At this point, everyone else was waiting for Kaley to calm down, and let me tell you, it did take more than a few minutes, but the moment she let out this long~ and drawn-out sigh, she looked at me with a serious expression before kissing me. After that, she hugged me again which was just as tight as earlier before she turned around to face everybody:
"A-Alright... Are we having a serious conversation now or are just messing around?"
Jennifer started, "I was partly serious because I did think of it—but yeah, I'm in my late 30s, have to pass it on to someone at least."
Rachel replied, "Wait, and you're making ME carry it?"
"Yes?"
"Nuh-uh. I don't mind having kids but you're not passing on anything if it didn't come from you. You know how passing it on works, right?"
"Of course, I do. A doctor gets the eggs from me then he jerks off in a cup then bada-bing, bada-boom, after a short bit, they put it in you—"
"NUH-UH! Not a chance in hell! And I thought you said you'd help with the conception?! DO IT YOURSELF!"
"You— Fine. That's fair. We BOTH get pregnant— Does that mean you're staying?!"
"Ah— I could also stay here and not be with you, you know?!"
"Nah~ You wouldn't. Is the dick that really good or are you just playing with me?!"
"I dunno, you'll see in a few days."
"OH, COME ON!"
Kaley waved these two off, "Alright, I see how you stand on this."
Quinn's ears perked up, "Is it my turn to—"
Kaley cut her off, "Tatiana, why— How—"
Tatiana just shrugged her shoulders, "I said I can't. That's it, you know what I went through. I could probably surrogate, sure, but that's not me getting pregnant. If anything, I wanted to see YOU get knocked up first... Since you know, you're the first one and everything..."
"That's— alright, thanks for your input..." Kaley trailed as she turned to Alexa, "And you?"
Quinn quipped from the side, "I know how it is... I'll wait."
Alexa chuckled, "Well, don't take this the wrong way... I still have my situation with Seb and all but I'm still very young. I'll think about it again in a few years but maybe I'll end up with both their kids."
I cut in once again with a slight glint in my eye as I looked at Quinn:
"Look, I did say I'm open with it and all but if Kaley's not cool with it, and she clearly isn't—"
"No," Kaley finally spoke up.
I held her gently, "You don't have to say anything, Kaley—"
Kaley waved me off and looked at me with a smile, "Haaa... To be fair with all of you, we did have a talk about having kids but the time we decided to do that is when everything here had kind of settled.
And of course, I'm totally fine—no, excited for bearing his children and I would've preferred to have his firstborn but... As you can all see, our situation is crazy as it is, and as a woman, I wouldn't want to deny another one of the privileges of having one... Especially now that you're kind of racing for time.
Getting them frozen is also a decision and is actually available but we all know we wanted to do it the traditional way, right? Hahaha..."
"Kaley..."
"Also, I'm also gonna be honest and say that I was kind of shocked at first as I felt a pinch in my chest, but thinking about it albeit briefly, it wouldn't be as bad as I thought initially. Besides, why do it with some random guy when there's already one in front of you that you're compatible with?"
Tatiana just had to do it:
"Kaley, look. You really don't have to decide now. Like Rachel and Jennifer here, you can take your time with your response and if you wait enough, Quinn might just have menopause and it's a win-win—"
"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU BITCH?! WIN-WIN?! WANT ME TO FIST YOUR FUCKING ASS?!"
"First of all, I fisted YOUR ass earlier and that just means your my bitch for the day—"
"WHEN DID WE FUCKING AGREE ON THAT?!"
"When I fisted your ass— Are you even listening?!"
"FUCK YOU! I FISTED JENNIFER'S ASS SO DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S MY BITCH?!"
Jennifer never looked so panicked, "HOLD UP—"
But Rachel was already dying-laughing, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU GOT FISTED?! FOR REAL?! DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU! AND IT IS! HER FIST!
LITERALLY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"S-SHUT UP! I WAS JUST CURIOUS!"