"Hey, is it that hard to find a job?"
Weiqing was in a very bad mood recently. He lost his first job after graduating from university less than a year ago.
With a salary of less than two thousand yuan, he would wake up early and return late. He was tired like a dog and lived worse than a pet dog. In the end, he was kicked by the supervisor saying, "The trial period was not up to standard." Such a life was completely different from what he had imagined when he was in university. Only after entering society did he realize how damned this world was!
These days, Weiqing did not go to work. Instead, he holed himself up in a rented room that was not even fifteen square meters in area and played with his WeChat, daydreaming about whether he could come out with a rich woman to settle the rent for the end of the month.
Cheng Zi was a classmate of Weiqing when he was in university. A while ago, he was bragging about himself amongst the group of classmates, but now, he was moving his fingers and entering and exiting in the millions. Just because he had picked up a girl on WeChat, this girl, for some reason, met this fatty once in real life, and the two of them were able to get their certificates in less than three months. A-Cheng, who had nothing at all, became the manager of a trading company.
At that time, Weiqing and his classmates were still ridiculing Cheng Zi for having no backbone and eating soft food, but when Weiqing thought about it, not everyone could eat this kind of food, at least right now Weiqing couldn't.
However, after shaking his head for a long time, he still couldn't find any desire to add into those picture nicknames.
At this time, a message popped up on WeChat: Supreme Lord has requested to add you as a friend. Additional message: Recruit.
Seeing the word "Recruit", Weiqing quickly added.
Then, a dialog box popped up on his phone: You have already added Supreme Lord, you can start chatting now.
Supreme Lord: Brat, what are you doing?
Weiqing: Sleep.
Supreme Lord: After shaking it for so long, I finally got to be a mortal. Isn't China Mobile's signal too bad? I have a job here, okay?
Weiqing: Tsk, stop pretending to be a god in front of me! What job?
Supreme Lord: Courier!
These words almost made Weiqing throw his phone on the floor!
"Where did this guy come from? Did he come here just to humiliate us?"
Although Weiqing was indeed unemployed, he still graduated from a famous university, and wouldn't be so lonely as to step on a tricycle to send couriers to them. Otherwise, wouldn't his parents in his hometown chase him all the way to the city to take away Weiqing's face? In Weiqing's eyes, although the delivery job was not shameful, it had no future. If I knew that I was going to send him back then, I would have gone to university.
During this short period of time, the system sent another prompt: Supreme Lord invites you to join the Tusita Palace chat group.
The moment he saw the two words "Tusita Palace", Weiqing was a little dumbfounded.
If he understood correctly, the Tusita Palace should be the place the Supreme Lord lived in in Journey to the West.
Out of curiosity, Weiqing pressed agree and joined the Tusita Palace chat group.
When the online people in the group saw that a new member had joined, it was as if a huge commotion had broken out.
Er-lang God: Newcomer girl, hurry up and take an explosive (perverted) photo.
Chang'e Fairy: A sister came. smile)
Canopy Marshal: Sister Chang'e (shy)
Mr. Thunder: Old Pig, scram to the side. Don't tell me you still want to go to the Western Paradise to get the scripture? ( angry)
God of Fortune: Maybe the newcomer is a transvestite (laughing secretly)
Arctic Immortal Elder: God of Fortune, you are the only one with a bad taste.
Fuxing Tang Yangcheng: "Big brother, stop teasing second brother."
"..."
Looking at the messages on the screen, Weiqing was completely shocked!
This so called Tusita Palace chat group, it really does look like that.
Every tramp had changed their nickname to "Great Deity". It seemed like they were on the same side as him. Weiqing's profile picture was that of a pure and innocent girl. Weiqing remembered that when Cheng Zi was bragging in the group, she had changed his image of a girl from the start and pretended to be a girl to get girls to be his best friends. As a result, Weiqing did the same to change a girl's profile image.
However, this group of people in front of him seemed to be even more professional than Weiqing. Not only did they have the nickname of Immortal, even their portraits were also from different great deities. This caused Weiqing to recall that not long ago, a middle-aged man boasted that he was the Jade Emperor online, and in the end, quite a few women had actually cheated on him.
Weiqing did not speak up, but watched quietly. It was good to learn from these people.
Suddenly, the Supreme Lord appeared.
Er-lang God: Great Monarch, hurry up and get me a red packet. I finally caught you, a thousand-year-old scuba freak!
Nezha: Oh yeah, last time when I sent the red packet, I was drunk on Red Child, damn it! Anger)
Mr. Thunder: You're sending me a red packet.
A large group of people shouted for Supreme Lord to send the red packets, and even Weiqing's hands itched to follow them. But he was afraid that his words would be heard, and only stared at the screen, waiting for the red packets to appear.
I don't care who these people are, I'll think about it after I get a red packet.
Supreme Lord: Alright, it's a happy occasion that a new person came today. Then I'll send you a little red packet's meaning. Cool)
Buzz.
His phone vibrated and a password red packet appeared!
Regardless of whether these people were real or crazy, they would snatch the red packets first. Replication, send out 'Today is a good day' on a sticker!
A bullet immediately popped out from the screen: All the red packets have been snatched!
"Holy shit, these animals are actually faster than me!" Weiqing could not help but curse.
Out of curiosity, Weiqing clicked on "Let's see everyone's luck".
Er-lang God's luck was the best, snatching away 399 Yang Virtues.
Yue Lao got 187 Yang Virtues s.
Lei Gong had snatched 54 Yang Virtues s.
"..."
Weiqing frowned: "What is a Yang Virtues?"
Suddenly, Weiqing realised that he seemed to have joined a group of deities.
Otherwise, why would everyone snatch red packets from a normal group of people with money, and here, all of them were Yang Virtues?
Er-lang God: Haha, our luck this time isn't too bad.
Chang'e Fairy: I only managed to get 6 Yang Virtues s (feeling wronged)
Canopy Marshal: Sister Chang'e, don't cry, I'll send you a huge private packet later (Lust)
Uncle Feng: Send another one!
All-Seeing Eye: Please send me a red packet!
God of Fortune: This is too unreasonable. As the God of Fortune, I didn't get a single cent. Please give me a red packet! 1
Fuxing Tang Yangcheng: Second Brother, stand up and roll up. Don't cry. Red packet + 2!
"..."
Weiqing was a little emotional.
It seemed like no matter which group he was in, he would always be the most active when snatching red packets, including deities.
Taking a deep breath, Weiqing stared at the screen, ready to start and snatch it at any time.
This time, he had to get the red packet no matter what! Look at what this so called Yang Virtues is!
Supreme Lord: I recently developed a Tiangang Earth Mother Pill. Its grade is not high, it is more important to try. I'll just send a red packet, whoever gets it will get lucky, and those who don't, don't make a fuss, or else I'll drag him into the black list, and don't come over here with Tusita Palace in the future!
The group was very quiet, not a single person speaking.
It was unknown if he was shocked by Supreme Lord's words, or if he was just like Weiqing, clenching his fists and preparing to snatch it away …
Heavenly Dipper Mother Pill?
What was this?
With only one share, snatch it over first!
Another red packet was sent!
This time, Weiqing did not even look at the password, and just copied and stuck it to send it.
"Congratulations, you have obtained a Heavenly Dipper Mother Pill. You can use it to withdraw the pill and store it in your wallet!"
Weiqing was confused: Isn't a purse supposed to be saving money, can't I save things?
He opened his wallet.
His wallet read: 24.16 yuan. One Tiangang Earth Mother Pill. As for the original location, there was an extra button.
Weiqing pressed the Extract button, and information about the Heaven Realm Mother Pill popped up.
"Tiangang Earth Mother Pill"
Description: Tier 1 elixir, after use on target, clear mind, quick thinking, can be used for idiots to enlighten.
Weiqing could not help but scold: "What kind of crappy thing is this, it's useful, and made me so excited for a long time! Is laozi stupid? "
At the beginning, he had thought that this Tiangang Earth Mother Pill was some immortal pill that greatly increased one's cultivation. But in the end, it turned out to be such a useless immortal pill.
Weiqing was a little disappointed as he pressed Extract.
Suddenly, a white light appeared in the air and a purple pill flew into Weiqing's hands.
The pill was not big and was only the size of a soybean, but it emitted a strong fragrance. Just by smelling the fragrance of the pill, one's entire body would feel comfortable. Even a hungry stomach would feel full.
After he lost his consciousness for a while, Weiqing finally noticed that the group was in chaos!