At that point, Kaley and I couldn't believe how Ella got to this point without discovering anything or going out of her way to fulfill a human's basic need, but we took it upon ourselves to give her a full fucking course, literally, while everyone else out the door was already going at it.
And after what seemed like an eternity, Ella somehow understood a bit of it though she looked like her perception of the two "realities" was still tethering on both edges.
"That's... Huh. R-Really?"
I nodded, "Yep."
Kaley followed, "Really."
"But Sister Dorothy said—"
I rolled my eyes, "Fuck what she said— Where the fuck is she anyway?"
"I-I dunno, sorry. She used to homeschool me before I went to design school—"
"You mean online design school—"
"IT'S THE SAME THING!"
"Sure, sure~ But what now?"
"What now what?"
Kaley replied, "I mean, we answered a lot of questions for you and some more that a girl your age should know so... do you want to leave it at that or—"
"Ah— Oh. Y-Yeah... T-That— I—"
I waved her off, "It's cool, don't worry. It's just that we might have to wait a couple more hours or so while everyone outside finishes. We can talk about other stuff if you want—"
"NO!"
"No? Wanna scale the fucking wall?"
She harrumphed and cutely glared at me, "No! I— I mean... C-Can we d-do a bit of it?"
"Seckus?"
"YOU— Don't say it like that!"
Kaley chuckled before she waved me off, "Stop teasing her! But yeah, what do you wanna do anyway?"
"Umm... W-What do you two u-usually start with?"
"Oh. With us, it could be anything at this point but it'd be nice if we start with kissing and simple touching first."
"O-Okay..." Ella trailed as she nodded a few times.
"Ah— H-How about you two?"
"Hmm?"
"Did you two—"
"That could wait, don't worry."
"Really?"
"Of course, it begs the question though..."
"W-What question?"
"Do you umm... Wanna call it a day, go on like this, or go further?"
"I..."
"Again, it's totally cool if—"
"I-I... I-I do h-have one more q-question..."
"Hmm?"
"I... I-I— Don't laugh, okay?!"
"Of course, we won't— What is it?"
"I-I think I-I p-peed myself..."
"Like for real or—"
"H-Huh? Is there any other— Oh— You mentioned that— O-OH! C-Can I go to the b-bathroom for a b-bit?"
"Of course, of course! Take your time, alright? Call on us if you ever need a-anything."
"O-Okay, thank you!" Ella got up but she suddenly stopped mid-way into opening the bathroom door, "Y-You two c-could k-kiss if you want, w-while I'm here— D-DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!"
Then she ran straight to the bathroom door and slammed it shut.
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At that point, it took everything from Kaley and me from bursting into laughter—due to how cute and adorable Ella was—but it only took a moment of silence before Kaley and I invaded each other's mouths.
Ella did say that she'd "allow" more kissing so this time, just for a bit of solidarity, we did just that but with a little~ bit of dry-humping, mostly.