Chapter 234: Unsupervised

Chapter 234: Unsupervised

“...and so, to take any possibility of the Denethor scenario that I just described off the table, effective tomorrow morning, I will be stepping down as cap—“

Dozer stiffened his sensitive membrane, fighting back against the roar of outrage that had risen from the gathered bonesacks. This was not their first outburst, nor even the loudest. It would not be the last. Rain-King would be talking for at least three more whiles, which was effectively forever. Dozer had stopped listening a while ago, other than the occasional check-in.

Rain-King had told him the important part earlier. He was leaving. He would die if he did not.

Dozer was suddenly quivering with enough fury to make the bonesacks around him shout and step away, but he barely noticed. Grannybrain was not clean. She had fooled him. She was filth, and too strong for him to do anything about, and also too strong for Rain-King to do anything about. It was unacceptable.

Eventually, the trembling calmed, but Dozer’s rage still simmered as he checked on Rain-King again.

“...lair that Ameliah found in the basement is not the only one we can potentially access. The other, as some of you might suspect, is below Vestvall. Given that we don’t know if the Empire kept a presence there, we’ll need to...”

Hearing nothing important, Dozer began winding his way through the crowd spread beneath the trees to distract himself. Rain-King would not die, obviously. The scouring of Bug-Home would stop because he had to leave, though. That was a problem. The cleaning would need to be continued by someone else. Someone like him. Except he was leaving too. He had to go with Rain-King—not just because of the king-link, but because Rain-King would get in trouble without him.

And yet, there was filth.

Deeply troubled, Dozer oozed past Tall-Brother, who was standing at the edge of the clump of cervidians. They had gathered apart from the other bonesacks, sorting themselves by boneheadedness in spite of Rain-King’s wishes. It was too ordered, Rain-King said. Divided and segregated and bad.

Dozer understood. The ⟬order-need⟭ could be stupid sometimes. It was ⟬order-need⟭ that currently had his Crystal Slime kin battling over the stones in the play area Rain-King had made for them. Some were trying to sort them by size, while others were trying to pile them by texture, while others were trying to fit them together by shape. They did not realize how the ⟬order-need⟭ was creating ⟬disorder⟭. They simply followed their instincts.

If Rain-King followed his instincts, he would die. If Rain-King died, he wouldn’t be able to clean anything. It was the same reason he’d defiled the Whale. Defiled to live.

It was sense, but it was not.

It was better to die clean.

...

Somehow, that didn’t seem right either.

Dozer oozed on, no closer to solving moral philosophy than he was to solving the problem at hand. He was finally beginning to understand what made Rain-King brood so much.

Speaking of Rain-King.

“...this box holds what I’m calling the tech tree. I’ve been writing them out for a while now, but they’re more ‘what’ and ‘why’ and less ‘how’. Most of them should be self-explanatory. Anyway, the point is to bolster our industrial output, and the bills are grouped into tiers to make it easier for...”

Still talking. Pointless. Boring.

Talking would not scour the filth from the Bug-Home.

Talking would not...

Talking...

Dozer froze, clarity piercing through the headache-without-head he’d given himself. Rain-King did lots of talking! Lots of telling Ascencion what to do! With talking, he got them to do things he could not! The other bonesacks weren’t nearly as strong as Ameliah-Queen and Tall-Brother, but they were many! Cleaning was the work of many! Many could do what one could not!

Dozer swerved, no longer oozing. By leaps and bounds, he shot through the crowd of listening bonesacks until he found the ones he hadn’t known he’d been seeking. The Crystal Slimes could do what he could not. They did not have to think. He just needed to show them the problem.

⟪ You! ⟫ he sent in a way he knew not how, landing in the playpen with a splat. The communication was like the king-link, but not. More instinctual, somehow.

As one, the Crystal Slimes paused in their endless sorting.

⟪ Why no ⟬clean⟭? ⟫ Dozer sent, then quivered with frustration. It was clear they did not hear him from the way they were already going back to their pointless task. It was also clear why they were not cleaning. There was no filth here. Not in the pen. Only disorder.

⟪ ⟬filth⟭is that way! ⟫ Dozer tried anyway, trying to charge the command with a sense of direction.

There was no response.

That would not do.

⟪ ⟬clean⟭! ⟬clean⟭! ⟬CLEAN⟭! ⟫

Tamer Support System - Debug Output

Detected attempted activation of corrupted natural skill

Closest template: Noblesse Visqueuse

Error: Missing required class family: Royal Slime

Error: Contracted Tamer lacks required ability: Skilled Monster

Error: Contracted Tamer lacks required ability: Tame Monster

Error: Unsolvable Contradiction

Notifying Tamer of Error State

Error: Tamer not found

Notifying Administrator of critical error state

Error: Administrator not found

Entering debug mode...

Existing Shared Hybrid Interface Detected

Warning: visual interface unsupported by target entity

Compensating...

Hybrid Interface Boot Complete

Notice: unique monster species detected

Generating class options from template: Crystal Slime

Generating additional tailored options

Notice: Administrator approval required due to warning flags

Error: Administrator not found

Working...

Resolution completed with errors

Beginning auto-evolution...

Crystal Slime King has been randomly selected

Error: tamer_veto_dialog failed - Tamer not found

Reverting to self-selection

Rare, Hidden

After devoting your life to the chivalrous ideal of cleanliness, you have earned the right to take the vow. Gain massive bonuses to innate Crystal Slime abilities. Gain additional bonuses, strength, and magical power while mounted. Gain additional bonuses when battling the unclean. Armor and a lance suitable to your station shall be provided. As the first of your kind, receive an additional bonus.

Do you want to be an Essence Slime Purification Knight?

Dozer had learned his lesson. He didn’t even feel tempted to pick it immediately. Instead, he carefully read and reread the long list of bonuses. He wanted to ride, yes. It would not make him big, yes. It would give him a shell like Rain-King, yes. It would help him clean, yes. But it did not say anything about command. It would not solve the very important problem.

He churned happily, the Tel clinking inside him causing only mild discomfort. This one was easy to discard. It looked good but was not. He did not need to keep it in his thoughts.

Next!

Void Slime

Rare, Hidden, Unique

For dissolving a significant quantity of physical matter, you have shown your dedication to the void. There can be no filth nor disorder when there is nothing at all. Gain massive bonuses to matter dissolution, with all type restrictions removed. As the Devourer, consume even the light that would illuminate your ever-growing form.

Do you want to be a Void Slime?

Easy. No want. Have been in void. Very much boring and scary same time.

Dozer moved on quickly, and the world was, perhaps, spared.

He turned his focus to the delinquent panel that had arrived after the others, prepared to dismiss it and return to the puzzle between Princess and Queen.

Essence Slime Progenitor

Rare, Hidden, Unique

For condensing sufficient essence to anchor a soul to the physical world, you discovered a means of procreation. Your offspring will inherit this capability, that they may continue the cycle. As the progenitor of a species, gain near-absolute command of your descendants and the ability to shape their instincts.

Do you want to be an Essence Slime Progenitor?

...?

It took a few minutes, but eventually, Dozer realized that he’d been dumb all along. Three or thirty of threes, the Crystal Slimes were not enough to clean all of Bug-Home on their own. This, though... This changed everything! With this, he could make himself helpers! Just like Rain-King had made him!

Thoughtful wobbling became excited tremors that became an all-out jiggling spasm that sent him hurtling toward the panel.

YES PLEASE!

Class selection applied.

Evolution complete.

Debug interface terminating.

?

Dozer landed outside the tree with a splat, not feeling any different. All of the panels had vanished, providing no insight.

???

Further self-inspection provided no clues either. Slowly, he began to wobble again, then to shake with fury at the stupid, late, re-un-forgiven panel. Just before he churned himself to a literal froth, he noticed something. The Tel bumping against each other in his insides felt...charged. Ripe with potential.

He was experiencing something new. Not an emotion. An instinct and...an ability?

As if in response to the realization, he felt it activate.

⟬divide⟭

Dozer began to swell. He instantly panicked, fearing that he was going to become large after all, though the class panel had not said anything about size. Mercifully, the swelling stopped almost as soon as it began, the Tel within him vanishing all at once. Then something else happened, triggering a whole new level of distress. It felt as if Ameliah-Queen was giving him one of her hugs but had forgotten she was stronk. No, this was like being hugged by Tall-Brother. No. This was worse. The squeezing grew tighter and tighter until—

*pop*

Dozer wobbled dazedly on the ground, back at roughly his original size again and feeling like he’d been sliced in half. As he regained his senses, he became aware of...another him.

Another him! A smaller him! Actually, a her, he decided! Until she decided different, maybe!

⟪ ⟬clean-need⟭? ⟫the other sent. The signal was crisp and clean, not fuzzy like that of the Crystal Slimes. ⟪ ⟬order-need⟭? ⟬divide-need⟭? ⟫

⟪ ⟬clean-need⟭, yes! ⟫Dozer sent back to the smaller slime.⟪ ⟬divide-need⟭, yes! ⟬order-need⟭, meh!Also, hello! I am Dozer. Who are you? ⟫

⟪ ??? ⟫

The response was confused. Not unclear. Just confused. She had understood the instincts well enough, but the rest had gone past her. She did not know who she was or how to speak. That was okay. She was baby.

Dozer sent back feelings of comfort. ⟪ No worry! You will figure out! I am Dozer. ⟬progenitor⟭. You are Zero! Rain-King says is best for lists to start from zero! ⟫

⟪ Zero??? ⟫

[Okay, Dozer, I’m done. What was it you wanted to ask me?]

Rain-King’s voice was so unexpected and well-timed that Dozer leapt straight up.

And up.

And up and up.

The panel hadn’t said anything about physical prowess, but clearly, it was just something it had forgotten to mention.

[Woah, Dozer, thinking of joining the NBA?] Rain-King said. Moving with speed that shook the air around him, he used his magic to rush forward and snag Dozer out of the air before he went splat. [Oof. I keep forgetting how heavy you’re getting. Hang on, are you smaller?]

[Rain-King, careful!] Dozer interrupted, horrified by the waves of panic and alarm Zero was sending. ⟪ Calm! Calm! Rain-King is friend! Rain-King is ⟬king⟭! ⟫

“What...” Rain-King said out loud, tilting his head as he did sometimes when listening. He blinked, then blinked again, then turned suddenly and stared straight down at Zero.

[Zero is!] / ⟪ Rain-King is! ⟫ Dozer sent to both at once.

There was a long pause.

Rain-King stared. Zero listened.

⟪ ⟬king⟭! ⟫ Zero sent, getting over the surprise first. Tentatively, she tried to ooze forward, but was clearly unsure how.

Dozer quickly wriggled out of Rain-King’s arms, landing with a plop and rushing to show her.

“Dozer...” Rain-King said, licking his lips. “Detection says...it’s...not a monster? An Essence Slime...but...also an animal? How—? What did—?” Rain-King’s mouth kept moving after that, but no more sounds came out.

[Not animal!!!] Dozer said, wriggling with unimaginable pride as he gently guided Zero forward. He knew the right word for what Zero was, even if Rain-King could not think of it. [Daughter!!!]

There was another long pause, though as they neared, Rain-King knelt and extended a finger.

Zero happily glommed onto it, needing no encouragement to investigate.

“Hello, Zero,” Rain-King said, gently shaking his finger up and down. “It’s nice to meet you.” He shifted his focus back to Dozer. “Congratulations. She’s adorable. Now, can we maybe rewind a bit?”