It didn't seem good to look down on the emperor. I obediently slid down from the tree and raised my eyebrows in a smile. "Eh, your majesty is such a coincidence. So you were also here."
He was dressed in luxurious silk clothing and exuded a noble aura. However, his expression was cold as he looked at me. "Mo Tian Love, can you be even more disgusting?"
"Hehe, your majesty, how can you use the word 'disgusting'? No matter what you say, you're the emperor after all. Erm, alright, I'll leave first then. I won't worry about you."
"Halt." he shouted coldly.
I stopped and bowed my head. "There won't be a second time." I'll come in the middle of the night no matter how much I steal. I won't let you catch me again.
Golden Thread White Boots heroically walked in front of me. They were frowning as Qing Ling's beautiful eyes were filled with disgust. She raised her finger and fiercely poked at me. "Mo Tian Ai, do you really think I don't know what to say to you?"
There's no need to talk about that. I'm used to stuffing food into my clothes when I was stealing fruits in Liangcheng. It wouldn't be good for me to bring a gunny sack when I was stealing from others.
"You've picked so much, can you finish it all?"
You don't need to worry about that, but you can still honestly say, "Your Majesty, don't worry. I'll definitely be able to finish it all. There's no need for Your Majesty to worry about this."
"You …" His face darkened with anger.
I counted with my fingers. "I can stew the honey water, eat it raw, eat it as food, eat it when I'm hungry, eat it when I'm full, eat it when I'm bored, and cut dried pears." Not good, his expression is getting more and more unsightly. I quickly shut my mouth and didn't continue speaking.
In the end, the emperor was still the emperor's. It was better to walk far away. This was what it meant to protect one's self when one understood the laws.
I quietly retreated backwards. I stomped on Riko, who had fallen to the ground, only to lean backwards. Instinctively, I reached out my hand to stabilize my body and grabbed His Majesty's clothes. He leaned over without warning, and I hit the back of my head hard on the ground.
"It hurts." I howled, tears welling in my eyes from the pain.
The stupefied eunuch only reacted after a long moment before rushing over to help the emperor.
"Your Majesty, please forgive me." His father-in-law was kneeling on the floor, panicking. He had to kneel down and help him to straighten his clothes.
He glared at me in displeasure, gnashing his teeth as he shouted, "Mo Tian Ai, are you daring enough to think that I don't dare to kill you?"
I shook my head with tears of pain in my eyes. "I don't dare to think so, Your Majesty. How come a man like you can't stand up straight?" It squashed me.
His face darkened as he angrily rebuked me, "Only you, a servant who isn't afraid of death, dare to talk to me. Who in this world would be like you? I was caught off guard. Are you trying to murder me?"
Tsk, what a heavy sin, put it on me.
I sat up and said plaintively, "Your Majesty, you hurt my chest." It was so painful that he raised his hand and rubbed his left chest.
"Truly shameless."
Ah, he didn't even rub the pain, he even said I was shameless.
I looked up at him, and he looked away into the distance, as light as a cloud, and motioned for the father-in-law to go down.
Eunuch Zhou looked at me and tried to warn me with his eyes. I couldn't tell what he was going to warn me about.
Pulling on her clothes, she took out the pear from within her robes and said, "It's all crushed." When he had fallen, a pear had slipped to his chest and he had pressed it down, causing tears of pain to well up in his eyes.
She stood up and bit her lips as she looked at him. "Your majesty, I know my wrongs. Please don't punish me."
He rolled his eyes at me in annoyance, "Mo Tian Ai, just who are you?"
"I don't know either." I said, hurt and aggrieved.
He was smiling, and the faint dimples around his cheeks were so beautiful, and when I spoke to him, I didn't seem to be afraid of him any more, but at first I wasn't afraid of him at all.
Her dark eyes, perhaps stained with the sun's brilliance, became very gentle. She raised her pretty eyebrows and glared at me. "Did you hurt your head when you fell?"
I shook my head. "No, it's just the left chest."