I like to bicker with him, because I still hate him a little.
Hearing him say this, I started to rebel, "As a person, what we want is absolute. Life must be happy, and suffering must be vented. "If you don't like it, I'll be a cowardly turtle in front of you in the future." He was happy to talk to me. He had never met anyone who talked to him like that before.
Fresh, so he'll put up with my bad temper for a while.
Eunuch Zhou brought the vase over. It was really big.
I held the vase and looked left and right. I was quite satisfied. The bottle was large, with a very long and narrow bottleneck. It could barely fit one hand into it.
"Poison?" the Emperor suddenly asked.
It seemed that he didn't like being ignored, but could he not ask such a question?
"Your majesty, can your heart be a bit brighter? I just wanted to teach that smelly monkey a lesson. Besides, do you think he'll like me if I kill a monkey with poison in front of Li Tan?" The Emperor does things and talks, but not all of it.
He was angry and looked at me coldly. "Mo Tian Ai, can I let you teach me a lesson?"
I sighed and looked at him. Hugging a vase, he said, "I'll take my leave first."
"Don't be in such a hurry. If we don't try, what happens if we fail?"
I smiled as I passed the vase to Eunuch Zhou. "Try it."
The emperor is really bored. Forget it, he's the emperor. I'm not the empress, so I can't teach him a lesson.
"Let's give it a try." The Emperor said.
Eunuch Zhou acted as if he had no other choice. He reached his hand inside and said, "I can't reach my hand out."
"Nuo, did you see that?" I used to see people trying to catch monkeys.
Eunuch Zhou looked at the emperor with a tearful face. "Your Majesty, this … this servant really can't take out his hand."
"We can only break the vase." I sighed. It was such a pity to keep searching even if it was broken. If it weren't for the emperor's troubles, I would have carried him back to bed and slept.
It's broken. I can't bear to part with it. This vase seems to be quite valuable.
He stroked his chin and said, "It should be successful."
Eunuch Zhou went to pick up the vase again. I took a bite of the sesame candy he brought me. It was sweet and very fragrant.
"When are we going to catch the monkeys?" he asked curiously.
"I don't know. Let's see when that smelly monkey comes out." That Miss Jun sure is annoying. Your Majesty, can you not let her out for a stroll? She's young and fierce. "
He seemed to be enjoying himself. He settled himself in his chair and looked at me pleasantly. "You know, there's someone out there," he said.
"The main reason is because she is with her people, and her status is quite high. Your majesty, if there comes a day when I fight with her, don't punish me."
He laughed, "I will not help anyone. Aren't you a wicked person?"
"Do you think I'm such an idiot? That Miss Jun is someone highly doted on by the empress dowager. If I really want to fight her, I'll be the one to die." Right now, he's doing fine. Erjian Qingfeng doesn't care about anything and allows me to fight and kill in his imperial harem. Even if he dies, it has nothing to do with him. What kind of person is this?
That's how he was angry with me. No wonder he laughed so gloomily.
I'm not a easily bullied bird, hmph.
I smiled obsequiously. "Your Majesty, you know why Miss Jun is so angry, I tell you, because the Emperor is now recruiting so many beauties to satisfy your private desires. Miss Jun is very unhappy. "Although I'm not a good person, I also know that life is precious. If Miss Jun stays in the palace, she's still young now. If she grows up a little more, Miss Jun might become a imperial concubine. I can't afford to offend you two." A woman who cries for a beating and then feels heartache for herself, blames me instead.
He was infuriated and his face darkened. When I saw him, I was amused and it was just as I said. Ai, what do I do now? I, Mo Tian Xie, am truly intelligent to the point of death. Haha, I'm so happy. I hope that you two can have a good quarrel in the future. No matter how long your life is, you can fight as fiercely as you want. Miss Jun is not a good person, and the Emperor is not.
He laughed in the wind and went out proudly.
He took the vase from Eunuch Zhou's hands, walked a few steps and then came back.
"I forgot to bring the sugar. Hehe, there is something else that I would like to say now. Your majesty, you should take Miss Jun as well. I begged you on behalf of the harem's myriad palace maids."
Haha, I'm laughing, I'm laughing proudly, in front of you, I've finally pulled back a city.