Love at first sight, mind rippling. This was the best thing in the world.

It suddenly occurred to me that living in the 1980s was actually pretty good. Because there was such a beauty.

"What's your name?" the girl asked, in a pleasant voice. I wouldn't mind if she had a man's voice in her way.

"Jin Shile! You are Xia Lu, right? "

"En!" The girl nodded. Her face was flushed, but she still looked shy.

May I ask how old you are?" I was trying to leave a literary and refined image behind. After all, a scholar was compatible with a beautiful woman. No woman doesn't love a scholar.

The girl was silent for a moment, then she smiled, her face turning even redder. "What are you trying to do?"

I couldn't help but be confused. "Smell what?"

"Aren't you going to sniff my ass?"

"When did I say I'd sniff your ass?" I was confused.

"Didn't you just say that you dare to hear a lady's ass!"

I grit my teeth, but I can't stop my throat from groaning. I choke my nose and ask, "Has the girl ever gone to school?"

"No, what about it?" He was displeased with the other party.

"I'm talking about Gui Geng! It's not a butt! Only those who had eaten their fill would smell their butt! "Gui Geng means to say how old you are this year!"

"So that's what it means!" I hear you speak with a different accent than I do here. What the heck are you talking about... Even more so, I didn't understand what it was at the beginning. With another sniff in front of you, I'll guess if you're going to sniff something. Gloomy, Gloomy … I was mumbling to myself. I thought you were talking about the butt! It was just that the pronunciation had jumped away! The ditches smell good! " The girl explained with a flushed face.

Then she complained to me, "You're just asking me how old I am this year! And to think that you even said something I've never heard of before! "

I hurriedly apologized, "It's all my fault! Blame me! That girl, how old are you this year? "

"Seventeen! "What about you?"

"I'm 22 years old!"

"Ah, you're five years older than me! Too old! " The girl looked surprised.

"Is five years old considered big! I've even seen a man twenty years older than a woman! " I see it's not right. It's a bit urgent.

"Twenty years old? Then wouldn't that mean I have to find a father for myself! "

"I'm a man now. I understand, I know how to be gentle, I know how to love you!"

"You should have died a long time ago! I have to be a widow for a few years! " The girl rolled her eyes at me.

I stopped talking. Because he didn't know what to say.

"What do you think I look like?" the girl asked.

"Good looks!"

"Can you fall for me?"

"Yes!"

"Hmph, as long as you know that I'm good. How could a person not choose a good one? It's not like I can't get married! This month, you are the eighteenth. None of them fell for me, it's all because they fell for me! " the girl said proudly.

"Then what do you want?" I couldn't help but ask.

"I want to find a … It should be like that outside! " The girl looked out the window.

"The one outside …" I also peeked outside and saw Er Nengdan standing by the window with his eyes squinted, smoking and opening his mouth wide to let the smoke escape slowly.

"What's so good about him? Not as tall as me. If you want face, you won't be as beautiful as my face! " I couldn't help but be annoyed.

"He's a man!" It all depended on one's ability! Awesome! How capable! Look at him, he's got oil on his head. Wearing a watch. A wave of good fortune! " said the girl.

A person's aesthetic, sometimes let you feel helpless death. It is almost impossible to change one's aesthetic.

I said, "That's our second brother!"

"How old? Do you have a wife? "

"He's twenty. I wonder if he's still talking!" "I've never asked!"

"Oh, go back! We don't know each other! Tell your second brother that if he comes looking for me, I will definitely agree! " said the girl, looking out the window.

I was depressed. In his heart, he had already developed a yearning for her. I don't want to go. I want to talk to her a little longer. See if I can persuade her. He said, "I can also smoke, comb my hair, and wear a watch!"

"You can drop it! I can't even match up with you! "

"Isn't a boy tall?"

"What's the use of it? Enough dates? Will there be a future for the planting of jujube fruits? "

"Your height makes you look good in your clothes!"

"I've also never seen you in good clothes. Look at your pants and the sleeves of your jacket, they were all taken by you, and you think I can't see it! Your shoes are rare. I've never seen anything like it. It's like stepping on two clams! "

"I have sneakers! It's popular in the twenty-first century! Wear it and play basketball! "

"You can play whatever you want, it has nothing to do with me! Go! The truth didn't hit you! A hard nut is not sweet. You still want to forcefully twist me? If you pull your head off, I won't tell you. Go back to your house, do whatever you need to do! " The girl was getting impatient and turned her head to look at the wall without looking at me.

Lowering my head, I walked slowly out of the barricaded west room. Suddenly I want to go back to the twenty-first century. In college, there are so many girls who like me. I don't like anyone here. When Er Nengdan and the matchmaker saw that I had gone out, they hurriedly went up to me and asked how the conversation was going.

I complained to Er Nengdan: "What do you think you're doing standing in front of the window? "You have to show off wherever you go. Can't you show it?!"

Er Nengdan said: "I went to the window to look at my head. The glass is reflecting light, and the side of the house is dark, so I can't see inside! "

I said, "I've fallen for you, not me!"

"Oh!" Er Nengdan straightened his chest, tidied up his Zhongshan collar, smacked his lips. He turned his head and looked towards the west wing, and asked me: "Brother, what exactly does that girl look like?"

"Good!" It's really pretty! " I said the word weakly, and my heart ached. His condition was no less than a toad that saw the meat of a swan fly away.

"Brother, just tell me, can you see her?" Er Nengdan threw the cigarette that he had not even smoked halfway to the ground heavily, he was truly angered.

"Yes!" But they don't like me! What do you want me to do with my blind date! Just looking for it makes my heart ache! " I burst into tears.

"Don't cry, brother! Look at you! It's just a small matter! Just you wait, I'll get it for you! "

He took the egg into his arms and pulled out a thick stack of bills. They were actually all dark yellow fifty yuan bills. He walked in front of the middle-aged patched up couple and handed over a thick stack of tickets. With a ferocious expression, he said, "There are five thousand here! Even if I plundered all the money in your village, I still wouldn't have this much! My brother has taken a fancy to your girl! Five thousand as the deposit! If it's not enough, I'll get another ten thousand! Do you want it?

The middle-aged couple started trembling as they looked at each other with eyes full of excitement and fear. The woman asked the man in a trembling voice, "Her father, what do you think?" The middle-aged man's trembling voice became even louder, "Why not! How much could your daughter be worth? If I'm wrong this time, even the heavens will not be able to find you! " With trembling hands, he reached out and caught the five thousand yuan, then asked with wide eyes, "There's really another ten thousand?"

"Yes!" I, Jin Yunshan, will spit a nail straight out! Who the f * * k said that would be the death of their entire family! It was a dog. "Fuck it!" Er Nengdan continued to speak harshly.

"Alright!" This girl, I will make her marry your brother! If she doesn't, I'll beat her to death! " The middle-aged man patted his chest in guarantee.

Er Nengdan's face broke into a smile, and said: Then, my close family, we will meet again. One day, I will come again to give you the ten thousand!

"Good! Good! Family, take care! Drive slower! " A middle-aged couple hurriedly nodded.

Er Nengdan walked to my side and smiled: "Brother, this marriage is over, why are you still standing there? "Let's go!"

I cried even harder.

In the mid-eighties, what did five thousand dollars mean. At that time, whoever was a "trillionaire" would be a super rich person. Later on in the financial network, there was a professional who calculated a bit. Compared with 2014's money, the amount is equivalent to 2.55 million yuan in 2014.

Throwing away five thousand meant throwing away more than a million now. For example, how many people in this world could have this level of boldness?

Moreover, there were still ten thousand left.

Seeing Er Nengdan's expression, without changing his breathing, I believed the blind old lady's words: "Second grandson is a trapped dragon. His world was beginning to rain. When the water level rises high enough to reach the top of the beach, this dragon will be the overlord of the sea! "

It's a pity that his "trapped land dragon" was destroyed by me in the end.

The matchmaker looked like she had a toothache, and there was a look of regret on her face. She anxiously slapped her thigh to vent and said, "I want to … If I had known what would happen … I forgot to introduce my daughter to your brother! Although my daughter is still young, it doesn't matter if she's a few years older! A few more years and you'll have five thousand dollars. Oh, no, fifteen thousand! Can a person earn this much in their lifetime!? "Oh my mother, my heart hurts!" He was so angry that he wiped away his tears.

Er Nengdan gave her 20 yuan and said: "Take it first. After the two of them get married, I'll give you 200 yuan."

"Good, good, good! Er Nengdan can do it! Such a rare and magnificent person! " The matchmaker was touched by the money.

At that time, the matchmaker said it would be nice to get a dollar as a medium.

I couldn't help but to worry for Er Nengdan. While no one was paying attention to him, I whispered into his ear: "Second Brother, you're just a driver, where did you get so much money from?"

Er Nengdan smirked and said softly: "Driver, do you really think I'm just a driver? Go to the city and ask around, find out who Jin Yunshan is! Being a chauffeur for the county magistrate was just a way for me to go. If I say that I am now eating both black and white, would you believe me? "

"Second Brother, you better not do anything illegal!"

Er Nengdan did not speak, he only smiled on the surface.

The few of us took the bus home.

Soon, news of my blind date spread through the countryside. Everyone was talking about it. It was said that the family of Wang Zhai Village was blessed, and there was no difference between it and a pie that fell from the sky. In this way, if that daughter of his still didn't want to marry him, then in the future, who would dare to befriend that daughter of his?

Some people also said that Er Nengdan had guts, and that he was definitely a character. In the future, he would definitely not only be driving for the county magistrate, but would sooner or later become a rare treasure that would only appear once in a hundred years.

It was a sunny day. I couldn't hold back and went to Blind Old Lady's house. She was sitting in a rattan chair, warming herself in the courtyard. She had no children and lived alone. In the sunlight, her face, covered with two large copper coins, was looking at me as if she could see me. "How dare you come to me!" she said.

"Great-grandma, I have something to ask you!" I stood far away, afraid to go too far ahead.

"What is it?"

"Tell me, how big of a change can this Er Nengdan actually make?"

After a moment of silence, the Blind Old Lady asked with a solemn expression, "Do you know of Du Yuesheng?"

"Yes, I know, the Shanghai boss of the old society!" Following Jiang Yin. Ji Shi is the sworn brother! " I was excited.

"He, Jin Yunshan, is the next Du Yuesheng!"