Chapter 878

After manager Zhou's head was smashed by durian, he was in a trance. Besides, Tian Yuqiao tried Newton's law and found that the old man didn't have a long understanding.

"Ah, it's strange that Newton was casually hit on the head by an apple. People can think of the law of gravitation. How can the chief manager be so stupid this week?"

"Elder sister, chief executive Zhou's head has become a pig's head. You'd better not gloat. If he knows you dislike him for being stupid, he'll blow it up in anger." Wulang said with some sympathy.

And that week, the chief executive, after being carried back to the palace, really had to raise for many days before he got out of bed.

At the thought that he was nearly smashed by the barbed guy, the chief manager was very angry this week.

"Your Majesty, it's up to the old slave ~"

"Oh, come on, come on, who makes you vomit and don't know where to find a suitable place? You're the first person in the world who was hit by the durian. How about this? I'll show you outside the east gate for three days and let people see your head hit by the durian. Maybe you can become famous at once." Fang Wenhao joked.

"Your Majesty, don't make fun of the old slave. It's so big that the old slave almost lost his life."

Fang Wenhao said with a smile after pacing back and forth for several times: "Come on, send manager Zhou to the entrance of the food market for public display. Also, put the culprit who hit him on the head there. Post a notice saying that this is a good foreign fruit durian. It can beautify and beautify your face and perhaps prolong your life. The effect of smashing people is also excellent. Let's buy it quickly."

When manager Zhou heard the speech, he burst into tears! After being pulled down by two small eunuchs, it became a live advertisement.

Although he was unconvinced, he didn't dare to show any dissatisfaction with the emperor. But he was different from Tian Yuqiao. He stood at the entrance of the vegetable market with a thick white gauze wrapped around his head. When he saw someone coming to ask, he said, "you don't know. It's all the quirks of the rich princess. She likes to stir up things with this smell ~"

Soon, the rumor that Princess Facai has a quirk has spread all over the city.

"God, have you heard that the emperor's dry sister, the rich princess, has a quirk."

"We've known this for a long time. Doesn't she just like to eat smelly things? What's the matter? The smell of stinky tofu is no worse than this. Isn't it still popular with many people?"

"Oh, look, the old eunuch is really poor enough. Didn't he say that if the durian can't be sold, his majesty will hit him on the head when he goes back." an old woman sighed.

Manager Zhou over there pretended to be pitiful and said, "Oh, come and buy it. If your husband is disobedient, or if you find another woman outside and don't go home at night, you can buy it back and smash them on the head. See my head ~"

It doesn't matter what he said. Unexpectedly, many young women were cruel and decided to buy one first and try it. It doesn't matter whether it's delicious or not. The most important thing is that it can be put at home to suppress evil.

If men spend too much time outside again, they will use this greeting when they come back to ensure that they dare not fool around again next time.

Fang Wenhao, who came out of the palace in micro clothes, looked at the durian business fire and couldn't help admiring the chief manager of that week. However, he said that Joel had quirks, which was a little too much.

Thinking that he dared to arrange Joe's bad words indiscriminately, Fang Wenhao decided to let him dry here for a few more days, which could be regarded as a punishment for him.

Soon, durian cake was on the market in Tianji snack shop. There are all kinds of things in the shop, including all kinds of snacks and cakes. It is very suitable for visiting relatives and friends.

Once durian, a food with special taste, opened the market, Tian Yuqiao's side seemed to be in short supply. Fortunately, she had a virtual environment. She poured more water every day, and soon the second batch of durians could grow up.

"Miss, there are rumors outside that you have a habit of liking stink. It's all caused by the damn manager Zhou. His mouth knows nonsense. If you knew this, you should have let the gold go to the tree and get more durians. You'd better smash all his teeth ~"

Seeing Xiaoyu's angry appearance, Tian Yuqiao immediately smiled helplessly.

"Well, who let our durian get into trouble. It doesn't matter that he almost killed someone and made him happy. The more serious he said, the better our durian will sell. The income of the fresh fruit shop has increased significantly. It's all his credit."

"It's very kind of you, miss. You can still talk to such a crooked bad man." Xiaoyu said with a mouth.

Lan'er suddenly broke in from the outside with her fingers. After she had a small mouth, she said, "sister, sister, Lan'er wants to eat cake."

"Well, let Xiaoyu steam chicken cake for you at noon." Tian Yuqiao said with a smile.

We don't know what to say about our little sister.

"No chicken cake, I want to eat cake. That's the smelly cake. LAN Er wants to eat ~"

The little girl said clumsily. Xiaoyu understood. After making trouble for a long time, her little lady was greedy for the durian cake again.

"Lan'er, you've become a little white gourd. You can't eat too much, or you'll become a little fat girl." Tian Yuqiao joked with a smile.

Little fat Ya tooted her little mouth and opened her little hands to hug. Tian Yuqiao is helpless. Although it's cool in autumn, it's hot to hold such a little fat girl.

However, looking at his sister's pitiful eyes, Tian Yuqiao finally chose to surrender. With a spoiled face, he picked up the little girl and let her sit in his arms.

He took a thick colored thread from the needle and thread basket on one side. Tian Yuqiao's fingers were flexible and soon made the thread into the shape of a fishing net.

"Oh, Lan'er, look, this is called a flower handkerchief. My sister can also get a parachute, and this is called a villain eating small grapes ~"

Tian Yuqiao kept turning her hands, while the little girl didn't blink. She didn't even notice the water coming out of her mouth.

Xiaoyu helped Lan'er wipe her mouth. The little girl smiled and patted and said, "elder sister is the best. I like this. Can you teach Lan'er to do it?"

Tian Yuqiao smiled and put the colored thread on Lan'er's hand, and then taught her to do it step by step. Soon the thread became a knot, and LAN ER was very happy.