v5 Chapter 72： , Master

072, master

The idiot's breathing is very steady, very smooth.

His mood is probably as stable as his expression and breathing, without any abruptness.

At this moment, the idiot slowly walked on the way to the palace. The interval between his steps is exactly the same. Shows his inner firmness and conviction.

Of course, there is shamelessness.

An idiot is a shameless person.

But for the sewer rat, the concept of shameless never appeared in his mind.

Shameless, cunning, dangerous, despicable. This is the most unique talent cultivated by people like him. It is something he is deeply proud of.

so now.

He was also about to show his shamelessness and despicableness and head to the palace to get what he wanted.

In the tree hall hall, above the luxurious and green throne, Le Zheng was discussing matters with his two courtiers. After seeing the idiots coming in, he waved and walked off the throne.

"Did I disturb you, Your Majesty."

The idiot bowed to the king and after saluting, Le smiled slightly, raised his head, and looked behind the idiot.

Of course, he will be disappointed.

"It's nothing, it's just a small matter. My brother has always refused to come out to see me, and even only a few specified people are allowed to send in. Once he comes out to see people, he will unreasonably make some very unreasonable demands. . I was a little bit painful because of him. By the way, after all, how did things go?"

"Your Majesty, I am here today to tell you a great news."

The idiot was solemn and said slowly——

"I have fulfilled your request. Now, please go and tell the second prince that he will marry the national teacher of this country at the ceremony in ten days."

Le couldn't believe it. He looked at the idiot in a daze, as if thinking he had heard it wrong?

How can this be? The alchemist who has been serving Moon Shadow before he was born...his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather have been incomparably míng Ling Shao nv, really just like this... Will he become his own brother-in-law?

"Ah... Boss, it's not like that joke. Anyway..."

"Please tell me to go down and prepare for two wedding ceremonies at the ceremony. The first of these will be extremely luxurious and noble. I hope that anyone with a decent face in the entire Moon Shadow Empire will attend this wedding ceremony. The best tailor will cut and groom the bride’s wedding gown. This is the best reward for the bride and the best choice for your brother to successfully marry a beautiful woman."

Looking at the idiot's serious expression now, Le finally understood that this was not a joke.

In fact, his boss never seemed to make a joke. And since I knew him until now, everything he has done has been so jīng and decisive. There were no errors in any decisions issued. Such a person, what reason does he have to doubt his decision?

"Then... OK. I will do the first wedding. Then, we will now find the best tailor to customize the dress for the bride. Um... Let's meet the national teacher first, and tailor her figure. Right?"

Le said, turned around, and asked someone to call the best tailor and surveyor in the country. But at this moment, the idiot stopped him in time.

"No. I already know the figure of the bride. Your Majesty, you just need to find the best tailor."

"You already know the size?" Le was taken aback, without knowing what an idiot meant for a while, and quickly asked, "So, how much?"

The idiot compared with his hand, covered his iōng mouth, and said, "The first is iōng surrounding."

Le quickly called the nv servant next to her and asked her to record it.

"Well, iōng Wai?"

"Okay, iōng around?????"

The idiot ignored Le's horrified look at the moment, but continued to say--

"Waist, 20C."

Le: "Slow down, boss, what is...20C? National Master... I have seen the National Master of Grape, so... how is that possible?"

Idiot Wai. Well, my fiancee's circumference is very full, 100C. The height...about 120C. I hope to have the best tailor to achieve this best wedding. Oh, yes, this is a photo of my fiancee, you can use it as a reference for tailors. "

As he said, the idiot took a photo from his arms. When Le took the photo and saw the square chair with a bow on it, the corner of his mouth twitched. Then, the king looked around and whispered to the ear of the idiot and said--

"Boss, is it funny?"

"Do you look like me."

The idiot's eyes were still stern and decisive. After leaving Le completely speechless, he spoke again--

"Don't say I rob you, in fact, this wedding you must be more perfect than when you were married. It is even more perfect. As a groom, I will watch you completely for this wedding for me. Grand degree. If there is a little mistake, I will never let you go. Did you understand it?"

When these words were said, the icy cold from the idiot's eyes completely knocked Lei down. He couldn't help but ōu twitched, and immediately nodded, eagerly stuffing the photo in his hand to the nv servant on the side, asking her to take the bride's three data and find the best tailor.

"Boss, I... can't my mind give me some reminders? Tell me, what is going on now?"

"As a man, you have to give your wife the best and most perfect wedding. As someone who comes by, you should be able to understand."

The idiot waved his hand, leaving behind a very chic back, with both hands, he slowly left the palace.

(Human kid, do you think...should I laugh or continue to play serious with you?)

Walking on the road, Dim Mie finally opened his eyes after holding back for so long, looking at the idiot with a little playful look.

And the idiot continued to walk on the street with a good sense of self, and didn't mean to pay attention to the sword.

(Well, human kid, actually I think it’s too sloppy for us to do the wedding ceremony of the dignified Demon Emperor. You think, this is the wedding of the Demon Emperor’s emperor. How many kids in the world want to come to attend The wedding of the century between you and that chair? I think, I am afraid that through the ages, among all the emperors... even among all the dimensional creatures, you are considered the most powerful and shocking wedding.)

The idiot squeezed his chin and nodded: "Thank you."

Dimie smiled, and continued to say——

(So, we can’t do it simply. We should announce the whole sad continent, all humans, jīng spirits, dwarves, mermaids, golems, orcs, etc., etc., and hold a show here for everyone I’m all at ease for the most luxurious and grandest wedding. I have experience in marriage. Your predecessor has been married no less than 120 times in his life. Every time is more than half of them. My idea)

moron

(Hey, how about this time. Let’s perform an opera-like wedding. Your mímung bride is alone in a church that is slightly broken but full of all kinds of uāhuis. Waiting alone. Then, you, Prince Charming, slowly descended from the sky, descended in front of your chair bride, and dedicated her a deep ěn. How? I think this ěn scene is completely comparable to the best Comic classic picture. Oh, yes, I have an idea. In order to show that we are the devil’s **** and indecent, you just pull out your beautiful chair’s wedding dress at the wedding site, and then in front of all the audience , How about the behavior of beeping forcibly on it? Hey, this is a really good idea. It fully embodies your shamelessness and indecentness, as well as your despicable thoughts and the essence of being able to overthrow anything.)

The idiot didn't make a sound. When Dimie was talking about this, he suddenly threw out the sword, staring at the pupil of this black magic blade.

"Maybe, I should put you in that chair."

(Hahaha okay, come on human kid, if you really do this, then I can at least guarantee one thing, that is, from now on I will never shut up again, I will be bothered forever and ever Torturing you. And, after I have completely eroded your mind, I assure you that the first thing I do after I control your body is definitely to dance hula dance in front of your confidantes and control you Believe it or not?)

The enthusiasm of the dark is coming, no matter what else, as long as it can fight with the idiot, its interest will be extremely high. But the idiot just accepts it when he sees it, and he is not interested in continuing to quarrel with this guy. Because now, he has to do the next thing.

He raised his head and looked at the large classroom between the towering tree canopies. The bloated tree house still felt the same joy as when I first saw it. Two more steps, you can see above the tree house, Grape holding his knees, looking sadly at the crowd coming and going down. The mirror shadow on the side stood aside very competently, standing still like a guard.

(If you are a scumbag, then that guy is a person.)

An Mie glanced at the mirror image standing beside Grape, hehe sneered twice, and said in the idiot's mind——

(Mankind’s methods of picking up girls are ever-changing. Although there are several central ideas, there are so many different things. If you are not careful, you are very likely to be deceived and cannot escape.)

The idiot glanced at the red eyes on his hands, and said nothing. But Dimie smiled twice, and continued--

(Human kid, do you want to compare it with me? See who we two are, first to see how loyal and honest Mr. Mirror Shadow actually hides what horrible tricks?)

(I'm not interested.)

(I’m not interested? Hey, hey, I watched a great beauty just want to go into the tiger’s mouth, and he was sent in by yourself. Don’t you have anything to say? If you change to an ordinary person, you must have coveted it. Qimei tried her best to get this jīng spiritual beauty into her bag~~)

Seeing that the idiot was still unmoved, Dimie felt somewhat boring. However, just when it hummed twice and was about to say something else, the idiot spoke in time and interrupted it--

(Then, I will take her to my tree house, do you agree?)

Cut, what does it matter to me who you take to your room? )

(…………But it seems that you are a little taboo about the jīng spirit race.)

The magic sword closed its eyes and said like a rascal--

(Of course it will be taboo. After all, the jīng spirits have never been on my side in previous wars. Even if I host one of them, they will attack our demon camp. This kind of pure magical creature is really a headache. I really don’t like it very much. From the very beginning, I felt that the proud second prince and this gentle mirror envoy are the same person, and I am the same person. Seeing the spirits, I can’t wait to tear them to pieces, I can’t stand it at all.)

The Annihilation is still there, and since the idiot refuses to speak, it should be just as easy as possible. Of course, this second prince's majesty played the two corners of the jīng color drama, which is more worthy of his good taste. By the way, pick up and laugh at the low IQ of human beings.

By the way, I also laughed at the jīng spirit who was deceived by this low IQ human being, and satisfied my hopes for revenge.

(Speaking of which, the acting of the second prince is really frustrating. He thought that everything he did was perfect, but in fact he unknowingly broke a lot of things out. He thought he was hiding well. , But I’m afraid anyone with a snack will be able to figure out how clumsy his acting is, and it’s hard to stand it.)

(Take the first time we met. The image of a sedan chair Yang Bahu's son is really shocking. I thought I could finally see some good shows this time. But who would have thought, he said first When I said a word, I immediately violent my identity.)

(Haha, as the second prince who trapped himself in the room for half a year, he was able to come out, and when he saw our apricot princess, he immediately knew that she was apricot? This is really strange. You know, ours Princess Apricot’s eyes are inconvenient. If he confirms his identity through someone’s introduction, as long as he is a normal person, he will definitely remember the characteristic of Apricot blindness in both eyes.)

(But ah, after our little apricot became a vanity demon, she had no problem walking. She walked up to the second prince so easily. Without any blindness, the second prince was confirmed. She is Princess Apricot? Ha, that's funny)

(You know, there were three people at the time. Walnut, your little girl, and apricot. The apparent ages of the three people are 17, 16, and 15. If you don’t know it beforehand, anyone should After the introduction, the identity of the three can be distinguished. And he can see through it at a glance, there is only one reason.)

(That's because he knew the three of us. And after we entered the Moon Shadow Empire, the only person we knew was the Mirror Shadow Messenger. Hehehe, he originally wanted to use this to develop his IQ. But In my opinion, it is so naive, rubbish)

The idiot continued to look over the tree house, where the man who claimed to be the "Mirror Shadow" had begun to sit down beside Grape and began to whisper. The handsome face was set against the alchemy lamp on the tree next to it, making it softer and more manly. From a distance, it is really a handsome man and a pretty nv.

(But on the other hand, I admire this man's perseverance a bit. In order to do this play well, he actually dormant for two years. As a pick-up girl, he is also a good material.)

(On the one hand, he started to change his normalcy, let his second prince’s reputation begin to decline rapidly, and did a lot of excessive things. On the other hand, he took the opportunity of locking himself in the room to disguise a little, Acting as a new man outside, gradually approaching this jīng Ling girl. I think he should have known the various diseases of this jīng Ling girl a long time ago? And how to deal with these diseases has become a big headache for him , After all, really want to talk about shamelessness, talk about despicableness, he is far behind yours in case~~~)

Dim Mi smiled, blinked, and continued to say——

(So, he began to think about how to solve these diseases. After thinking about it, he seemed to think of the stag's envoy. That is, our group. After learning about the situation of the wind and sand from the old four who came back, he Immediately apply to become a foreign official and come to the stag. Then, bring another bō person back here. I think his whole plan should be like this.)

(First, pretend to be crazy in front of you. Let your image of him fall to the bottom. Then, looking at his old brother's doting, the second prince probably guessed that you will be sent out to solve the lot of jīng spirits. Psychological illness. It can be resolved, of course. If it can’t be resolved, he should let you "accidentally" break the chair, and try to instill negative impressions about yourself.)

(What? After that? It's very simple. The meticulous care of the ordinary male protagonist Jingying finally touched the heart of the desperate young man. Especially when the younger brother of the ruler of this country coveted himself. , She is more likely to feel that this gentle man beside her is too good for herself. Just add some correct methods to coax nv kids, and then things will come naturally.)

(Then, it is the complete subversion of the impression. Tell her her identity "inadvertently". The so-called "contrast" is especially shocking and shocking. Especially when the other person has always been considered a bad person. , When you suddenly discover that he is a good person, you will feel that the other person is even more good. A kind person has almost no shortcomings in his body. I am afraid that almost all nv kids will mistakenly believe that the rumors are just rumors, and they are not real The second prince, sound. In this way, the use of the contrast between identity and impression will immediately increase people’s favorability to a very high level. Well, in terms of picking up girls, the behavior of the second prince can be considered very good. High, very high.) F