~： The fifth year story 083, hero?

The idiot's movements are really too dexterous. When he enters the "unintentional" state, he is like a precision machine, always operating the skateboard at the most appropriate time to turn, speed up, stop and vacate. The accuracy rate of Poseidon’s shelling still failed after many attacks, but the hit rate gradually declined. Obviously, it is on fire. This monster dived into the bottom of the sea again, trying to catch up with the speed of the skateboard, opened its huge mouth, sucking in a lot of sea water...

boom----------! ! !

One of the biggest water cannons exploded from the soles of the idiot's feet. The idiot was unprepared for a while, squatted down and grabbed the skateboard with one hand and flew into the air with the momentum. Theoretically speaking, this water cannon of Poseidon is not just a small skateboard, even an ocean-going ship can be destroyed instantly. But this little skateboard is so strong! The streamlined shape and the thin and sharp edge line like a blade remove all the impact of the water cannon. The idiot grabbed the skateboard and turned around for five consecutive 360-degree turns in the middle of the air. After that, he fell back to the water steadily again, the turbine started and galloped away.

"Haha! How is it? Is it interesting?"

The blood pupil on his arm looked back at the Seagod who was roaring on the sea and smiled. Unfortunately, the idiot doesn't seem to be as excited as it thought. He gently stroked his heart that had been penetrated, and then looked at the blood pupil attached to his arm...

(The power of this sword, the less you use in the future, the better.)

Since the Poseidon was almost always chasing idiots in the second half, once the waves surpassed by the idiots, it would no longer control it and let it disappear. So the situation on the beach has improved abruptly. Many tourists and surfers who fell into the water have now finally found the opportunity to climb ashore again. The beach, which was originally thought to be deadly and injured, immediately reduced the number of victims after this disaster. Many families who thought they had no hope of survival cried with joy and hugged each other. After thanking the goddess for a while, they scrambled to turn their heads and looked at the idiot who was still running away with a look that was almost worshipping.

"Hehe, have you seen how great an idiot is? He is great, right, right!"

Faced with his sister's praise, Xie Huo could only smile and nod his head: "It's really amazing. Why didn't I know that there is such a great surfer in our country. Where did he learn this hand? It's just professional. "

Dark: "Where is a profession? It's an expert!"

Putting aside the hustle and bustle on the beach in the distance, the idiot controlled the skateboard to be far away from the shoreline. He ran desperately, thinking that if he could stay away from that monster a little bit, he would be safer. Gradually, he found that the surrounding waves gradually disappeared, and finally returned to calm again. It just so happened that the dark clouds in the sky slowly dissipated, and the idiot twisted the skateboard, stopped on the almost calm sea, and looked back.

That sea god... is about 500 meters away from him. It showed the upper half of its head, and its green eyes were full of resentment looking at the idiot. Its mouth keeps closing, and the gills behind its head are also agitating like a wind furnace, and a lot of heat gushes out from the gills. Through the heat, the sky behind the sea **** looks a little distorted.

"Hu...cuckoo...cuckoo..."

This monster swam about another 100 meters, and finally stopped at a distance of about 400 from the idiot. The idiot doesn't know what else it wants to do, of course, it is fully prepared, ready to escape at any time. However, after staring at the idiot carefully for about ten minutes, this monster slowly disappeared into the bottom of the water and dived into the deep sea.

"Hey, human boy, tell him to drink more water, sleep well and don’t stay up late. Maybe tomorrow there will be muscle soreness or something, let him bear with him. After all, he doesn’t do this kind of large exercise often. , It’s easy to get muscle soreness."

After seeing Poseidon dive into the water, the idiot breathed out gently. He ignored the madness of Dim Mie, except that he didn't want to bother...

"Puff."

He didn't have the energy to bother.

The idiot fell on the skateboard, panting heavily, almost collapsed. The chain inserted into his chest was slowly pulled out, and his right arm slowly returned to a human arm. The surfboard under the feet automatically adjusts its direction and floats towards the white beach. After the goal is established, its demonization gradually disappears and becomes an ordinary surfboard.

The third prison was lifted, but the ensuing side effects made the idiot uncomfortable to die. That's right, the wound in the heart did disappear in an instant, but the strength of the whole body seemed to be taken away. Compared with the **** eyes of the second prison before, he can at least move a little bit. But now, let's not say anything, he even feels very difficult to lift his eyelids, and can only let the surfboard carry him and float back to the white sand beach.

"Human kid, how do you feel? Although you are very weak, you can't deny the benefits of the power of the third hell, right?"

"………………I will never use your power easily."

"Oh, interesting. It doesn't matter, anyway, I have time to convince you. But now...Hey, do you have the strength to open your eyes now?"

"…………………………"

"Ah, it's a pity. If you have the strength to open your eyes and take a look, then you should know how famous and popular you are now~~~"

The idiot can't open his eyes, but his ears are fine. He heard...While the sound of the waves gradually disappeared, there were bursts of enthusiastic cheers. At this moment, they became excited...

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"Hurry up! Our'Devil' is back!"

"Hurry up and get the stretcher!"

"Thank the goddess, this must be the child God bestowed on us. Thanks to him today, we can avoid such a catastrophe!"

Seeing the idiot floating back, the people on the beach immediately rushed to greet him in a small boat. Walnut was very proud to see the admiration of these people. She originally wanted to run over, but at the moment she took a step, she finally thought of her identity and stopped in time. Turning to look at the olive that was sniffing over there, showing the winner's smile.

"Woooooo~! Silly beep~~~!"

"Don't worry, we must let the masses observe and observe first, and then separate them, and declare to everyone that he is my servant and your nurturer~~!"

When she said "My servant", Walnut's nose was so high, she could see that she was proud that the idiot was on her side!

But soon, her pride turned into anxiety. Not why, it's because Xingli and An have already caught up first, looking after the idiot one by one. Some of the little girls who were stunned by the idiot's superb surfing skills are now rushing to scream at the idol they just set up. This formation is a bit comparable to the feeling of Dai Lao's smile.

Walnut's face was red and white, and she wanted to rush over, but she didn't want to be so distracted. After all, the evil fire next to him looked clever, he laughed, and took the walnut forward, separated the crowd, and walked towards the idiot.

At this moment, the bone armor of the idiot was taken off, and everyone lifted him up on the beach with a mat, Xing Li kept smearing medicated oil on his forehead. With her, the girls who worshipped indiscriminately didn't have the courage to come over. In addition to being ashamed, they were secretly degrading Xingli or lacking temperament or being a vixen.

Finally, the idiot woke up.

The idiot who had been in a coma for more than half an hour just opened his eyes, and immediately there was a crowd of cheers. He was still a little confused for a while, but as a small body rushed over, he immediately returned to his senses and opened his arms to embrace.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~!"

Little Bread was crying, tugging at the idiot's clothes and howling. She buried her small face on the idiot's chest, crying and twisting. Obviously, she was not as happy for the idiot's heroic surfing performance like those around her. The idiot's near-death experience just touched this little girl even more and made her even more worried.

"Ohh Ohh ohh……"

The idiot gently stroked the girl's hair, her dark and cold pupils gradually softened. However, there is no one in this world who gives a name too much time to enjoy private time. When the idiot woke up, someone immediately squeezed Xinglihe and Ansha and rushed up with a small notebook.

"This young man! I am a reporter from the Beach Daily. Who did you learn such good surfing skills from?"

"I visit every week! Boy, who is your master? In which surfing class did you register?"

"Children! Me! I am the editor of "Surfer" magazine! Your skills are really great, are you self-taught? How did you think of coming to conquer Poseidon’s fury today? Please express your thoughts!"

"My child, what's your name? Can I take a picture of you on the cover of our new issue of "The Beach Show"?!"

The idiot was surrounded, and I didn't know how to answer in the face of one after another inquiries. He is too weak now and has no energy to think. It happened that at this moment someone asked his name, so he slowly turned his head and slowly spit out a word to the reporter—

"moron."

In an instant, the crowd of reporters calmed down.

moron…………?

Did you hear me wrong?

Looks like there is no...

This child... just now everyone was taking care of him so enthusiastically, but instead... he called us idiots?

A reporter twitched his mouth, but he was a hero after all, so he couldn't turn around and ask why he was swearing. In order to break the awkward situation that the scene fell into for a while, he cleared his throat again, lifted the pen, and leaned forward to ask——

"Child, can you tell me? Your name?"

The idiot looked at him again, and then opened his mouth very sincerely and said again—

"moron."

At the same time when the surrounding reporters fell silent again, the little bread, who was a little upset by those people's quarrels, dug out his little head from the idiot's arms, turned his head, and opened his mouth——

"Silly beep~~~!"

Now the reporters were angry.