The idiot took a breath and relieved the pain in his right eye slightly. What is needed now is really calm, and we must use the most objective psychological conditions to face the incredible in front of me.
"Now, after introducing all the beauties, let's get to know the judges who are here today!"
With three pops, three spotlights fell directly from the top of the head, illuminating the three idiots as if they were wrapped in bread flour. At this time, the audience also focused their attention on these three people.
"I believe you have seen that this year is somewhat different from previous years. There are only three judges this year. As for why there are only three, we will tell you later. Moreover, these three are not professional commentators. All the resident population in Shanei are selected by random selection. They will serve as the "media" to take on the important task of judging!"
So "Is this the setting? Randomly spotting yourself, who is not even registered, how do you choose from the "resident population"?
The idiot crossed his hands and rested on the table.
"Then, the first one! Well, this one's identity is really unique, he turned out to be a card" Well,"
The host read aloud while holding the paper, but it seemed that the name was on the back of the folded paper, so he stopped and prepared to spread it out. But maybe it's because there is too much paste on the lace used as decoration, it's a little hard to tear.
At this time, Qiao Ya, who was behind the stage, heard it. She had spotted Lake on the judging stand on the podium just now. Is this okay? If the host who doesn't know good or bad knows that his fiancé is such a wretched and sloppy man, what face will he have in the future? !
"Hey! My maid!"
Anxiously, Qiaoya spoke immediately and yelled at the mad dog who had been standing next to her.
"Hurry up and stop the host from reciting the name of that trash man! I must not let others know that I have such a fiancé! No, I can't even let people know that I am engaged!"
The mad dog did not answer immediately, but looked around the dressing room. Nearly one-third of the girls who have just been on stage are allocated here. At the moment, this room is full of noise, people who touch up makeup, try clothes, and fix hair, and so on.
After looking around, the mad dog had already made the most correct choice in his heart, and said slowly: Miss. The personnel here are too complicated. As your bodyguard. Please let me stay with you at any time"
"If I let you go, you go! Why is there so much nonsense?"
The longer the time passed, the more anxious Qiao Ya became, and her tone became less polite.
"But Miss" out of military discipline and responsibility for the protected person, the mad dog decided to implement the best decision he made, "If I go out and stop it now, I will definitely be disqualified. In this way, I can't be Your side will protect you at any time."
"Cancel as long as you cancel, what's the point?"
Qiao Ya snorted, her face full of dissatisfaction."
"Anyway, you are just a subordinate. You came here today to make up the count? Then disqualify as soon as possible to avoid shaking in front of my eyes! Besides, is it important for me or your qualifications?"
"But Miss", the mere subordinates have learned to resist, right? "
Qiao Ya was really anxious, stretched out her hand and pinched the mad dog's arm severely.
"I order you now, go immediately!"
Qiaoya's nails were loosened, and there were no black spots or lumps on the mad dog's arms. This is of course. However, the mad dog looked at his prosthesis. Nodded helplessly and walked towards the door",
Back on the stage, the host is now in a very embarrassing scene. With so many people and the media watching, I'm afraid he already has the mood to slaughter the enveloper, right?
Thirty seconds have passed, and this host can't go on without saying the name.
Cold sweat broke out on the host's back, thinking of the remuneration of the party and the wife who was arguing for money all day at home and the three daughters who spent money, tearing it hard!
Tragedy, this paper with the name on it was torn abruptly!
How to prepare?
What should I do now?
Look at the three judges in the audience, one with a wretched face, one looks very gloomy and dangerous, and the last one looks very seductive, but always looks at himself. Now how to do? How should I go to the ground? !
One minute passed.
The cold field has reached its limit! Finally, the host gritted his teeth and stuffed the torn piece of letter paper into his pocket, with a professional smile on his face.
"The one sitting on the left is the well-known Mr. Lake! I am very grateful for being able to invite him to participate in our beauty pageant review during his busy schedule!"
The host was in high spirits, and when he heard what he said, everyone began to applaud. Although none of these people knew the "famous" big man, there was nothing wrong with applauding at this time.
However, the appearance of that "famous" Mr. Lake not only made the few women present despise, but also made most men feel a little sick.
Back in the dressing room, the mad dog who had just held the doorknob waited for the door to open, and the host's introduction came out on the radio. She was taken aback and turned back. Qiao Ya was also surprised.
Sister, now, do I still need to stop it? "
"Now, forget it. No need."
Qiao Ya was happy. Originally thought that the most troublesome situation was all inexplicable, Du couldn't help but cover himself: He took a breath separately.
"Sure enough, I was favored by Goddess of Luck. My fortune is still as strong as before!"
Qiao Ya was happy. Started to sit in front of the mirror contentedly, dressing up for her face. So the question is, is she really such a fortune?
Back at the judging seat at the venue, Xio slowly stood up under the spotlight and waved to the men behind him. The veiled mysterious beauty became the judge, which obviously had a great impact on the men present. There is an endless stream of people taking pictures and whistling. If it weren't because there were all women soldiers sitting behind, I'm afraid those men would rush up to sign. However, compared with the glorious Hugh, the idiot cared more about Lake next to him. Because just when the host introduced Hugh, a waiter came up to add water to the judges. Accidentally, the kettle in his hand was knocked over, and a pot of hot tea was poured directly between Lake's legs.
At that moment, the idiot felt that Lake already had a feeling of screaming.
Looking at the hot water that was still smoking on his pants, the idiot felt that Lake was about to be scalded and cried.
What, did he absorb the doom of someone again?
Dimie hummed twice, looked at this mortal enemy beside him, and said with disgust.
Having said that, sometimes I really don't know why "she" created such a perverted angel. It's really full of uncomfortable and evil taste. Not only makes the Protoss uncomfortable. Being a hostile demons also felt very uncomfortable.
At this time, Hugh still showed shyness and her politeness to everyone's cheers. Then, she sat down very ladylike. Finally, the commotion slowly ended and continued to return to the topic.
After the host’s introduction, the idiot finally learned about the scoring mechanism of this beauty pageant. First of all, in the first round, the competition is of course beauty and figure.
A brutal knockout match among all 100 contestants. However, the right to choose is not in the hands of the idiot and others. It is the 10,000 spectators behind that really have the right to vote.
After the first round of voting, the top 50 with the highest number of votes will enter the semi-finals. Although the idiot and others were judges, they unexpectedly did not have the right to vote. Only ask questions. Right to comment and explain.
What is the right of question, comment, and explanation?
"Okay, the results of the first primary election are here! Now. The rankings of the top 50 beauties with the highest scores will be listed, and the second part, the swimsuit competition! This is a big part, which includes not only how to To show the charm of women to the judges and the audience, you must also answer the questions raised by the judges and answer them, so as to show your own outlook on life and the world!"
Among the host's talk, the top 50 points were finally lined up. The idiot glanced, and sure enough, Qiao Ya, who played the finale, took the top spot with more than 6,000 votes. And the mad dog, who looked solemn from the beginning, took the second place with four thousand votes.
To honey pears,
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Xiao Bao pointed to the top ranked Mili, who had less than a thousand votes, and was about to cry.
"It seems that the game is decided at the beginning of the game.
Lake didn't change his pants, but now he was smiling. He seemed happier than anyone else about his fiancée occupying the top spot.
Decide the outcome,,?
The idiot glanced at the happy Lake next to him.
No, the outcome is just beginning.
As an enemy, the Demon King must not allow him to awaken. Although he does not have the right to vote, even if it is forced, the idiot will let Qiaoya lose the election. The doom is blocked in this woman's body!
After about ten minutes of intermission, the staff handed over a brochure to the three judges. More than a dozen questions are listed above. It seems to be used as a reference to choose from?
"Well," really some boring question again.
Xio flipped through the booklet in a blink of an eye and threw it on the table. Then, she rolled her eyes and moved to the side of Little Bread and said: If Little Bread were you, what questions would you like to ask those sisters? "
Little Bread thought for a while, and immediately nodded happily, wrote something in the sign in his hand, and showed it to Xio. After seeing it, Hugh smiled and stroked Bun's hair and sat down.
"Now, the second link begins! Through the women who were selected for the first time, they will face harsh inquiries from the three judges! They will show their wisdom! Come, now please get in the previous link Miss Qiaoya Karulin with the highest number of votes became the first contestant to face three judges."
The host’s voice network fell, and the missed drum beat fell again. Amidst the drums, Qiao Ya, dressed in a three-point swimsuit, walked out politely. At this moment, the idiot could even feel the hot sight of all the men in the audience.
To be honest, Qiao Ya's figure is indeed good. Towering chest, flat lower abdomen, and elastic buttocks. In terms of body shape, it is almost perfect. She obviously understands the psychology of men. The three-point swimsuit is hot and sexy. After the thin fabric, it shows the source of dreamy desire.
"Then Miss Karulin, please stand here. Now, it is up to our judges to ask questions. First of all, please ask Mr. Lake to ask questions.
The audience was silent, and everyone was paying attention to Qiao Ya under the spotlight. And Qiao Ya is also confident, looking at Lake condescendingly.
"That,, that, that," Fierce stared at each other! Next, Lai Shuang was ashamed and low. Qin Yizhao Xiaoxiao is used to being despised. Even now he has "power" is no exception.
"May I ask what your wish is."
Finally, Lake opened the pamphlet in his hand and asked the first question above.
Regarding this question, although Qiaoya's face did not change in any way, her stomach began to laugh. She shrugged and said, "My greatest wish is to hope for peace and peace in the mainland. I have seen too many people who lost their families and homes because of the war. Every time I see these, I will deeply His grief. So. Hope for world peace is my greatest wish in this life."
There was thunderous applause and people cheered. People who don't know why have been infected by the compassionate kindness of this young lady, crying excitedly.
That's it for Lake's question. He lowered his head sorrowfully, not daring to look directly at the brilliant Qiaoya on the stage. But from the bottom of his heart, he is still happy for the popularity of his fiancee. But delete
"Miss Karulin. I have a question that may be rude."
Amidst the cheers, a ding, icy voice was transmitted through the microphone to every corner of the venue.
Qiao Ya was taken aback for a moment, Hui smiled and looked at the gloomy, unsmiling judge sitting in the middle, and said, "Excuse me, sir."
The idiot held his head with one hand, took out a poster with his right hand, glanced at it, and said coldly: "I took a closer look at the conditions for the beauty pageant. In the age column, the upper limit is strength. But I see I took a look at Miss Karulin's information. You are also good at the Internet this year."
The idiot put down the poster, with a slightly provocative tone, and said: "Don't you think you are a little older? After today, you are just 4 years older than me. Compared to other young and beautiful young people Girl, as an agent, don't you feel embarrassed that "auntie" has the face to participate in the beauty pageant gathered by the underage girls?"
Inside the theater, there was silence again.
Qiao Ya's face was still smiling, but the idiot could see that her smile was already cramped.
However, no one will blame idiots for making questions. Because this in itself is a question to test the knowledge of women. "This bit, I think that at my age, the charm of women can be fully displayed. This is not the charm that generally immature women can exude."
"charm."
Slowly, the idiot raised his head. Looking directly at Qiaoya's face with emotionless eyes.
"Do you think you can exude charm anytime, anywhere?"
"Yes, it is."
Qiao Ya obviously hadn't stared at someone like an idiot who had been wandering through life and death many times. How could that weak eyes pass the idiot's eyes? With a guilty conscience, I couldn't help but respond casually.
"That's good." The idiot finally caught the handle and lay back randomly. "Can you show the charm of your nose picking. Simply put. How do you pick your nose. Please perform."
At this moment, the muscles on Qiaoya's face were not only cramps, but also twisted.
On this stage, the judges who do not have the right to vote are the absolute makers. They can ask all kinds of strange questions and make things difficult. To embarrass those poor girls.
Generally speaking, when encountering this kind of problem, what Qiaoya should do is prevarication, and then go around with other topics. but. This is a job that requires a lot of energy and wisdom. Unfortunately, her opponent is an idiot. A hunter who will never miss his target. So no matter how Qiaoya goes around, the idiot just insists that Qiaoya show her "charm" when picking her nose.
"Unfortunately, I don’t have such a great wish as you. I hope that the world will be peaceful. My wish is very simple, that is, I like to watch others pick their noses. Please dig it. Or, you are a booger piled up and blocked, and you are lazy. Sloppy ghost to dig?"
Qiao Ya stuck on the stage just like that. She was stiff and could not move. Mi Li, who was secretly watching from the side of the stage, couldn't help being frightened, wondering how his Majesty suddenly became such a "poisonous tongue". In fact, An Li still underestimated an idiot. Speaking of the curse in Sennag, idiots are now quite "civilized language".
Under the huge spotlight, Qiao Ya stood blankly.
No one can help her, and no one can solve her troubles.
She lowered her head from small to large. She has never been said to, she is the only noble girl who speaks of others. The eye circles started to flush.
This. It is the purpose of an idiot. As long as this woman is bullied to cry, in front of more than 10,000 people, she can be greatly embarrassed. Even if you can get sympathy votes from those people. But think about it, will the Bucks allow the girl who burst into tears to be an ambassador when someone says a few words in public? Moreover, now if someone goes up to hold her, drag her back to the inner stage. That is undoubtedly retreating without a fight.
Win Sun...
This time, it really won.
truly? ? ? ! ! !
The idiot turned around, planning to take another look at the angel of doom next to him for the last time. But at this moment, some smells that made the magic blood in his body boil, once again radiated from the worried-looking Lake.
At the same time, his right eye became more painful.