Child, you have lived in the world of Harlequin since you were a child, haven't you? Do you really think your mother is a mage?
Xia Xiaomo was speechless. Did this man not bring along his IQ to go out, or did he not bring his IQ back to the world? How can you be so brainless?
What made her even more terrified was that the man's mother immediately went to coax her son, "Fanzi, don't be angry, it's not good for your body. If you get sick, all of us will feel heartache! "Fantasy …"
Not only was his mother coaxing him, even his father, grandfather and mother, who were sitting at other tables, were also looking in his direction. Those worried eyes seemed to be asking him what had happened. Xia Xiaomo could even feel an anger coming from those people! What is it? They could already tell from so far away that she had angered the man?
Alright, I finally understand how a coward grows up. Since his parents and family were all doting on him, it would be strange if mama’s boy could grow up!
Therefore, Xia Xiaomo decided that she would properly tease this mama’s boy. It would be even better if it accidentally stimulated his growth. No need to be polite, her surname is Lei, she doesn't leave her name when doing good deeds!
She took out a wet towel from her bag and wiped off the disguise on her face. Then, she smiled at mama’s boy, who was still messing around, "Do you like my current look?"
mama’s boy's eyes were wide open as he excitedly said to his mother: "Right, right, right, this is the girl that I want to date, she's even prettier than the pictures!"
But the mother... Unhappily, he slapped the table and said, "You obviously look like this, yet you intentionally put on makeup to deceive others. Do you know that doing so is very wicked …"
Shameless? Your mother has taught you to such an extent, that's the one that lacks morals, alright! But Xia Xiaomo was too lazy to get angry at her, she only said grievingly to the mama’s boy: "Aiya, your mother is angry at me, I'm so scared."
"Mommy!" The mama’s boy immediately went to anger his mother, "Don't speak anymore, otherwise Fan Zhe will get angry!"
Although the woman was holding back her anger, she was still very obedient. She didn't dare to say a word. Xia Xiaomo looked at her in disdain and said, "Sit."
"Oh, sit, sit." The mama’s boy did not listen to his mother either. She insisted to sit next to Xia Xiaomo.
Sigh, she was really thankful that the had seats for each family, if not she would have suspected that the mama’s boy would have directly sat on her body. However, it didn't matter. There was another silver needle on her head. If anyone dared to be rude to her, then she would let them have a taste of the taste of being served a great punishment!
"Miss Xia, I really like you. Are you willing …" mama’s boy was really shameless, she just sat down and wanted to come over to pull Little Mo's hand. Naturally, Little Mo kept her distance from him and smiled at the man, "Do you really like me?"
mama’s boy nodded his head with all his might. He even dreamed of marrying a beautiful girl, how interesting would it be if he took it out to show his face?
Xia Xiaomo laughed again, "Alright, then tell me, what is your education? What job? How much is your monthly salary? " She wanted to see where this kind of brainless person worked!
He did not expect the mama’s boy to answer him so quickly, "I have a university education, I eat royal food, my monthly salary is not little."
Xia Xiaomo replied, "Is your university degree a junior college student or an undergraduate? Which unit do you eat royal food at? How much is a month's salary? "
In the end, the mama’s boy could not answer and went straight to his mother. "Mommy, what kind of education did daddy buy for me?
Hehehe! It was really beautiful. A student's education was bought, and a worker's job was taken care of. That meant this giant baby was hiding at home and chewing on old age? You still have the nerve to say that you earn a lot of money?
"Fantasy!" The woman's thick skin finally turned red, signaling her son to stop talking. This really wasn't a glorious matter.
She was still feeling bitter! This child didn't study well since he was young. It was hard for adults like them, but in the end, this child still failed to accomplish anything. In the end, he had no choice but to buy a degree for him, then summon all his relatives to finally hang him in a school, saying that he was the librarian of the school.
You don't have to work every month, you just have to go to school every day and show your face. However, it would be great if he could retire after earning some money, because the school paid for the five insurance and one gold. His pension will be a little higher than average.
Now they could only rely on her and her husband to support their family. Fortunately, they were still able to earn some money, and the children's grandparents all had a pension. In her heart, she truly hated Xia Xiaomo for asking such a straightforward question.
But Xia Xiaomo did not care about what she thought, and continued to ask the mama’s boy: "Aiya, your education is fake. Is your month's salary enough to support yourself? "
The mama’s boy replied excitedly, "It's enough, of course it's enough. "My mom and dad have a lot of money. Raising you and our kids won't be a problem!"
Hehehe, this is the first time seeing your child and he has already come out. Your thinking is really long term, hahaha! Xia Xiaomo intentionally said: "You said there's no problem so there's no problem? What if your parents lie to you? "You have to give me a specific number!"
That mother … She was unhappy again. "What's going on with you, girl? We're looking for an economically independent woman, not... "
Yo, you expect to find an independent economy in your son's condition? However, if you don't have an independent economy, your family probably won't be able to support it. However, Xia Xiaomo didn't have the time to listen to her blabbering, she immediately interrupted her and said to the male mother: "Your mother is scolding me, it's so scary!"
Sure enough, Bao-ma went to scold his mother again, very harshly. This was yet another extreme. Some men were foolish and filial. No matter what their parents said, they would never care about their wives. They treated their wives like outsiders and helped their parents bully them. And this mama’s boy was even more selfish. He could even yell at his own mother like that, who else could he expect him to respect in the future?
He could sacrifice every minute!
In the end, although the woman was furious, she suppressed her anger and began to speak kindly to her son. Xia Xiaomo could only say that it was really "a mother"!
"Alright, you don't have to be afraid, my mommy won't interrupt anymore." The mama’s boy had a pride that I will protect you with. This made Xia Xiaomo recall that even the subordinate with low IQ who was Ye Zikun when he was young had never been so foolish before. As expected, having low IQ was better than having a brain injury!
"How many girlfriends have you talked about before?" Xia Xiaomo asked again.
"Eight!"
"No!"
mama’s boy and his mother answered at the same time, but their answers were completely different.
"How many are there?" Xia Xiaomo only looked at the mama’s boy because she believed that what he said was the truth.
"Mommy, if you keep talking, Fan Zhe will get angry!" mama’s boy scolded his mother before replying to Little Mo, "Eight."
"So many?" And because of what? " Xia Xiaomo thought to himself, how blind were these eyes? From her estimation, she should have scared the girl off on her first date, right? When people married, the worst thing they could do was to marry an ancestor and give birth to a father. If she were to marry into his family, she would be marrying a bunch of her ancestors. Who knew how many fathers she would have!
"They're not as beautiful as you." mama’s boy really knew how to answer.
"What if you meet someone more beautiful than me in the future? I know an older sister who looks even better than me. Do you want me to leave her phone number for you? " Xia Xiaomo really wanted Gu Yuxin's number to be left with mama’s boy.
"Alright, alright …" mama’s boy hurriedly nodded. It was obvious that even a god would be unable to stop him from dreaming about beauties.
"Fanzi, she's teasing you!" The woman could no longer hold it in, standing up, she walked to the mama’s boy's ear and whispered, "Your conditions are so good, how could she not want you, and introduce you to someone else? Girls nowadays are really bad, you better not have been fooled. "
I'm really sorry, this time, Xia Xiaomo's sharp ears heard everything. You're saying that I'm bad, right? Then let me open your eyes for you!
Fantasy!" Xia Xiaomo purposely cried out in a coquettish voice, not to mention Ma Bao Yun who almost broke down, even Gong Cheng almost couldn't hold back as he spat the water across the street. "Second cousin, when you go crazy, your killing power is too terrifying!
"Fanzi, let me tell you …" The woman quickly said. Originally, his son was tempted by her, but when he was called over by Little Mo, how could he know who his mother was? He immediately smiled and said to Xia Xiaomo: "Sigh, darling, I'm here. Your baby is here! "
"Fanzi, you treat me so well, so well, I really like you so much." Xia Xiaomo imitated the way she said on the television. She felt that with her exaggerated acting skills, it would be a pity if she did not become an actor.
"That's great! I also like you so much. We …" Then mama’s boy would come over and grab Little Mo's hand. Little Mo was so scared that she retracted her hands and shouted, "Don't touch it!"
mama’s boy's little heart was about to fly out of her mouth. In all her life, no one had ever dared to yell at him like that. Before mama’s boy's mother got angry, Xia Xiaomo changed to a flirtatious voice and said, "My hands are dirty, I'm afraid I'll dirty your hands as well."
When the mama’s boy saw the beauty smiling at him, he immediately got lost, "You better be alright, we must be together."
Xia Xiaomo nodded, "Yes, we are together, but your mother doesn't agree."
mama’s boy immediately glared at his mother, "She dares!"
The woman probably felt embarrassed, but she also put on a high front, "As long as we, Fanzi, like it, we can still reluctantly accept it."
Seeing that the temperature was almost up, Xia Xiaomo increased her strength and said a few nice words. That man then announced in front of everyone that she would not marry anyone other than Xia Xiaomo. Xia Xiaomo then said: "I have two small, small flaws. After calling all her relatives in one breath, she added, "Do you mind?"
Oh my god, just shouting out a circle would be exhausting for a bunch of ancestors!
"What little flaw do you have?" Although mama’s boy already said that he didn't mind, his mother still insisted on asking.
"Oh, just two small flaws!" Xia Xiaomo replied with a smile, "Kefu! "Infertility!"