The first ray of sunlight came out in the morning, illuminating the land with a golden color. It was Golden Autumn.

"Mother, should I buy a phone for Zhao Xinxin's mother?" I asked.

"I'll just buy it!" This saves those who do not understand human nature from causing trouble! " My mother, depressed, looked like an old wounded lion, and shuffled off to the kitchen to cook.

I entered East Room and looked at Second Sister Jin Yuhong who was still lying on the bed. Ask her how she's feeling. Tears streamed down her face, saying how scared she was by the fact that there was a living creature in her stomach. What should she do if she bit her heart again? I comforted her, "It's fine. One more day and we'll see. If it still doesn't come out, we'll go into the hospital and cut open its stomach and peel it out!"

"Take it out and chop it up! "With a meat grinder!" Second Sister Jin Yuhong said angrily. She took off her clothes and looked at her swollen and bruised belly. The fist-sized bulge had not been moved at all.

Mother mounted the Electric Tricycle and took me to town to buy a cell phone. They kept swearing along the way, bringing out all sorts of insults.

I suddenly said, "Mother, hurry up and let Yuxia get married!"

Mother said: "How can you bear to part with your sister! She married and lived with a cripple! It's not like you haven't seen that cripple before, he's a thief that doesn't understand human nature! How can Yuxia and him be better off!? "

I didn't say anything more. In his heart, he faintly felt that leaving Jin Yuxia at home would always be a great disaster, and this great disaster was about to erupt. Even though I haven't detected any unusual movements from this Jin Yuxia yet. However, the venomous snake did not act arrogantly. It just sat there motionlessly like a piece of rope. Who knew when it might suddenly bite you.

In town, he bought a cell phone worth two thousand. He bought a sharp scalpel and a large bag of toilet paper. There was also a incense burner and a bundle of licorice. His mother asked him what he wanted with the incense burner. I said it would cover the smell of blood, and the smell of licorice smoke would calm them down.

As I was about to leave town, my mother suddenly asked me if I wanted to buy a refrigerator. I hit my head and said I had almost forgotten about it. Buy it. So we went to the appliance store and bought a large freezer with a value of more than six thousand. The Electric Tricycle could not contain it. Thus, he gave his home address and had the merchant take it to him in a truck.

After returning home, he put away all the things he had bought. Mother would put the freezer in the hall. To say that it was impressive, others would usually go straight to the main hall as soon as they arrived. To be able to see such a big freezer at first glance, you should put on more face.

I said unhappily that the freezer had better be kept in the west room, because when the time came for "Chicken and Duck Killings" (which my mother and I had prepared in advance to really mean cutting off organs) to take place in the west room, don't forget the main reason for buying the freezer, not for you to show off.

My mother had to agree to let the household appliance delivery man move the refrigerator to the west room. I locked the door to the west room.

After lunch, I stood in the yard and sneezed into the sun and saw the wolfhound poking at the basket with its long beak. The basket was covered with the plastic pipe. If the plastic pipe was torn off by the dog, it would be hard to get air in the box underneath, and the person inside would suffocate.

As soon as a person died, their body would turn rotten and stink. How could their organs be sold?!

I called my mother out of the kitchen. She rushed over with a stick to drive the wolfhound away.

I was furious. What's the use of having a dog? It almost ruined everything. Don't you know what was buried under that patch of soil? Fasten it up for me, and don't let it run around the yard, or I'll poison it with a rat poison. My mother had to drag the wolfhound over and tie it to the iron nose of a millstone.

The wolfhound glared at me and bared its teeth. I pointed at it and shouted to my mother, "Look at it, look at it! Look at it! You're so mean to me! You'll be happy when it bites me! You don't want to get rid of it! Keep it! In the end, you're still a disaster! "

Mother also became anxious and scolded: "Coward grandson! I'll be able to deal with you for this period of time! You must have a temper! What are you arguing with me for! Didn't I just listen to you and tie the dog up? If you scream again, I'll beat you up! Fuck, I can't get you anymore, no! " The more I said, the angrier I got. I stepped forward and poked my arm with a stick.

I've been afraid of my mother since I was a kid. He was still a little afraid of her. He could only swallow his anger. He carried the brand-new phone box and climbed up the Electric Tricycle's back. Her mother tidied her up, rode on the Electric Tricycle, and even though she was still cursing, she went to Zhao Xinxin's parents' house.

When they arrived at Zhao Xinxin's parents' house, their mother pressed the horn on the Electric Tricycle, ringing it noisily for a long time. Only two people came out of the courtyard. One was Zhao Xinxin's mother, the other was an unfamiliar woman. Zhao Xinxin's mother's face bloomed when she saw the brand-new phone box in my hand. "Pa!" Both of her hands clapped, and said loudly: "Jin Shi, you gave me your phone!"

I raised the box in my hand and said, "I bought a two thousand dollar one!"

"Aiya! Oh my god! Two thousand dollars! " Zhao Xinxin's mother was so happy that she jumped up and down. She slapped her thighs and rushed over, impatiently hugging the phone box to her chest, then looked at the middle-aged woman who came out with her and said: "Aunt Liu, how much did your son-in-law spend on you to buy that phone?"

The middle-aged woman had a forced smile on her face as she said, "My son-in-law has bought me that phone for over 3000 yuan!"

"I will!" Last time, you said six hundred! This time it was more than three thousand! Isn't it just because you saw me, Jin Shi, spend two thousand yuan on this phone? You purposely said it was more expensive than me by a thousand! " Zhao Xinxin's mother continued to shout without restraining her volume, afraid that the entire village would hear her.

The middle-aged woman called Aunt Liu lowered her face and said, "My son-in-law wants to buy a car at the end of this year! The big man, who was 1.8 meters tall, even rode a motorcycle because it was too low and his legs were too long to be comfortable. He wanted to buy a big car and drive away! Why does your son-in-law always have to ride on a tricycle for his mother to send over! Why didn't he ride a motorcycle himself! "

The smile on Zhao Xinxin's mother's face disappeared, she had become angry, but when she spoke again, her confidence was obviously lacking, her voice became much lower: "What's wrong with my height, if I'm lower, it's more concentrated essence!"

Aunt Liu sneered, her face full of contempt.

The mother who was sitting on the Electric Tricycle was annoyed, she pointed at Aunt Liu and asked loudly: "You said your son-in-law wants to buy a car, right?!"

"Yes!" "What's wrong?" Aunt Liu put her hands on her waist, opened her mouth wide, and looked like she wanted to argue.

"How about I buy it!"

"I'll buy it, I'll definitely buy it!"

"I can't wait until the end of the year! "If you have the guts, ask your son-in-law to buy a car in three days!" Mother said.

"What if it can be bought back in three days? "What about you?"

"Good!" Then let's compete! Within three days. You let your son-in-law buy a car. I told my Jin Shi to buy a car. Who the hell wouldn't buy it? Forced to kneel and eat dog shit! Do you dare?! " His mother jumped off the electric tricycle and hopped over, slapping her thighs until they made popping noises.

There were already many villagers gathered around to watch. Anyone who wanted to admit defeat at this time would be unable to back down. The woman called Aunt Liu's face was very unsightly. In the future, she still had to live in this village, how could she be willing to lose her momentum. In any case, she wasn't the one who bought the car.

A son-in-law was like a fat pig to his mother-in-law. Whenever she wanted to eat meat, she would give her husband a knife. She also jumped up and down, patting her thigh, not afraid that her voice would break, "Wow! Within three days, whoever couldn't buy a car would kneel on the ground and eat dog shit! All of us will testify, Mom. If anyone dared to act shamelessly, everyone would go and destroy their own homes! Everyone, could you please say it?! "

"Alright!" The crowd burst into passionate cries. There were also people clapping their hands. He looked like he was just watching a show.

"We agreed on that!" Wang Da Cui! If he were to smash it, it would be the same as smashing your house! I can't take people to your son-in-law's village. If my son-in-law can't buy a car and he's still not willing to kneel down and eat dog shit, you can also lead people to smash my house! " Aunt Liu pointed at Zhao Xinxin's mother, and said with a fierce expression.

"Alright!" Who would eat dog shit when they saw it! Whoever leads the way will smash their house! " Zhao Xinxin's mother said while gritting her teeth, her eyes wide open.

Aunt Liu left in a hurry.

"Family! "Come on in!" Zhao Xinxin's mother pushed open the door, and looked at my mother with respect.

His mother, who was like a general who had victory in her hands, walked over with her head held high and her chest held high. She sat on the Electric Tricycle car and blew the horn to disperse the crowd of people blocking her path, then drove the electric motor into Zhao Xinxin's house.

After being invited into the room, his mother leaned on the stool and sighed, shaking her head. She had a worried look on her face as she said, "For the sake of face, I've already made such big claims. What should I do?"

Zhao Xinxin's mother was startled, and asked: "Dear, what do you mean by that?"

"What else could it mean? My family doesn't have money to buy a car, so why should Jin Shi kneel down and eat dog shit? or get someone to smash the house! " Mother said.

"No …" If you don't have the money, why did you make such a big fuss about it?! " Zhao Xinxin's mother became anxious.

"It's too late to say anything now, since the big story has already been spread! It's up to you to decide on your own home! " With that, Mother stood up and called out to me. "Jin Shi, didn't you already give me your phone? If there's nothing else, let's go! "

When we left, Zhao Xinxin's mother was standing there doing nothing.

On the way, I couldn't help but say, "Mom, this move of yours is too crafty!"

The mother groaned and said, "Whoever plays tricks with me, I'll play him to death!" Let his family earn a phone, our family earn a car! Let's see who loses the most this time! "

I said: "Aren't you afraid that Zhao Xinxin will come and make trouble for us again?! You have to know, the Zhao Xinxin that was put in her house right now was not a normal person. It was transformed from a demon! "

"Swish!" Mother's foot stepped on the brake and she turned around to look at me. She revealed a panicked expression and said, "Then … "Then what do we do?"