The air is very hot, and the big sun in the sky continues to evaporate to see the water in the entire Dream Town.
In this kind of weather, the beer is constantly being supplied like free boiled water, barrel after barrel, and the speed of elimination is incredible.
The idiot still watched the celebrations below from the balcony. At this time, with the loud sound of Dania's bagpipes, a group of women's singing and dancing team has begun to tour along the road. Although their movements are not too professional, this team is mostly composed of aunts and aunts and there is not much "hue" at all. But it is still possible to make people around with beer mugs shout loudly and whistle to stir up the atmosphere here.
That is, when the idiot was looking bored at the parade here, a petite figure occasionally interspersed in the crowd, and quickly flashed into the alley over there.
That figure... is it? !
Without saying anything, the idiot immediately stepped on the guardrail and jumped onto the opposite roof, slid down the gap between the houses, and fell to the ground. He followed the figure into the alley, and just in time, he saw a little **** with a short tail wagging by.
No need to doubt, the idiot's steps immediately accelerated and rushed forward. It was the moment he came to the corner and was about to turn...
bump!
That little figure stood on the other side of the corner like this. The idiot's footsteps didn't stabilize, and he naturally slammed into the soft body, and threw the opponent to the ground.
After a round of rolling, the injury on the idiot's stomach began to ache again.
He gritted his teeth and slowly opened his eyes. It can be felt that the small body in his arms slowly raised his head, opened his eyes, and looked at the idiot.
The eyes are facing each other, at this moment, the hot atmosphere of August seems to have disappeared.
The idiot lay on his back on the ground, looking at the doe sitting on his stomach. Looking at the petite body and at the slender neck and the small face...
Between the palms, there was a softness.
This kind of touch made the idiot feel a little comfortable, so he subconsciously stretched out his hand and squeezed it.
But with this pinch, the little doe in his arms suddenly screamed and jumped away! Bai Ji felt a little confused for a while, but when he looked at the little doe who hesitated and trembled over there, turned and licked his back and looked at his palm, he finally understood the reason.
His hand just now accidentally pressed it on its breast.
That small, soft and full touch, there is no doubt that he has violated its domain.
A doe in estrus can be said to be very sensitive all over, especially the **** that produce milk. And he touched it so indifferently, and squeezed the little doe and turned his head, no longer watching the idiot continue to lick the hair on his back like a self-pity. After hesitating for a moment, the idiot slowly stood up, exhaled, and said, "After so many days, why are you down now?"
The little doe's licking of fur stopped abruptly.
It turned its head away again, and its big eyes stared at the idiot.
It can be seen that her two hind legs are still kicking constantly, and her whole body appears to be trembling slightly. Obviously, its estrus period has not yet passed.
"Hoo..." There is no way.
The idiot shook his head and hooked his finger at the little doe. Turned around and walked towards the street outside.
The little doe also immediately followed, biting the idiot's clothes, and followed closely. A feeling of being afraid of being lost.
On the street, the lively atmosphere continued.
In such a festive celebration, there is no shortage of rare animals brought by many people here to play with each other and make gestures.
The little doe followed the idiot, biting his sleeve for fear of getting lost. But its big eyes are constantly looking at the unfamiliar surroundings, which seems very interesting.
Enter the coffee room and feel the cool wind. The idiot ordered an ice cream and placed it in front of the little doe.
If the estrus in the past few days can be suppressed by these things, then this time...
The idiot drank the ice water, but it turned cold in his sight.
Because the little doe in front of him was uncharacteristic and didn't touch the ice cream.
It just quietly looked at the double **** of ice cream in front of it, neither sticking out its tongue nor moving anymore...
The idiot also put down the water cup in his hand and continued to stare at the little doe.
The little doe's expression also appeared very restrained, and the shaking of her body continued.
What happened to it?
The idiot glanced at the double **** of ice cream placed in front of the house, and said, "Is it unappetizing?
So, let's have something light. Waiter, bring me some fresh vegetables"
"Muu!"
Before the idiot's words were finished, suddenly, the little doe seemed to be crazy, suddenly raised her hooves and jumped onto the brown seat, kicking off the ice cream cup and the idiot's water cup. Papa, the glass smashed into pieces on the ground, and the ice cream inside was scattered all over the floor.
The hustle and bustle of the *coffee room was quiet for an instant, and everyone turned their heads to look at the little doe.
The little doe raised her head, her ears pricked up high. After seeing so many people around him staring at him, it jumped off the sofa abruptly, and rushed out of the coffee room without saying a word, not knowing where it went.
"Hey!"
The idiot immediately took out the money and put it on the table and chased it out. Only the surprised Yue Guang and the quiet comments of a large group of people behind him.
"Hey!"
Leaving the coffee shop, the heat outside made the sweaty idiot feel the transpiration again. He looked around, and after seeing the flash of the little doe in the crowd on the right, he immediately withdrew, separated the crowd, and rushed over.
What exactly happened here?
What happened here? !
The idiot felt that it seemed necessary for him to know what was going on in it, not only for the little doe, but also for the sixth sword that he had not learned yet! From these animals that can use Six Swords, there is likely to be an answer that you want to know!
The idiot's footsteps were fast, and the wounds on his body did not block his speed too much. After turning a few turns, he saw that the little doe stopped and stood there.
"call…………"
The idiot was relieved and greeted him. But after he approached, "Ouch! Look at you, there is a cute little doe here!"
In front of the little doe, the three big men with beer glasses in their hands looked at it drunkly, their mouths full of smirks. There was some fear in the eyes of this little doe, and her body couldn't help but shrink back.
"Hehehe, what a cute little guy. Okay! We'll have grilled tender venison tonight! Now it's deer's estrus period, the gravy is very tender!"
"Hahaha, you are so cruel, you want to eat something when you see it. Okay! Now that you are ready to cook, then I will catch it!"
A middle-aged man with a bald head and a very wretched look approached the little doe with a smile on his face and stretched out his hands. As he stretched out, he smiled and said, "Come on, dear, go to a good place with uncle. After you get to that place, uncle promises that you are dying, and you are in a comfortable mess."
Is there anyone around to help that little doe?
nobody.
People around looked at this scene as if they hadn't seen it at all. Or, just watching the change with a smile while watching a good show, without any intention of coming to help.
I looked at the people around me, and then at the big salty wet hand reaching out to me! Suddenly, the deer bowed and popped forward. It hit the wretched uncle's belly heavily.
"Woo! His grandma's, such a cheap beast, dare to confront me?!"
I don't know if it was too frightening, the little doe's power was not fully utilized. So that wretched man was not seriously injured.
After the pain, the wretched smile on his face immediately turned into anger, and he opened his hands directly, hugged the little doe's neck, and hugged it in his arms.
"Mu! Mu!"
The little doe exclaimed, moving her limbs, trying to break free. But its strength is too small and too small, it is impossible to break free from the big man's bear hug! Just after the big man stretched out a hand, grabbed it by its chest, and lifted it up horizontally, the little doe finally screamed, soft and unable to move.
Can anyone... come and save it?
nobody.
Looking at the pedestrians around, no one would do such a thing, offending the three drunk men who looked vicious and arrogant for a doe.
What will happen to this little doe?
I believe no one will care.
Who cares about the chastity of a deer? Even in the next second, these three drunk men swayed their bodies and walked to a love hotel over there indiscriminately. I believe, no one will say anything more...
"stop."
But after all, there were still people standing in front of the three big men.
A man with a cold face, a man with darkness and coldness in his eyes.
He stood in front of these three people, and spoke slowly with the voice that seemed to come from the depths of hell.
"Put it down. It's mine."
"Huh? Is it yours?"
Seeing the idiot, being held in his arms by the big man, and the little doe, whose **** were squeezed by the big man's rough palms, couldn't help but exclaimed for help. The big man stared at the idiot in front of him after glancing at the doe in his arms.
"What you say is yours? I can still say that it is my gun friend! Anyway, I am over 40 years old and have not been married, and I have never touched my mother. Today, I just happened to run into an in heat, I No matter what!"
Obviously, this big guy is very drunk. The two companions next to him frowned and said softly, "Hey, you are not afraid of being scolded by your sister-in-law when you say this? There is such a wife who is like huā and jade in the house, and you want to get a deer? "
"You need to control it! I like it!"
The big man continued to look at the idiot with a drunken gaze, and continued: "Anyway, I was hit to death by this guy. I can't just let it go! Don't put it on the bed. Let me vent, I am not a real man!"
At the moment, the big man's speech aroused a crowd of onlookers. Everyone was half-opened, dumbfounded. After he said this declaration, there was a burst of thunderous applause.
Thank you, thank you all! "
The big man seemed to be praised, holding the doe while bowing to everyone. After that, he looked at the idiot in front of him with the appearance of a winner.
Idiot, let out a sigh of relief.
He looked at the begging eyes of the doe in the big man's arms, and after a moment of silence, "So I understand."
The idiot stretched out his left hand, spread it out, and slowly said,
"I can understand that as a man who hasn't been married for so many years. I am hungry and thirsty. It is not incomprehensible to want to vent.
The idiot sighed and continued to...
"But brother, I want to say something. You haven't found a suitable partner for so many years. Didn't you find some reason in yourself?"
The big man froze for a moment, and didn't know how to answer for a while.
"Everyone is very different. I think there must be many people in your life who have told you that you must change yourself. If you can't change society, then you must change yourself."
The big man nodded, and before he knew it, he seemed to be attracted by the sincere attitude of the idiot and waited to listen.
"But this kind of theory is completely nonsense." "The goddess created human beings of all kinds in order to fill the world with different colors. People of different personalities exist in this world to make this world so interesting. Wonderful. If everyone wants to be the same as everyone else, then why did the goddess create such a diverse world? Allow yourself to change to adapt to this society? This is simply the biggest insult to the beautiful and noble goddess."
Wow!
After the diamond rain fell with the voice of the idiot, it fell in mid-air.
Obviously, the little doe didn't know what was going on with her big eyes, looking at the idiot shining in the diamond rain, and for a while, she looked crazy.
The idiot breathed out a little, and he opened his palms, with the glittering gems in his palms. Seeing the brilliant luster blooming in the gem, he continued, "The difference between people is not a sin, but a normal need. Uncle, if you don’t have a partner, it doesn’t mean that the world cannot tolerate you but lies in the fundamentals. No one can understand you. Everyone thinks they want to get along well with others and obliterate their own uniqueness. Who wants to be with a maverick?"
As he spoke, the big man suddenly loosened his fingers and the wine glass in his hand fell to the ground. He blushed and his face was full of alcohol, but he whimpered and said,
"Yes, yes! What should I do? You tell me, what should I do? Boy!"
"Before telling you what to do, I will ask you, what exactly are you?"
The big man froze for a moment, and said: "Me? I am..."
"You are a person. At the same time, you are a man."
The idiot directly stretched out his finger, pointed at the big man's eyebrows, and said solemnly: "As a man in this world, who is most likely to know you?"
The big man tilted his head, and after a while, he said with a calm face: "That's a woman."
"Wrong, so wrong!"
The idiot's expression was still serious, he shouted,
"As a man, who knows men better? I ask you, can women understand the feeling of the lower body? Can women understand the masculinity of men?!"
"This...this..."
"Only a man can understand you. It is not a woman or a doe. Listen to my words, only men are the ones who can truly understand you. This world creates differences, and this difference is also positive. It was created by the great goddess in order for men to understand men better and women to understand women better, the greatest creation in the world! But we humans pretend to think that male and female match is the right way, so we will anger that A kind goddess, she vowed to destroy our world!"
Wow!
Another rain of diamonds fell from the sky with the voice of an idiot. The idiot standing in the rain of diamonds, with a serious expression, looked so sacred at this moment! That brilliant luster reflected every expression of his. At that moment, people seemed to see the saints descending into this world!
"So... so... so...!" The big man let go, and the doe in his arms finally broke free, jumping behind the idiot in three or two steps and hiding.
And this big man raised his head and said with a awakened expression, "It turns out that only men can understand me. It turns out that only my brother can fill the void in my heart! I understand how wrong I was before. I actually think that men and women are the real match! There is nothing wrong between men and men, and it is true that only men and men can have such a tacit understanding!"
Therefore, the drunk-eyed man turned his head abruptly and stared at his two friends who were also drunk. The two friends were originally half drunk, but when the big man turned his head to look at them, they were half drunk, but they woke up immediately.
"What do you...say you want to do? Don't come over!"
"I warn you, don't come over! Calm down, calm down!"
With a snap, the big man tore his pants open and rushed at his two friends.
And the horrified expressions of those two friends now...
The idiot shook his head, turned around calmly, stretched out his hand, and covered the eyes of the little doe.
After all, the scene happening there now is not what such an innocent and innocent doe can see.