C23

When the man heard what I said, his attitude became better. "What about that beauty you got yourself?"

I chuckled, "Boss, don't worry. I don't have any other abilities, but there is one thing that I will definitely do." "Please tell me your name so that I can burn it to you."

Hearing my words, the man became happy. But he hid it well, sat up straight and said earnestly, "My name is Mighty Miracle God, I am a member of the Heaven Realm's Discipline Inspection Committee. I was assigned by the God Emperor to come down and investigate your High-grade Magic Weapon."

I nodded my head. What the Sun Lao'er had said had finally arrived.

"Hehe, don't worry boss, I will definitely cooperate well, and quickly find the guy who gave the Magic Weapon to me, not only me, but also my one hundred and twenty million permanent ghost Netherworld, I will also work hard to cooperate with boss."

Mighty Miracle God nodded, "En, it's best if you have this kind of filial piety."

F * ck, I remember now. When Great Sage Sun caused a ruckus in the Heavenly Court, he was beaten badly by Great Sage Sun. And now you're here with me again. Forget it, who asked him to be the leader of a task force sent by his superior, I'll take it.

Mighty Miracle God took out a neutral pen and a soft leather notebook from his pocket, "Then I'll give you a statement. Tell me everything that happened that day, and I won't forget it at all."

I nodded and said to the Black and White Impermanence, "I have something on, so I won't be going to work today. You guys can go back to work first!"

With the leader around, it wasn't good for me to say anything. I nodded my head and went to collect my soul.

"Boss, you have to be the judge for me." With a sullen face, I shouted the opening words. I told him everything that had happened that day, emphasizing how cunning and crafty the middle-aged aunt who hugged the dog was. How she deceived me was seen through by my cleverness. In the end, due to a moment of carelessness, she had fallen into the trap of hugging a dog for dear life. That was the result she had obtained today.

Mighty Miracle God absentmindedly recorded everything that happened, read through it a few more times, then closed the book and said, "Let's not delay this any further. Lead the way immediately, we will go meet the middle-aged dog hugging lady."

How could I dare not agree? I brought Mighty Miracle God out the door, and this fellow picked up a 28 year old Flying Pigeon, "Do you want me to take you or you take me?"

I looked at his small physique and thought better of it. If I tired him out, I'd still have trouble. "I'll take you," I said, and took the bike.

After pedalling on the car for a bit, Mighty Miracle God followed and jumped on the car, "Be careful when riding, don't turn the pedal upside down, the chain on my car will fall off easily."

As I rode, I asked, "Hey boss, why don't you switch to a better car, Zhao Gongming is driving all 760 cars."

Mighty Miracle God said, "I am a disciplinary official, and have to pay attention to my influence. Furthermore, I work in Heaven Realm and this body is not used often."

"Hurry up and let me burn a Mercedes for you, and you can show off in the sky." I started to bribe again.

"How can that be okay, I am not the kind of person you think I am —" Mighty Miracle God had a face of willingness, but kept on saying that.

"What's wrong with that? It's a little bit of a brother for me," I said.

"Aiya, it's not like driving in the sky anymore. It's like riding to work again. Don't give this car to me, I don't want it either!"

"Okay, I'll burn a Ferghana horse for you tomorrow morning," I said.

"I've already told you, I won't take it. Don't ruin the work of our cadres," I saw that although Mighty Miracle God said that he didn't want to take it, but without looking at his expression and tone, there were ten million of them. If you dare not give it up, I will kill you.

After circling around the park for a few rounds, he still couldn't find the place where I bought the beer, "I say, do you really not know or do you want to become the second son of the king?"

I hastily smiled apologetically. "How could I? How could I be Second Young Master Wang? I really can't find a place," I said as I stopped the car. After getting off the car with Mighty Miracle God, I pointed to a patch of grass by the side of the road and said, "I clearly bought beer from this place that day."

I scratched my head as I said that. "But when I came that day, this place was a row of shops. Why did it become a square when I came back?"

Mighty Miracle God looked at me with a straight face, as if he was trying to decide whether I was speaking the truth or not. After a long while, he said, "You must have been tricked by that hugging dog auntie."

I sullenly said, "Boss, there won't be any side effects, right?"

The Mighty Miracle God frowned, "That won't happen, but the clues have been cut off."

"Then what should we do?" I asked.

Mighty Miracle God shook his head, then looked at me and began to put on an act. "I think this is a bit difficult," he rubbed his hands together as he said this, "You don't conform to the rules. As for the Celestial Emperor, it's hard for me to speak up for you …"

I gritted my teeth, "How about a Rola Takizawa, an empty Cang Jing and a Ferghana Horse? That Rola Takizawa can only be bought with two hundred thousand yuan. "

Mighty Miracle God: "Who do you think I am? "I'm not the kind of person you think I am!"

I continued to raise the bar. "Another villa, plus a British housekeeper and a Filipino servant —"

Mighty Miracle God slightly nodded his head, but said: "I already said, I'm not that kind of person!"

"I'll burn it for you tomorrow morning!" "No," I said.

Mighty Miracle God: "Then I'll go back first, of course there's me on the side of the Heavenly Emperor, this dog carrying old lady will be listed as a wanted criminal in Heaven Realm, you've been deceived by her, you can just do it the next time," After saying that he gave me a deep look, "Don't burn my things for me tomorrow morning, otherwise I'll be truly angry!"

I don't even know how I died tomorrow if I believe you.

After quickly saying a few more words of flattery, my attitude dropped very low. Only then did Mighty Miracle God take his pigeon from my hand in satisfaction, slipped away a few times, and got on the carriage.

Thinking back to how Mighty Miracle God was acting today, I immediately understood that this fellow didn't come here to investigate, but to scam me.

After sending off the Mighty Miracle God, I stared at the park in a daze.

It was too late. It was almost midnight. I didn't take a taxi and slipped back alone. Only after walking a few steps did he remember that it was not dinner yet. Fortunately, it wasn't too far away. He bought two meat buns from a night market stall on the roadside and walked as he ate. This time, he ate a big stuffed bun and would occasionally change to a meat bun.

After passing by the resplendent, he realized that the atmosphere today was a little strange. The entrance was no longer filled with cars and cars like it used to be. There weren't many girls in the street. Instead, they were all bullies. Some of these hoodlums were even holding onto steel pipes or something.

Let me see, Brother Loong is planning something today. Just a few dozen people are standing outside, and I don't know how many of them are inside.

I saw that this had nothing to do with me, so I turned around and prepared to return to the store. The aftereffects of this sleep lasted until noon. He just wanted to go back to sleep. He stuffed the last of the meat bun into his mouth and prepared to leave. Grandmother, the cake is too dry, choking me to the point of rolling my eyes.

At this moment, three people appeared opposite me. They saw me and I saw them. Sigh, it's hard to explain in a single sentence.

I used to work for the finance department, and one of the fat guys is already out there. There was also a thin man and a short man. The fat guy walked in the middle with a family bucket in his hand and the two guys on both sides holding onto a large cup of cola. From time to time, he would drag some food out of the family vat.

After all, they did know each other, and I don't blame them for switching to another company. The three of them walked up to me. Each of them had a steel pipe under their feet.

"Otaku, it's you, kid," the skinny man walked over and patted me on the shoulder as if he saw his little brother. F * ck, is there anyone who would talk to their big brother like that? Although I'm the big brother of the past, I'm still the big brother. Don't forget, I was the one who taught you guys how to mix with society.

That's what I thought, but now I was choking and rolling my eyes. I wasn't in the mood to talk to them. Both of his hands clawed wildly, and it was unknown which one of them was holding the cola cup. He could not care so much anymore. He dragged it over and took off the lid. Then, he drank it all in one go. Then, a stream of air came gushing in and poured it all in. Finally, the piece of cake was sucked into his stomach.

Comfortable. The world is beautiful again. Just as he was about to speak to the three of them, he suddenly let out a "eh" and burped. The corner of his mouth was slightly spicy. Lowering his head to look in the cup, he saw that it was actually a real Coke without ice. I said how to drink the air drills in my stomach.

"Where did you buy this cola? The employees of the fast food restaurants are having a fit, yet they don't want to add it …" "Ugh …" "Ice —" Another burp.

The three of them stared at me for a long time before the fatty shook his head and said in a pained tone, "Ai, it seems that you haven't eaten for a few days already!"

F * ck, you haven't eaten in days, your whole family hasn't eaten in days. Now I want to take the ten thousand dollars out of my pocket and hit him in the face. Have you ever seen anyone with ten thousand dollars in his pocket who can't bear to eat for a few days?

I puffed out my chest, purposely revealing the new Adibas symbol on my T-shirt. I let them see, but they didn't notice that I had changed my equipment.

The skinny man pulled at Fatty. "Let's go, don't talk to such a waste —"

The fatty and the short man could not bear to eat anymore. They looked at each other, and the fatty handed over his family bucket. "Eat –"

The skinny man was unwilling to do so. "Why do you two care about him? Back then, he was young and ignorant, and didn't know much about the world. He really did treat him like a boss. Look at him, he doesn't even look like one."

I am now a rich man and a deity. How could he possibly ignore an amateur delinquent like this? He looked into the family barrel and saw that there was only a handful of chips left.