v2 Chapter 142： , How do idiots turn girls into women

How do idiots turn girls into women

Carrying a backpack, the idiot walked to the wooden house with a small bread.

At this moment, the rain has completely stopped, and the grass of the pasture is full of puddles. The cows who have escaped come out of the cowshed, drinking water and eating grass, enjoying themselves.

"Baba?"

Small bread holding a sign——

"Are we leaving? 》

"what."

It's time to go.

His injury has been healed, and Pepper has also completed the strategy. I have no reason to stay here anymore.

but……

Looking at the door in front of him, the idiot frowned suddenly. In fact, thinking about it carefully, what I did in yesterday's Holy Eve Festival seemed really wrong. Although the situation was urgent at the time, I didn't think about the meaning of the dance. But now I think about it again, it seems I really...Isn't it?

Forget it, it's useless to think more. Anyway, I'm leaving soon.

The idiot sighed and held out his hand. But just when he was about to knock on the door, a dragon roar suddenly remembered in midair, but he suddenly raised his head.

That is a black dragon.

When the black dragon saw the little bread and the idiot on the ranch, he immediately jumped down with joy. At the moment she touched the ground, she immediately recovered her human form and rushed towards the idiot.

"Your Majesty is great... You haven't come back for so long, the female slave... The female slave is really worried. I heard them say that you are seriously injured here to recover, the female slave... The female slave is really..."

Mi Li took the idiot's hand and cried. At this time, Tolan, who jumped from behind Mili, also came over. After seeing that the idiot and the bun were safe and sound, the worries that were hanging in my heart finally let go.

"Master, you haven't returned after so long, and your subordinates are really worried. After seeing that you are healthy now, the subordinates are also relieved. When Mili heard that Miss An said you were seriously injured here, She flew over in a hurry. But she had been looking around here for a long time, and she didn't find it until the volcano erupted here yesterday.

Seeing these two people flying here from the wind blowing the sand thousands of miles, the idiot couldn't help but nodded.

But when Mi Li was sobbing and pulling the sleeve of the idiot, the door of the wooden house, which had been closed since just now, suddenly opened.

Mia, walked out of the room. Today, she is wearing a simple pajamas. Although she is not draped, her lazy posture is a little more pretty. As soon as the door was opened, after seeing the idiot in front of her, Mili holding the idiot's arm, and the slender "woman" with a blue ponytail in the back, a playful look flashed in her eyes and nodded.

"Oh, it turned out to be Mr. Scum. Look at your current outfit... are you leaving?"

The idiot nodded, his face was silent and said: "Yes, so, I came to say..."

Snapped.

A slap was slapped heavily on the face of the idiot.

This palm is nothing to an idiot. But when Mili and Tolan saw it in the back, they couldn't help but be stunned.

"Oh, so you came to say goodbye? Then, I will give you another gift."

With that, Mia raised her hand again and slapped the idiot again.

After the two slaps, Mia blew a whistle, shook her hand, and again showed a gentle smile on her face, folded her hands on her knees, and nodded.

"Then, don't give it away. Come and play later."

Mia's reaction surprised the idiot slightly. Even the small bread is the same, so this little girl directly raised the sign-

"Sister Mia? Aren't you angry? 》

"Angry? What's your anger?"

Mia smiled, the expression on her face really didn't make any sense of anger after those two slaps.

"Because my brother last night..."

"No, no, actually, I should thank Mr. Scum."

Mia took a pair of scissors for cutting peppers from the wall of the room, stood up behind her back with her sister’s basket, and smiled—

"Actually, after the incident last night, I really knew how naive I was before. I was actually an ignorant and innocent girl, a wishful fool who knew nothing."

"After experiencing what happened last night, I thought about it alone for a long, long time. After that, I finally discovered that I misunderstood the world in many things."

"In this world, first love is actually used to wipe your ass. Many people pretend to be polite, but they have ulterior motives for you."

"In everything, you should keep an eye on it. Not just in love, but also in dealing with people. You should calculate your own gains and losses. Only when the sentiment is less than the gain, it is worthwhile to operate. Even so, You should also observe, pay attention at all times, and operate carefully."

"After all, my country girl rarely gains these experiences. Mr. Scum, I really thank you for being able to teach me this."

The idiot nodded and replied: "I am also very happy that you can learn this. However, your simplicity is still the most effective weapon. I hope you can use it more."

Mia smiled and said, "I will. After all, men like pure girls, right? I will make good use of my talent. By the way, since you are leaving, why not let us settle the account? ."

"account???"

"Ah, of course~~~"

Mia smiled, took out the notepad from her arms, opened it page by page, and said, "Although I am a stupid person, my memory is not bad. You have lived in my house for a month. I’ll calculate it according to the hotel in our village. The total is 1510 Sura. Well, for the sake of our friendship, this is 20% off. Besides, your kid ate my lava Chili, those chili peppers are all top quality. A small bottle of high-quality lava chili sauce can be bought in the market for 300 sura. I count your quality as average, count 250 sura for a bottle. After eating so many small breads, I don’t If you say too much, even if you have eaten three bottles. That way, the total is 2260 Sura. By the way, you bought me earrings, but you gave me earrings. Of course they can’t be counted in, right?”

"However, we are also true, and I am not a profiteer. You used to be self-reliant when you entered the night, cleaning, chopping wood, boiling water, milking, etc.. Calculate as a hired worker who covers board and lodging, an ordinary worker for a month The salary in the city is about 800 sura. But in the first two weeks you were recovering from your injury and you didn’t help much, so even if you’re 600 sura, it should be fine."

"Finally, it's my love money. Don't be surprised. I don't ask you for it, but I give it to you. After all, you gave me the good feeling of first love, so I think I should compensate you. 300 Sura, how about it?"

"Calculated like this, Sura 1,360. Please pay the bill, thank you."

The idiot looked at the bill that Mia handed over, then raised his head and looked at the girl’s simple and kind smile, and continued to calm his eyes...

...

Although, idiots can go to bed. But he is well aware of the consequences of not paying back the owed money.

In the underworld, if you owe money and don't pay it back, then even if you hide in the corners of the world, someone will definitely come to you. Now, who can say that Mia is still the innocent little girl? Who can guarantee that if she refuses to pay, she won't run over the mountains and rivers, wind and sand, and then pit herself?

It is a bad problem for many people to lose big because of small mistakes. But the idiot knows that this money cannot be saved.

I don't have that much. Tolan, honey pear, do you have any. "

"Uh...Master, we came out in a hurry and didn't bring so many..."

"Your Majesty... That... Me too..."

Mia looked at the three of them, waved, and said, "Forget it, let's go, you can use your clothes to pay off your debt. What valuable things do you have on you? Leave them all."

After thinking for a while, the idiot opened his travel bag. The tent inside, the time-guided explosive stone, the kettle, and compressed biscuits, sweat medicine, poison, medicine, syringes, ropes, handcuffs and fetters, pocket watches, changing clothes, etc., everything is handed over Mia. Then, the girl estimated the price, but it was not enough, so she could only take off her clothes. After he took off until only a pair of pants were left, the money was still not enough. There was no way. The clothes of the buns were good. Bring them in and take off the skirt and jacket. Give her a pair of torn clothes from her childhood, of course, the price should also be included.

After all these pieces of work, when the idiot, the small bread, the honey pear, and the good clothes on Tolan were almost all picked up, the account was finally flat. Mia held these clothes with a simple smile, waved at the idiot, and said--

"Thank you for your patronage, please come to play again when you have time, Mengyu Ranch will definitely welcome you by sweeping the couch~~~"

Mi Li hugged her slightly slick body, because there were too many exposed places, she just turned into a dragon and lay down outside the wooden house. Mia was not surprised at seeing Mili transforming, she still waved her hand and said goodbye.

"Sister Mia, are you...really don't hate Ba Ba?" And there is...you obviously like Ba Ba so much"

Little Bread raised the sign, a little confused.

In response, Mia took out the idiot's pocket watch, looked at it, and smiled—

"Well, probably because I know it. Handsome, gentle, rich, and capable people are not necessarily Prince Charming, they may be scum."

"But Baba riding a dragon, is it also scum? 》

"Of course~~~ The one who rides the dragon may not be the devil, and it may be a pervert. Right?"

At this moment, Bread was stunned.

But Mia smiled, her simple smile seemed brighter than the sunshine in the sky...A