Swallow back to the mountain.
It was the first time General Ye Lao came to this little-known and legendary Lin's Xiaoguan.
There are not many guards he takes when he goes out. There is only one man and one woman. The man's surname is Driver Zhao and a runner, and the woman's surname is Secretary Qian who is also a reading glasses.
Well, it is said that General Ye Lao is too old and his eyesight has deteriorated severely, so he usually counts on these two people.
"The tree at this door...yes, what kind, is it such a tall and brightly grown, is it a mutated celosia? When I look back, let me get a few of them back and plant them in my yard."
Xiao Zhao swallowed and looked at the dense mouth, "Good general, I'll find someone to do it later."
But in my mind, I wondered where to go on the whole tree that looked more similar in color to this thing-of course, it was the one that didn't move.
"Pattern."
General Ye stepped on it, feeling as if there was some kind of leaking sound of melons and fruits cracking.
"Oh... I forgot to bring my glasses when I went out, did we walk into someone else's vegetable garden?"
Xiaoqian pouted,
"Every time you are asked to wear glasses, you will follow the execution ground, and you still say that the image of the glasses is about a hundred years old, and you still expect to scare those recruits with your eyes?"
General Ye Lao said,
"Lao Tzu is called the treasure of not being old, not only is not old, there is no rust, you know?"
"Yes, yes... you are right, but can you put on the glasses in your hidden pocket first, otherwise you don't even know who Lin Chou is... right? Such an important meeting , You don’t want to see Mr. Lin next time, do you?"
General Ye was unhappy, "I must have forgotten my glasses on the desk, well, I came too anxiously."
Xiao Qian laughed.
"Lao Ye, in the left trouser pocket, I can see the glasses legs, quickly take them out, put them on~!"
Ye Lao sighed.
"Old man, it's not useful, even you little girl dare to bully me, Lao Ye."
Xiao Qian's mouth twitched.
"My general, little girl? My granddaughter is six years old, and I am sixty-three this year..."
"Ah? Really... Then Xiao Zhao is still young..."
Xiao Zhao said innocently,
"General, I am seventy-one this year... I recruited the small money for you..."
"..."
As soon as Lin Chou saw what happened to the good guy, these three had passed for several centuries. I was really afraid that they would become a pile of corpses as they walked...
"Ahem... welcome..."
Regardless, age is always a respectable option.
Old Ye smiled and said,
"Okay, well, welcome... welcome... girl, get me some tea for the old man... I'm old at this age, and I always want to run to the toilet, but I want to drink a sip of tea..."
No, doesn't it make sense that your old man wears glasses? From where I can tell that this handsome is a girl. If you can't see it, just listen to this sound.
"Xiao Qian" and "Xiao Zhao" laughed and coughed again and again.
Lin Chou was really afraid that they would lose their breath, and shouted against the old man’s ear,
"Old... master... son... you... can... hear... me... say... words... do you... I... yes ...Male...of...~!!!"
General Ye Lao roared,
"I have bad eyesight, I am not deaf!!"
"..."
Lin Chou chatted,
"Cough cough, don't get excited, old man, yelling is very hurtful...Also, I only have cold brewed tea here, which is not suitable for your old man's age to drink. Or, give you an old cup of coconut juice. .."
"Your kid... when was you blind?"
"???"
"Me! My name is Ye! You weren't the one who yelled at me last time? You yelled this time?"
"..."
Lin Chou was stunned. When did he meet this old man?
Xiao Zhaodao,
"This is General Ye Lao of the Garrison, the father of Lieutenant General Ye Ming."
"..."
Fuck, Lin Chou scratched his head for a while,
"Father, you have also studied disguise?"
"That's why Lao Tzu asked when you were blind. Didn't Lao Tzu wear a military uniform and shave, so I can't recognize it?"
"..."
If Lin Chou remembers correctly, the last time I saw General Ye was a high-spirited middle-aged man, how could he become an old man in a blink of an eye?
"Years, it's really a pig-killing knife..."
"I heard it!"
"Ahem." Lin Chou rolled his eyes, "General Ye is coming here, I don't know what you can do?"
Old Ye blinked,
"Not only blind, but also stupid, what else can I do when I come to the restaurant, of course it is eating!"
Lin Chou decided in his heart that this old man must have been bullied by his old lady and came here to roll around.
Well, the customer is God, come and return in sorrow.
"Okay, what can you eat then?"
General Ye Lao screamed and threw the dentures into the enamel jar that came with him.
"Three fried rice cakes, thank you."
"Are you not afraid to stick your gums down?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Ahem, nothing, nothing, sorry, there is no fried rice cake."
"Marinose."
"...nor."
"Pancake fruit, this should always be there!"
"...I really don't have this."
"Aren't you a restaurant?"
Lin Chou pointed to the roof, "The menu is on the top, and ordering is not supported."
"You don't want to order food, why do you ask me what to eat?"
"I asked you to order the dishes hanging on it."
"Also, sir, can't you order some healthy dishes that are within your power?"
With thirteen tricks, the old man finally laughed.
"Boy, no good, much better than my son..."
Ye Ming?
Lin Chou really didn't hear whether this was complimenting or splashing dirty water.
"Let's not get around it, what the **** is going on, just tell me."
General Ye Lao said sternly,
"The garrison hopes that you will give us the quota for the dragon and tiger fight next month."
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"In the beginning, it was the Scientific Research Institute, and then the Development Committee. Next month, it will be your garrison."
General Ye Lao smiled awkwardly.
"Well, the garrison... didn't catch... the caracal cat."
"Walk slowly without paying attention to the car, thank you for your cooperation."
General Ye was anxious.
"Don't tell me, the **** in the research institute lack great virtues. They grabbed a few caracal cats and hid them... Zu Shan was almost turned over by them, let us go to the defense army Where can I find the caracal cat again, little friend Lin, look, can you be a little accommodating?"
"Definitely not! It was said at the time, you take the caracal cat and I cook, I will not participate in the matter of who comes first, you rank your own."
Old Ye said,
"Ah, where did you want to go? You don't need to intervene in this matter, leave it to my old Ye to be a white face, you just need to nod.
"What do you mean?"
Old Ye nodded, Xiao Qian turned around and walked up from the mountain with another person after a while.
Lin Chou's eyebrows are twisted together.
"Old Xue?!"
Xue Zhen nodded and smiled bitterly.
"Little friend Lin, the old man didn't expect to meet again so soon."
Speaking of disgust, after so many tossings, I really can't mention any disgust to him. The old guy still has some personal charm.
As for the good feelings, bah, bad old guys have good feelings, so it must have multiple tastes? !