ~! Just a single word is enough to scare us away ~ ~ "

F * ck, that's because you used firecrackers to create an unforgettable shadow in people's hearts.

If they didn't, would Fu Jiao be afraid of you?

"Yin Liuli, I'm hungry. When do you think they should finish this?"

"Go take a look."

"I've just been there. This time, it's your turn."

"…" When you first came, had she just begun to do well?

You want her to peep at you and you want her to do it?

How shameless could he be?

But Yin Liuli stood up silently and walked towards the kitchen.

When Su Mi saw him, she asked him in a natural tone, "Mistress, do you have wine with you?"

"Yes."

"Does my master like red or white wine?"

"Beer …"

"Then let's have a beer and celebrate tonight ~!"

"She's hungry."

"Haha, it's going to be ready soon. The last dish will be ready once the pot is ready."

"Alright."

After finishing the mission, Yin Liuli returned to the sofa.

"It's almost done."

"But I can't wait." He was the type of person who couldn't get hungry for even a second.

"There's dog food, do you want it?"

"Yeah, we'll do it together?"

"Not interested."

"Then are you interested in feeding laozi?"

"Yes."

"And you …" Yin Liuli, do you know that you are becoming more and more evil!? "

"Is there?"

"What do you think! If you go on like this, I'll force you to go ahead and become the empress before you can cripple me! "

"…" As long as you are happy.

Anyway, this place is already under your control.

Yin Liuli did not care.

He patted her head lovingly and said, "Go wash your hands."

Ruan Suixin curled his lips and said: "Yin Liuli, since you wanted to feed me dog food and now you are patting me on the head, I feel like my head has instantly turned into a dog's head … "You gave me a feeling that you were raising me like a pet dog."

"Illusion."

"Is that so?"

"Yes."

"Hehe …" Yin Liuli, can your expression be a little more sincere? "

"Aren't you hungry?"

"Do you think that changing the topic now is useful?"

"…"

"Go to the door and stand there for five minutes."

"No."

"It's embarrassing to have a guest here, isn't it?"

"…" Not really.

He felt that he had been wrongly accused, and that he had treated her like a dog's head.

"Then I'll let you off first. Wait until the customer leaves, then you can go and stand ~!"

"No."

"Are you disobedient again?"

"I'm not wrong."

"You want to feed me dog food, right? You're going to use my head as a dog's head, aren't you? "

"That's what you think."