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The Li family was speaking so arrogantly at Nanshan Temple, and Tian Yuqiao was not afraid of her. In any case, she didn't need to worry about anyone else being around to spread their bad reputation.

As a result, when the Li family left, a huge pile of bird poop landed on the Li family's head. That spot was rather special and it landed right on top of her room. Then, it flowed smoothly down the two sides of her nose, covering her entire face.

Tian Yuqiao prayed for the cutie crow in his heart, hoping that it would dilute as soon as possible. From the looks of it, it seemed to have eaten something bad and had diarrhea. Otherwise, it would not be able to pull out such a stinky bird poop.

Madame Li directly grabbed the sleeves of Madame Gao's clothes, and wiped her face in a mess. She even spat out two mouthfuls.

Lady Gao came out today and specially changed into a clean set of clothes. She was the most famous lazy woman in the village, and even when she was lazy, she was extraordinary. Usually, when she was out, she would be able to change into clean clothes, and usually, she would wear dirty clothes for a long time.

This time, when she saw her mother-in-law using her sleeve to wipe the foul-smelling bird poop, Madame Gao was immediately displeased. He shouted, "I say, Mother, how can you use my clothes to wipe the bird poop? This is so dirty. "

Seeing her eldest son's wife shake off her hand in disgust, Lady Li was even pulled back until she staggered. Madame Li's anger flared up even more, and she pointed at Madame Gao's nose as she scolded, "Good, you two will do it one by one. Do you want to learn from that ingrate? "All of you don't take your elders seriously anymore. Pui, you lazy wench, I used your sleeves to wipe my face, it was just a compliment …"

As a result, Madame Li actually held onto Madame Gao's ear and began to stagger back. The people that had followed them to strengthen their image had naturally followed them back to the old residence of the Tian Clan.

Tian Yuqiao watched as the few of them left and could not help but raise her head to look up at the sky once again. Her heart silently felt grateful to that sparse old crow. How could it aim so accurately?

Halfway there, Madame Gao bared her teeth and said to Madame Li in dissatisfaction, "Mother, what are you doing? "Now that my lips have become like this, do you still want to pull my ears like that?"

"Pah! If it weren't for you urging me to go up the mountain and cause trouble, would I have been punished by Buddha?" Madame Li said fiercely.

"Mother, what are you talking about? Did those two little donkeys cast some kind of magic on him?" "Why are you talking nonsense in broad daylight?" Lady Gao's face was filled with astonishment.

Taro said gloomily, "Just now, that bird, Milkman was worried that it was sent by Buddha."

Everyone was silent for a moment, all of them simultaneously maintaining the distance between them and Lady Li. Only the pitiful Lady Gao was still trapped by Lady Li's hand in front of her.

It was tiring enough for them to walk all the way back to the old house.

Tian Chanzi suddenly noticed that there was something off with the smell in the room. He frowned as he said, "Did the two of you fall into the fecal drain or something?" Why does my body smell like this? "

"That's right, Mother. What are you and Eldest Sister doing here?" Tian Guihua covered her face with a piece of white cotton cloth and asked in confusion.

She knew her mother and sister-in-law had gone up the mountain to plead for Fourth Brother and herself, but why were they in such a sorry state?

"Hey, don't mention it. Mother said the wrong words in front of the Bodhisattva in the temple, but in the end, she was punished by the heavens." Mrs. Gao said with her mouth wide open.

Then, with a look of disgust, she shook her sleeve and frowned. "See, this is the punishment I brought back."

Tian Dajiang directly returned to his room with a frown. Old Master Tian also looked at the dishes in the backyard with a look of disdain.

Madame Li had also changed out of her clothes and had the Jiang Clan bring water for her. Her face was so bald that it looked as if it was about to be washed.

"Hua, do you smell it? Does mother still have the smell of bird poop on her face?" Madame Li brought her blushing face to her daughter.

Tian Guihua immediately frowned and retreated two steps back. "Mother, I still have some injuries on my face. With the ointment, if the smell from your body gets worse, what should I do?"

"Oh? Flower, how can you turn your back on your mother? Look at me, eldest sister-in-law, I used my cleanest clothes to wipe the shit off my mother's face. " Lady Gao quickly followed suit.

When Madame Li heard this, she instantly became even angrier. His daughter, who he had pampered by nature, actually loathed him as well. The most detestable person was that eldest wife, and she still had the nerve to say that it was her cleanest clothes. Back on the mountain, when she had used her sleeve, she had smelled the grease on the sleeve.

It was all thanks to the poverty of her family that she could not eat so much meat oil at once. Otherwise, she would not have been able to do much at all.

After Madame Li had finished cleaning up, she changed out of her dirty clothes and pants and let Madame Gao wash them. When she was throwing a tantrum on the mountain, she sat on the muddy ground. Her pants were all dirty.

Mrs. Li did not even eat dinner that night. She felt her stomach clogging up. It was as though he had choked on something. He couldn't even go up or down.

This time around, Tian Guihua and the scholar had spent close to one or two taels of silver to treat their illnesses. Furthermore, the Gao clan had shamelessly followed suit. These matters were all stuck in Lady Li's heart, and as a result, early the next morning, Madame Li unexpectedly fell ill for the first time ever.

Lady Gao saw Madame Li lying on the brick bed and humming, and an indescribable feeling of satisfaction arose in her heart.

"I say, boss, it seems to me that Mother really has a retribution this time." She's been out of her mind ever since she came back from the mountain last night. Why don't you tell me how the bird got so accurate? "Just a shitty poop on my mother's forehead."

As Lady Gao spoke, she secretly felt proud of herself. That old fart actually used her sleeve to wipe the bird poop. Serves her right that she couldn't get up from the brick bed today.

"Why do I feel like you're happy to see that our mother is sick?" Tian Dajiang was somewhat unwilling to listen.

"Hai, it's not that you haven't seen them, but every single one of them doesn't say anything. This time, our mother is sick. How many scoldings did we get? " Mrs. Gao giggled.

Tian Dajiang couldn't be bothered to look at his wife's swollen face, so he put on his shoes and went out to the village entrance to watch her play chess.

Madame Li was lying on the brick bed with a yellowed towel draped over her head. She was crying out 'Ouch! Ouch!' as she closed her eyes, it was as if she could see a Bodhisattva glaring at her. She had a bad dream last night and was so frightened that she couldn't get up today.