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I had too much porridge at home. Halfway there, I couldn't hold it in anymore and wanted to piss. My mother was already very tired from the tricycle, so she couldn't get me off by herself. I took out the remaining bottle from yesterday's Nutri-Express and let me pee in it. I say, it's not like you don't know how I'm going to piss my guts off.

Mother said there was a soft plastic funnel buried in the wound. You put the funnel in the mouth of the bottle and then you peed. I said the funnel was so short, and the outlet was in the perineum, next to the anus. The door, as I sat there, I pulled it out, even if it was long enough, the tube had to bend to get it out.

Mother complained. What was this doctor thinking, why did he put the funnel back? Why didn't he move forward a little? The position of the chicken was quite good. After getting it a little longer, he took it out and stuffed it into a bottle. He then urinated in a bottle. It was very convenient.

I said you didn't understand, but the doctor thought better of it, and the funnel went down to the perineum, so that its outlet was perpendicular so that the urine could flow cleanly and be shortened, so as not to be easily picked up by the thigh.

Mother said that I, an old woman, pedaled a tricycle for half a day, tired half to death, a person how to move you out of the car, a pest.

After some thought, I asked my mother to ride the tricycle to a more remote place. I took off my pants, revealing my bare buttocks and thighs, and lay down with my upper body on the ground. The doors appeared and said, "Mother, hurry up. Do you see the soft leather funnel? Put the funnel nozzle in a bottle, I'm going to pee! "

"This funnel's nozzle is only two centimeters long, like a little silkworm's chrysalis," the mother muttered as she moved. "Alright, go pee, I'll put it in a bottle!"

After all, it was because of his body that the muscles in his bladder were being squeezed. He had to pee out of it vigorously and slowly. While I was peeing, two people came up on motorcycles. He stopped and looked at us with a strange expression and asked, "What are you guys doing?"

The mother said, "The child is sick. He is urinating!"

"I'm already pissing myself to the point of bleeding!"

"It's fine, that was from a wound!"

"This child's chicken …" Where's the Ba He? " the man on the motorcycle asked.

Cut it! You can leave now. Stop looking and look, the child is shy and sweating all over! " the mother said impatiently.

But the biker didn't leave. On the contrary, a few more people gathered around to watch.

I was sweating profusely, my head was spinning, and I was tired, struggling to stay in position.

Mother said anxiously, "Hurry up and pee! "Why haven't you finished peeing!"

I want to pee a little faster than she does. However, my urinary system was severely damaged, and it was extremely difficult for me to urinate. It felt like a person who couldn't and didn't want to, so he clenched his teeth and tried to move his abdomen to squeeze out his urine. Squeezing out the urine, drop by drop, into the bottle.

Mother urged again, "Are you ready? They're all watching! "

At this moment, there were already several layers of people surrounding the tricycle to watch. There was a flurry of discussion. Someone came again and when he couldn't see her from the outside, he asked loudly, "What are you doing?" Someone joked, "It's giving birth! I'm forcing you to look at it! " The man outside jumped up and stuck his head in, or tried to get in.

While using all my strength, I complained to my mother, "I told you to find a remote place. Look at what kind of place you found it. There'll be a lot of people coming over soon!"

Mother said, "Don't mumble at me. Are you going to pee?"

After a while, I felt like dying. I opened my mouth and embarrassedly said, "I used all my strength and used my poop. I think I'm in trouble. Mother, what should I do?"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Aiya! It seems like you have a lot of trouble now! Then are you going to pee? " Mother gnashed her teeth in annoyance and rolled her eyes at me.

"No need to pee!"

Mother took the bottle away, found the toilet paper, pulled it down, and spread it on my ass.

As soon as the sticky and hot shitty sh * t came out, it made the onlookers swoon away.

When I was done, my mother wrapped the shit in toilet paper, threw it outside the tricycle, and wiped my butt. I lowered myself into a crouch and pulled up my pants. My mother got on the tricycle and took me back to the city.

The two of us arrived at the door of the department store before eight in the evening. After waiting for about half an hour. A middle-aged man with a white cap on his head appeared, looking around. I said it should be him. His mother coughed and shouted the slogan she had agreed on in advance: "The sun is rising from the west!"

The middle-aged man wearing a peaked cap looked in our direction and shouted, "Hail fall on such a sunny day!" Mother waved her hand and said, "Come here."

The middle-aged man walked over to the tricycle and looked at us suspiciously. "You have some goods?"

I said, "There's a lot of people here. Let's move somewhere else!"

So the three of us crossed the street and turned in all directions until we came to a deep alley. Her mother opened a wet quilt and took out a paper packet containing her kidney. The middle-aged man took it and quickly opened it to take a look, saying, "It's almost smelly! The kidney should be kept in a sterile container in a solution of ice. "

I couldn't help but be worried. "Can you still use this kidney?"

The middle-aged man shook his head and said, "Definitely not!"

"Then what do we do? We've brought it here for nothing! " I was discouraged and disappointed to the extreme.

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. I felt as if I had fallen from the clouds into the abyss.

"But I want this kidney!" The middle-aged man said.

"It's useless now. What do you want it for?" I asked.

"Eat and fry!"

"What a joke!"

"It's true!"

The middle-aged man didn't look like he was joking. "How much do you pay?" I asked.

"How much do you want?" The other party asked.

"At least fifty thousand!"

"Deal!"

I immediately regretted it. If I had known that he was so straightforward, I would have been more expensive.

The mother looked at the middle-aged man as if he were a monster and said, "I'll pay fifty thousand dollars for a meal! "You're too rich!"

The middle-aged man smiled but didn't say anything else.

I looked at him and saw that he had a face full of eyebrows and big eyes, a full sky, a square chin, and even an air of dignity and dignity. He did look like a rich man.

But at that time, how could I have known that he was actually a very terrifying person? It would not be an exaggeration to say that they were the kind of people who could cause nightmares at night.

He opened his purse and pulled out a thick stack of red cash, exactly five bundles. He handed it to me. I had never seen so much money before, and it felt like a dream. My hands trembled as I took it and put it in the trishaw and covered it with a quilt.

Mother said: "Then there's nothing else. You can go."

The middle-aged man said, "Remember to store the fresh goods in the ice-cold solution in the sterile container. Better let me know a few days before my kidney is cut! So I can get to your town in time. If I cut it off, leave the living body and let me have it within an hour. "Then I'll offer four hundred thousand one pill!"

After he left. My mother hurried out of the alley on the tricycle. On the way, I pedaled like crazy, the tricycle clanked noisily, turning and turning all the way until I finally stopped panting, saying that I was afraid that guy would go back on his word. I've calmed down quite a bit, saying that it's only fifty thousand yuan, and it's still far from our original goal of three or four hundred thousand yuan.

Mother said 50,000 is already not a small amount. Your father and I have saved up for half our lives but we haven't been able to save up this much. He would never be happy.

He was worried about staying at a hotel with 50,000 yuan. He was afraid that he would run into a thief. If the fifty thousand is gone, my mother and I won't be able to take it. He bought a few hot cakes to satisfy his hunger and rushed home while it was dark. By the time he got home, it was already midnight. Eldest Sister and Little Sister were still awake, they were sitting with a few other people in my living room.