Chapter 666

As soon as murongbo came to the Tian family, he was baptized by people's "stripping clothes". He felt a little overwhelmed by the enthusiasm of the little monks.

In addition, the SpongeBob embroidered on his big underpants made Tian Yuqiao laugh and blush.

In the evening, Wang placed several tables of banquet in the yard of his home. The children practiced their family and didn't feel cold eating in the yard.

People's enthusiasm is very high. Even Murong Bo has temporarily forgotten the embarrassment of being stripped of his clothes. Now he is hugging Gongsun Yu. Judging from the damp red on their faces, both guys drank too much.

The emperor hurried here with two eunuchs. Tian Dahe quickly and warmly invited him to sit down. Fortunately, those people didn't know his identity. Yuantong came over and grabbed his beard with a smile.

The emperor was also impolite. He directly held Yuantong on his leg and asked him about his knowledge with a smile.

Yuanji and Yuantong also lived with Tian Yuqiao's family for a long time. They were brought by Tian Yuqiao and learned a lot of "alternative" things.

When Yuantong recited the poem "compassion for farmers", his Majesty was stunned.

Turning around, he asked Tian Dahe: "the child is so excellent. Well, this poem can just reflect the hardship of farmers' hard work. Yes, this poem should be popularized. Come on, record this poem, and then order the officials to recite it before dinner."

The little eunuch next to him "changed" a set of pen and ink with him. He stained his mouth with saliva and recorded it bit by bit.

"Qiao'er girl, I heard you've been lazy lately? How can you not work after taking advantage of others?" the emperor asked with a frown.

Tian Yuqiao smiled and said, "it's not a lack of suitable manpower! These people are the rescuers I moved from thousands of miles away. With them, things will be much easier."

After the banquet, the emperor had a secret talk with Tian Yuqiao.

"You girl, you are full of heart. Alas, now my head is going to explode. It's the so-called internal and external troubles that make it difficult for me to sleep and eat."

"Does your majesty mean the Hu people?"

"Hehe, you're really smart. Yes, the Hu people are harassing the border frequently now. My emperor's son wrote one after another, asking me to assign all the cities hundreds of miles in the northwest to the Hu people. Alas, the Hu people even said that they wanted me to marry a daughter in the past."

The emperor frowned. If he wasn't in someone else's house, he would smash the cup.

"Your Majesty, I want to ask, how many sons are there in the Hu people's leader's family?" Tian Yuqiao asked curiously.

The emperor was angry and happy and said, "the old stallion has many sons, but few can grow up safely. Only four or five, not as many as my sons anyway."

Tian Yuqiao was speechless and said in his heart that your sons are killing each other. Fortunately, he means to kill each other here.

"Your Majesty, the Hu people still belong to your people in name. The people have a plan. I don't know what to say."

"Say it, say it, say it."

The emperor was a little anxious to know what the little girl who knew how to make money could do.

"This method is called tuenze. As the name suggests, it is to let your majesty give them greater grace."

"Oh? You girl, can you let me do what they say?" the emperor frowned.

Tian Yuqiao shook his head and said, "no, your majesty, you can canonize the sons of the Hu leader, such as shoulder to shoulder king and shoulder to shoulder king. Anyway, it is to divide their Hu regime into several pieces so that the leader will not be alone."

The emperor stared round and forgot to breathe for a long time.

"Ah ~ I see what you mean, but you have to be more detailed."

"Well, for example, the territory of the Hu people is like a steamed bread. Now, the steamed bread is only distributed to the leader alone. He can eat enough. If your majesty sends them an edict, the sons of the leader are princes as old as him. At that time, it is equivalent to distributing a steamed bread to their father and son to compete, so that no one can eat enough Then they will fight. "

"Ha ha ha, wonderful!"

The emperor laughed when he finished. Excited, the two little eunuchs next to him wanted to remind him, but they didn't know how to speak.

"Your Majesty, calm down first. If the ministers know that you are crazy in our house, we can't afford it at that time."

Seeing the emperor happy, Tian Yuqiao dared to joke.

"Good girl, your idea is bad and insidious, but I like it."

Then he shook his head and said, "Oh, what a pity, what a pity. If you are a man, with your idea just now, I can make you an official."

Tian Yuqiao smiled and said, "Your Majesty is flattered and the people's daughter is flattered. Let's exchange it for gold or silver. If it's inconvenient for you, just reward me with some silver tickets. I'm easy to deal with."

Looking at her cute, almost didn't reach out and ask for money. The emperor smiled even happier. Tears burst out with laughter. He hadn't laughed so much for a long time.

"Your Majesty, this is called driving people away without war. Let's use our territory and various interests to let them fight internally first. When their internal friction is almost over, let's choose the most unreliable support from his sons and let him become the new leader. Then he will be a puppet and be slaughtered by his majesty."

When the emperor heard the speech, he smiled and patted Tian Yuqiao on the shoulder and said, "hahaha, I want to go with me. OK, wow. Just for your idea, although I can't seal your official position, I can give you a land. Why don't I seal you as the head of Fengcheng county."

Tian Yuqiao blinked and asked, "emperor, what a big official is the head of Fengcheng county? Is he bigger than the county magistrate?"

"If you don't have anything to do with officials, the taxes in that county belong to you. It's equivalent to that you are the local emperor of that county. You don't have to worry about public security. You're only responsible for collecting money. I'll give you another 1000 mu of land. When things here are busy, you can go back to your own land if you're willing to go."

With the emperor's words, Tian Yuqiao's heart was sweeter than honey, and he was too happy to close his mouth.

After sending the emperor away very respectfully, she told the good news to the whole family.