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The persimmon has also become golden yellow, I climbed up in a few seconds, Li Tan really kept the promise ah, did not come to steal, that smelly monkey is asking to be beaten up, ah, this dozen good ah, did not come to steal, let me be so bored, come, the ball rolled over to let me beat you up.

Sitting under a tree, playing with a bunch of persimmon seeds, they were all very unpleasant to the eye.

"Give me one!" The faint male voice was also joyful.

When I heard this voice, I was overjoyed. I turned around and coldly snorted at him. "Why should I give it to you?"

"At least I didn't steal it." Li Tan walked over and casually picked one out. "The last time you gave me a bug, you have to pick a bigger one no matter what."

"You like it?" I asked him curiously.

He raised his eyebrows. "If I say yes, will you give me all this?"

Although I was reluctant to part with it, but it was nothing. Isn't it just something to eat? He said generously, "Alright, I'll give all of it to you."

"Why?"

Why is it so troublesome for a man like this? You were the one who asked me to give it to you, but why are you asking me now?

He heaved a long sigh. "Because I don't dare to eat too much. My brother told me that persimmon is slightly poisonous, so I can't eat too much."

He opened his eyes wide and fiercely scratched me, then raised his hand and knocked it on my head. He said furiously, "I really don't want to do it, I really can't help it. Mo Tian Love, you know that there's some poison, so you should just give it all to me. Aren't you worried that I might be poisoned?"

I rubbed my head and honestly said, "I didn't think about that."

I smiled and looked at him. "I've never seen someone poisoned either, and I don't know if what my brother said is true or not. How about you eat it and let me see." This way, it would be able to prove that what Mo Li said was true, and that I didn't remember wrongly.

"You are a madman." he said weakly.

Li Tan, this palace is so boring. Ai, I really want to go out and catch some fish to roast. Once it's cooked, sprinkle some salt on it. It smells so good." "Here, it's as if I'm having an orgy of chanting Buddha. It makes me feel bad.

He listened attentively, admiration and envy flashing through his eyes.

I patted him on the shoulder. "How about we go to the royal kitchen and steal a chicken and roast it? We eat those dishes every day until my mouth is so light that I can taste a bird."

His eyes were full of interest as he said, "Is this what you call scolding people outside the palace?"

"Yeah. "Sigh, it belongs to a man. Just come with me and steal it." Now, it's not like you can refuse, right?

At the palace, he knew that there were some taboos. In front of an eunuch, men were not allowed to be mentioned. They would feel very sad and furious.

In front of a man, even a mountain of blades would jump down from him. Haha, I am especially happy, but looking at my brain, it seems to be getting better and better.

"I don't want to eat it, why would I want to steal it from you? You must be tired of living, I don't want to go and cause trouble with you."

"Seriously, I stole it. Don't drool. Let me tell you, I can make a flowery chicken. It will be wrapped in mud and roasted under a fire. It smells especially good." The more he thought about it, the more he started to salivate.

"What is there to eat in the palace?" He was extremely disdainful.

"It doesn't taste the same as the palace at all, and I also like to eat roasted sweet potatoes. Forget it, it doesn't matter if you go or not, I've made up my mind tonight. The food in the palace makes me want to vomit."

He smiled evilly. "Mo Tian Love, you have a child?"

"You have a child."

"After a woman has children, she will want to vomit on anything she eats."

"Pah pah!" Where do I go to get a child? Women only get a child after they sleep with men. Do you understand, stupid? "

He curiously opened his eyes wide. "You actually understand."

I proudly said, "Of course I know that. It is said that when men and women sleep together, small children will emerge from the soles of men's feet. When women fall asleep, they will climb into the soles of women's feet and crawl into their stomachs. Men are really bad.

He smiled happily as he hugged his waist and looked at me. "Mo Tian Love, where did you come from? How come you … "Lovely."