"I wonder what Family Wu has in mind? If you have any needs, you can just tell me. I'll do my best to help you. Do you have any good ideas? "
Family Wu was his lifeline. It wasn't easy for me to think of a program, but the leader ran away, and Family Wu looked pretty good.
Family Wu thought that this was a simple performance. When the time comes, I'll dance nine demon dragons for you to see, just say it's magic, hehe.
"Teacher, you don't have to worry about that. Just leave it to me." I definitely won't let you down. I'll go prepare the program first.
Teacher — so confident! But how can I trust you?
"So it's like that! Then go and prepare! Are you sure you don't want any help? Will you be too lonely when you're alone? "
Family Wu --
"No way, no way. Thank you for your concern, teacher. I'll be going first then!"
With that, Family Wu stood up and was about to leave, but he was worried about Qian Shanshan. He had to think of a way to deal with this mistress! Otherwise, it would be like his heart was pierced by a thorn, and he would feel extremely uncomfortable. And he was thinking about that --
"Wait …"
The teacher stopped Family Wu.
"Since you want to prepare the program, then prepare well. Let the class monitor accompany you! He has a lot of experience in this area. "
Family Wu —
"No need, Teacher. I'll be fine by myself."
No, no, no, no, no, no …
The teacher shook his head. I'm worried about you.
"He can really help you. The class monitor has acted on stage before, and more than once. He is also very smart, he won't cause you any trouble. "
The teacher was very insistent, Family Wu had no choice but to bring the class monitor out of the classroom.
"I'm a hero -- I'm a hero --"
Just as he stepped out of the door, Family Wu heard a burst of powerful singing. Hearing that, Family Wu became absent-minded. So strong, almost catching up to me.
"What is that man doing?" What are you yelling at in broad daylight for! "
Depressed, Family Wu asked the class monitor.
Squad Leader --
"You don't even know that he's practicing singing! It's rehearsal tonight. All the classes are rehearsing. "
"Awesome!"
Family Wu looked at the man singing in the distance. Expert, your voice is too powerful, sooner or later, you will scare me to death.
Let me introduce myself, I'm Mu Yu, Family Wu! What program did you prepare!? It's been done in secret. When the time comes, we'll be going onstage to perform. You have to work hard! "
Seeing Family Wu thinking about it, the wooden fish became suspicious. Didn't you want to prepare a program? Why are you so dazed here?
Ahhh!
Family Wu came back to reality and said, "Don't worry! When the time comes, you will be satisfied. My performance will definitely shock everyone. By the way, Woodcarver, the teacher said you're very clever, aren't you? "
"That's right! "Why would you ask that? Are you doubting my intelligence?"
The tuna looked angry. He actually dared to doubt me.
No,
Family Wu waved his hands, indicating that he did not look down on you.
"That, I want to ask you, is there any way to coax girls?"
Wood fish?
"Why are you asking this? Are you joking!?" Big Bro, think about the program's matters first! "
"Aoouuu ~ ~ ~"
Family Wu waved his hand, and immediately, a black devil dragon spun around his hand, and after a few howls, it disappeared.
"How is it? This is my program. It will be even more exaggerated when the time comes. "Now, first help me think of a way to coax girls."
"Woah …"
The wooden fish tightly clenched its hands, and looked at Family Wu with adoration.
"Ke Ge, what is that!?" How did you do it? "
"Heh heh …"
After laughing twice, Family Wu said: "This is a kind of magic, I will not perform for most people, you just need to help me, at that time I will consider teaching you."
"Really …"
The wooden fish jumped up high in excitement. What a good move!
"No problem, I'll help you think of a way …"
Walking to Qian Shanshan's teacher's door, Family Wu carried a doll in his left hand and an oversized lollipop in his right.
"Sigh, wooden fish, is there really no problem? Will she forgive me, no matter how angry she is with me? "
"No problem. If you have any problems, come and hit me. This is the best move. "Usually, when I offend some female classmate, or when I make my sister cry, these two magic treasures will be used and everything will be settled."
Woodcarver is very confident in himself. This is definitely a super powerful killing tool that no woman will be able to defend against. " "Bang!"
He pushed open the door, but Family Wu's strength was too great. After pushing it slightly, it was as if they were ruthlessly kicked, and the sound of them hitting the wall was too loud.
Ah!
"Who is he …"
Woo woo …
When the children saw Family Wu rushing in aggressively, they broke out into a flurry of discussions, and the timid ones even cried out in fear.
Qian Shanshan's treatment was not much better than Family Wu's, and she was also in the last row. It was fortunate that she was sulking, but when she saw Family Wu coming in, she immediately gritted her teeth.
"What are you doing here, you pervert …"
The sound was so loud that it shook one's eardrums. As the person involved, Family Wu felt that his ears were buzzing. As for the other children, they were all stunned.
Ahh, I, I, I...
Family Wu didn't know what to do, and couldn't utter a word for a long time.
"Hurry up and bring you out! "Do you not want me to go to class? If you don't go out, I'll leave."
Qian Shanshan pouted and threatened fiercely. The harm Family Wu had done to her was too great. That matter already confused her very much, to think that there would be something even more excessive.
"No, no, no, no …"
Hearing Qian Shanshan's fierce threat, Family Wu immediately left the classroom.
"Why did you come out?" "Eh, why, didn't you give her your present?"
Seeing that Family Wu just went in and came out, the wooden fish immediately became suspicious. What the hell was Family Wu doing?
"Ai, she's really angry right now. I really don't know why she would be so angry …"
"Ke Ge, don't be discouraged!"
Clapping Family Wu's hands, the wooden fish comforted him with good intentions.
"You have to give him the red gift so that you will show your sincerity and she will forgive you."
"That's right! How did I forget about this... "
Suddenly, Family Wu slapped his forehead. Only then did he realize that he did not carry out his important step.
Once again entering the classroom, Family Wu walked straight in front of Qian Shanshan, and placed the doll and lollipop in his hands on the table.
"Shan Shan, don't be angry with me. Look, I bought you some fun and delicious food, so don't be angry with me …"
Qian Shanshan — Do you think I'm a three year old child? It's too much to fool me with these things.
"Don't, take your things away, don't bother me anymore, or else I will really leave …"
Family Wu — Why is it still not working? What do you want!
"Shan Shan, don't be angry. Look, this doll is really fun, and there's more! These lollipops are really delicious, you eat one mouthful, and I'll give you a second bite. "
"Get out! Hurry up and get out! Hurry up! Hurry up! Otherwise, I —"
Qian Shanshan was so angry that she threw an ox, causing Family Wu to perspire profusely as she fled.
"Hey, Woodcarver, are you going to wash me? Your method is completely useless. To think that you would dare pat your chest and guarantee your success …"
After holding back his anger for a long time without any place to release it, Family Wu vented all of his anger onto the wooden fish.
Wooden fish...? It shouldn't be a problem!
"Clap clap ~ ~"
"Bang, bang ~ ~ ~"
"Take your things and get lost!"
At this time, Qian Shanshan threw out all the things that Family Wu had left on her seat.
"It looks like we need to change the method. Those were all child's tricks. Now, we need to use the adult's tricks …"
After thinking for a while, the wooden fish came up with a better idea.
"Cogo, did you know? In fact, my home has always been a little unsettled, my father and mother almost every day quarrelling, one day not quarreling, they seem to be completely uncomfortable -- "
Family Wu?
"What's the use of you telling me all this, I just want to coax my woman, why did you bring your parents out?"
"Do you know how my father made my mother stop?"
Family Wu?
"What method is this? Tell me!"
"Heh heh."
The wooden fish laughed twice and said one word.
"Money …"
Once again entering the classroom, he arrived in front of Qian Shanshan.
"What are you doing in here again? Are you forcing me to leave …"
Seeing that Family Wu had died and entered, Qian Shanshan's anger immediately rose again.
"Swish …"
Family Wu took out a bunch of banknotes, and waved them around in front of Qian Shanshan.
"Wah, money!"
excitedly looked at the money in Family Wu's hands, his eyes instantly narrowing into slits.
Family Wu was instantly overjoyed. It worked.
"You bastard! You're abnormal! You're bullying me!"
When Qian Shanshan came to her senses, she was instantly enraged, pointing at Family Wu's nose and cursing non-stop.
Family Wu – Is there a need to be so excited!
"Shan Shan, what did I do wrong? Why are you angry with me? Just tell me the reason. Can't I correct it?"
The weak one, Family Wu, was already at his wit's end. Qian Shanshan's performance made him feel very sad, really very sad, although he didn't know why it was so bad.
Qian Shanshan — How do you expect me to explain that! Such a shameful thing, even if there were only two of them, they couldn't say it out loud! What's more, there was a small crowd of spectators surrounding them.
"There's no reason, I'm just angry at you …"
"What are you trying to do, to cause trouble for no reason?"
Family Wu's temper was getting worse, and he found it hard to accept Qian Shanshan's answer.
What? You said I made a ruckus out of no reason -- wuu -- you actually said I made a ruckus out of no reason...
Qian Shanshan felt wronged! Tears fell down like beads from a broken string.
Family Wu — Why are you crying!
"Don't cry! "Shan Shan, why are you like this? Don't cry, okay? Can't I just leave …"
With no other choice, Family Wu compromised. He didn't know why, but the moment he saw the tearful lady, his heart immediately jumped.
Qian Shanshan: "Then hurry up and go out! "Hurry up …"
Sickly, Family Wu walked out of the classroom. Perhaps he had lost his mind, and no one knew that someone had entered the room.
Ah!
The two of them collided against each other, and the panicked girl cried out.
Raising his head, Family Wu was instantly dumbfounded. It was so beautiful, so perfect. He only saw a beautiful teacher dressed up like that. She was holding onto her microphones as she looked at him in panic with a red face.
"I'm sorry, but the comparison is …"
After repeatedly apologizing, Family Wu expressed his apology.
"It's alright, you didn't do it on purpose. May I ask, what are you doing here? I'm a teacher in this class. Are you the dad of a little friend? "
The beautiful teacher started to speak, but she treated Family Wu as the father of that child.
Family Wu — Am I that old?
"No, no, no, I'm here to look for my wife."
Beautiful teacher.
"Oh, so it's you, you are Family Wu …"