Chapter 371： Nervous duel

A headshot bullet is certainly not enough to stop Deadpool’s actions, but within a few seconds, Deadpool’s pulpy head was restored to its original shape. Although he has a very serious tendency to masochistic, it does not mean that he is accustomed to being beaten. Without changing hands, the ninja sword in his hand slashed at the clown violently in the next second.

The sharp blade of the katana sharply chopped the silver revolver in the clown's hand in half, but Harley Quinn in the passenger seat also picked up a heavy machine gun and stretched it over.

"Oh, it's magnificent, I mean those two **** on your chest..."

Before Deadpool's sexual harassment was over, the heavy machine gun in Halle's hand spit out fierce flames at nearly zero distance from him, and the stormy bullets shot Deadpool's body into a tattered and dirty rag. , But obviously Deadpool himself didn't care about this kind of treatment, and he always took all the offenses from the clown and Halle in a leisurely manner.

"Can't you understand? I'm dead. No! You see, even if I shoot me in the head, uh!" As Deadpool said, he actually took out a pistol and shot him in the temple. The bullet shot from one side and came out from the other side and penetrated the entire brain of Deadpool, causing him to lose his strength and collapse on the seat.

Even in this situation, Deadpool waved his hands mischievously and said, "Ah! It's okay, I'm okay! Give me a few seconds, Dengdeng! Resurrect with full blood!"

"Mr. J, what should we do?" Hallie was obviously frightened by the amazing ability of Deadpool, and looked at the clown worriedly, but only looked at the face of the clown laughing wildly with excitement and impatience.

"Isn't this-great? Ahahaha..." The clown stretched his hand to the petals on his chest and gently pressed a button, "A delicious meal, let me add some seasoning for you Feed it."

Before Deadpool could understand what was going on, a strong corrosive acid rushed toward his face, corroding his red hood completely, and of course ruining his face under the mask.

Deadpool covered his face and wailed: "Oh, my handsome and beautiful face, awful, I am going to be disfigured! Wait, my face is already bad..."

So Deadpool let go of the fingers that covered his face, revealing his ugly face like a toothed ****, but once again scared Hallie Huarong pale. He slammed a punch into the clown's face, causing the clown's head to come into close contact with the steering wheel.

The steering wheel was hit with a three-hundred-eighty-degree rotation, causing the clown car to directly drift for a large amount, and then rushed out of the highway guardrail and rolled into the air.

In the tumbling carriage, the three of them continued their fierce offensive and defensive battles. Deadpool took out two guns and fired frantically against the clown and Halle. The bullets wiped out infinite sparks in the narrow carriage and splashed out. The blood stained every piece of glass.

When the car finally fell to the ground, only the clown and Deadpool climbed out of the car, and Harley Quinn passed out directly in the clown car. This is not a big problem. With the armor of the clown car that can't even be destroyed by the tank's main gun, it is impossible to detonate because of this small fall.

Although the clown is still full of energy, the damage done by Deadpool on his body is always unconcealable, and Deadpool's injuries seem to have been dead for more than a dozen times, but he quickly recovered under the action of the self-healing factor. , And it won’t take long to resurrect in situ.

Deadpool was lying on the ground in a large font like this, looking like he could be slaughtered, but anyone who knew him knew that no matter what he did to him, it was impossible to kill him. Although the clown did not escape to this level, he did not have the power to escape quickly.

What's more, this is not his style.

"Okay, kid, good job, you almost killed the most tasteful criminal in this city. Now, I can understand why you want to do this? Want to be a hero?" The clown asked persuasively. Deadpool bewitched, and those who could not be dealt with physically would defeat him mentally. This was the usual method of the clown.

Deadpool, the madman, hasn’t met someone who is willing to talk to him for many years. He immediately babbled to the clown, “Well, it’s the protagonist of this story who asked me to come over and teach you a lesson. When it is done, he will give me a lot of money to enjoy life. Well, I admit that this is a lie. Let me put it this way, I will help maintain my appearance rate, you know, if there is a long time You didn’t show your face, the audience should forget about your role..."

Suddenly the clown felt something wrong. He has encountered countless kinds of people in this world, normal people, neuroses, superheroes, super criminals, no matter what kind of thinking, even the craziest mental patients, they There are rules to follow, but as long as the long-winded guy in front of him, he doesn't understand what he says at all, and he can't keep up with Deadpool's thinking, let alone try to interfere with him.

There is no way, no matter how powerful the clown is, he is not the person who can break the fourth wall after all. For a person like Deadpool who is crazy enough to understand the truth of his world, even the clown can't figure it out.

"Well, you're a dog chasing a car. You don't know what you're doing, but once you catch up...you'll do something. UU reading , people like you-it's not interesting."

The clown was so decisive that he moved his cuff towards Deadpool, and the next second Deadpool's head was enveloped in a dark green gas. This kind of concentrated clown laughing gas cannot be compared with the highly diluted products used in hospitals. This small lump of highly concentrated laughing gas is the output accumulated by the clown over the years. Once it is recruited, it will be even just like Superman. The alliance giants are not immune, and can be regarded as the ultimate weapon of the clown at the bottom of the box.

"What is this? This color is really disgusting. Is this green for me? I should think carefully about whether or not to forgive you."

The clown sat down beside the dead waiter and smiled and said to him, "Let’s tell a joke. There used to be two mental patients. One said to the other that neuropathy is also contagious. We have to be careful. One person said, but aren’t we crazy? The first person said, um, you and I are infected..."

"Hahahaha, it's not funny at all, hahahaha, but why can't I stop laughing, hahahaha..."

Deadpool laughed frantically as if he had lost control, and rolled on the ground while pressing his stomach. The clown's poison gas couldn't kill the immortal him, but the effect of causing laughter was unstoppable.