Yan Huishan, Lin's Xiaoguan.
It may be due to the fact that the chicken fir oil is cheap enough. This is the day that the most cash has been received since Da Lin Chou opened a restaurant.
Looking at the Yuanjing tickets in the drawer of the counter that were almost full, Boss Lin almost cried out with a sore nose—mmp. After earning so much for several months, he finally saw the money back!
Lin Chou: Why does it feel so awkward?
Lin Chou was very swollen, swelling to the point where his brain became excited and happy to plant the powerful genetically modified cucumbers produced by the pit father system that "have natural curvature and are very easy to use".
Lin Chou looked at the ridges of cucumber fields and felt that this was not the right option.
"It feels like something might happen," he muttered, "We will only offer sliced cucumbers in the future, eh."
At this time, a Prince Huang Dashan passed by,
"I'll carry a few mentions of Happy Water, and I drank all the things in the machine in front."
Lin Chou doubted,
"Happy water? Why don't you drink today?"
——" ̄□ ̄||"
Huang Dashan looked at the sky speechlessly, but it was a pity that the clouds over Yanhui Mountain were so dark that there were no stars.
He faintly said,
"Since the red-eyed guy has an ominous premonition since I dated you, I'd better drink less..."
"Ciao, what does it mean to have an appointment with me!!"
"Huh? You still want to deny it, isn't it you? Last time he was justified and asked you for a drink! You have beaten others so badly that you want to admit it when you lift your pants?"
"..."
Bang~
Su Yourong followed the sound and took the pan from Master Master's hand, "Ah, the nose is a bit crooked, this is a defective product!"
Shan Ye slipped away with her tail between her feet, for fear that the upright girl asked her master to make a first-class product with the same facial expression.
There were six mentions of Happy Water in the Fat House, Lin Chou and Shan Ye alone carried a few mentions and put them on the hillside. A group of evolutionaries with red faces and thick necks who had already drank came over.
"Oh, it's still iced, super Ness."
"It's a sin to drink this on a hot day, it's too sinful-give me a bucket!"
"No, I remember that when I was a child, there was an old orange juice store in Xiacheng District that had been open for decades. A big bucket of orange juice had 2.5 circulation points, but with ice it would require 3 circulation points..."
Lin Chou cast a sideways look at Huang Dashan.
"Didn't you drink less, how much did you drink?"
Huang Dashan smiled,
"Drinking all the Qingquan Mountain and beer that survived the disaster, I'm so weak, I really didn't dare to drink your wine, I guess if I take a few sips, the red-eyed ones will pop out to trouble me..."
He filled a large glass of Coke with tons and tons, his expression was so serious that he burst into the crowd in front of him to toast, shouting hoarsely,
"Ula!"
The mountains and plains were suddenly silent, and the needles were still audible.
Countless pairs of red eyeballs with bloodshot eyes stared at Lord Shan with an unpredictable attitude.
Huang Dashan swallowed his saliva,
"Ah, what? Now that I said I called the wrong slogan, is it too late..."
"Come and come, all have it, tactical happy water, a cup of respect for the past, a cup of respect for freedom!"
It was finally normal, countless respondents,
"dry!"
"Walk~"
There are also Ying Zhujing who took the opportunity to thank XX,
"Thanks to the care of my eldest brother for many years, I will do it first, eldest brother and sister-in-law, you are free!
——Almost fight.
This group of evolutionists will go to the wilderness tomorrow to go to the wilderness, and after a drunken afternoon, go back to sleep in the car, but Lin Chou has to prepare a braided bun for tomorrow’s breakfast, and is busy with the bread bun. stop.
As for the big-breasted sister Yourong and the female evolutionary among the hunters, the occupation of the back mountain is prohibited.
They were soaking in the spring, Huang Dashan dared not speak.
"Ε=(′ο`*))) alas"
Lin Chou looked up at Huang Dashan.
"This is the nineteenth time you sighed, or you should go, I promise you are not life-threatening-you should."
Ever since Huang’s criminal voyeurism was discovered last time, the woman who loves hot springs has guarded against Shan Ye, so she had to put up a sign next to the spring water in Houshan that said “Huang Dashan and dogs are not allowed to enter”.
Last time it was half-dead, this time it is estimated to be fully cooked.
Shan Ye said,
"Niang Xipi, what's the difference between hot springs and beaches? There are still a bunch of girls in Mingguang Port basking in the sun and surfing every day, and they don’t wear anything. I take a look at them to save them from wasting resources. !"
"..."
It's so arrogant,
"You go tell them about this~"
Oh, it's obviously a physical theory.
Huang Dashan chatted,
"Speaking of how Leng Han and Qing Yu left, hot springs, it feels like they have replaced your dishes and become the favorite of the women on the mountain in Yanhui, and they actually left."
Lin Chou said quietly,
"If you are not there, they will be there."
"Convex"
Your kid's purpose is not pure.
Huang Dashan choked,
"People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not get a knife, and often walk by the river, if you want to win, gou, next time, next time I will never get caught!"
After all, being caught is the ending of a dog belt. This technique only has two chances to perform in a lifetime, so the process from setting goals to achieving them is very important.
Lin Shou's kitchen knives are all raised,
"Ok?"
Shan Ye secondly counseled,
"Give you a refill."
"Master Shan, actually...do you have any misunderstandings about your own position?"
"???"
A certain Lin wants to speak but stops.jpg
"Those on the back mountain haven't had any babies yet. They are really not suitable for you."
"???"
Lin Chou talked freely.
"Don't you realize that you actually have a special temperament, which is especially attractive to the mature and sweet wife who carries a pink loli with you."
"Shen Feng and the others have told me several times, I think it makes sense, you see, for example, the Queen, such as Tong Dajie, right?"
Huang Dashan: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
This is the eternal pain in Shan Ye's heart, and he is always dragged out and cruelly pricked.
Shan Ye's eyes were erratic, and his expression was cautious and incredulous.
He opened his mouth wide,
"Wangtian... even you... can I see it??"
Wipe, what's the name, even this handsome can see it, can this handsome see it strange?
Lin Sorrow happily said,
"Really, you can try, we are all your solid backing."
emmmmm, ever since I met Master Shan Lin Chou, I have always heard that he has a talent for raising children.
For example, the youngest girl in Bai Qiong's first family, Shan Ye, often goes to work as a nanny. It is said that the little girl is always happy when she sees Huang Dashan, as if she has an affinity for the little baby.
correct,
Shan Ye and Li Heigou can now have a combination, specifically to take care of the children, one responsible for mental communication and the other responsible for physical supply.
I earn a lot of circulation points, and I can also reap the favor of a number of beautiful wives and mothers at a fixed time.
Proper~
Lin Chou said this idea, and finally said,
"Anyway, your old man is idle, and even those two little yellow chickens can't be raised and can only be sent back to Luanshan. What a shame, isn't it?"
Huang Dashan seemed to have really been substituted in, and his face turned green as he thought about it.
"Fuck, your topic is turning too fast, no, no, I'm motion sick!"
"Speaking of the car, I finally sent out the funny little sheep with my own...Why don't you get a saddle for Si Gouzi? It feels a bit inconvenient to always stand while dragging Mao~"
I have to say that a mount of the Si Gouzi level is quite cool to take out. In addition to being a bit hot, the comfort is guaranteed.
The poor four dogs can't eat well and sleep well, and they have to be worried about by the big boss. Their fate is simply horrible.
——Well, it’s best to hang a few more sturdy big pockets on it. The four dogs are very strong, and there is no pressure to carry things on them.
Lin Chou suddenly remembered,
"Hey, in April, you can pick up a yellow plate holding seeds on the northeast beach of Mingguang, right?"
Huang Dashan thought for a while,
"It should be, what..."
"Of course I'm going to pick it up, just in time, the starfish won't taste good after some time."
In the northeastern waters of Mingguang, there are a huge number of yellow starfish the size of an adult's palm. Mingguang people call them yellow plates. They have poisonous skin, little flesh but a lot of seeds, and they are very fresh.
Every April, the juveniles produced in batches of purple abalones in the sea last fall just grow to the size of 6~12mm, which is the size that the yellow plate likes. They will get close to the beach to feed on enough small abalones and start their own reproduction. period.
At this time, there is no need to go to the sea, you can pick up a lot of them near the beach.
Huang Dashan rolled his eyes,
"I don't like this name."
His own surname is Huang, and the team name is Panshan. It is strange that he can like the nickname Haixing.
Huang Dashan said,
"You can be honest, can you let our big guy stop and eat a few good meals?"
Lin Chou was right when he thought about it, and stood up and said,
"Then I will go now and come back before dawn, so I can't delay earning money~"
Huang Dashan: Say!
"I'll go with you, you kid, don't expect to run away, you will also be dragged back by procrastination."
Zhengxiang, who was sleeping for Si Gouzi who was standing guard for the Houshan Women's Army, was awakened by Lin Chou's voice and prepared a few big sacks. Lin Chou and Huang Dashan stood on Si Gouzi and set off from the mountain stream to the northeast coast.
To the left of the two of them is the plain area occupied by Mingguang, and to the right is the dark and dark Ancestral Mountain, where beasts roar and insects cried one after another.
Huang Dashan pierced his ears,
"The strange beast has slowed down so quickly? Last time the tide of beasts did not consume less... the dog said that it can really give birth... Mingguang is also unlucky..."
Lin Chou nodded, thinking in his heart,
"The alien beast will soon pass the mass breeding period, and the meat quality will be much better. Well, the civet cat in May and June~"
Huang Dashan: "..."
Yes, there is nothing to worry about the country and the people at all with this kid, and I turned it around and adjusted it all to eat.
——But, your Shan Ye likes this aunt the most!
For the height of Si Gouzi, there was no pressure at all when wading through the mountain stream, and the two and one dog quickly reached the beach on the northeast coast.
Lin Chou threw the things in his hand to Lord Shan,
"Here, the handle of the fence can be pulled out for a while, and you can hook the starfish close by when you stand on the shore. It's yellow, it's obvious."
Huang Dashan was speechless for a long while carrying a broken fence with a long handle.
"Then what are you going to do?"
"Walking inside, the inside is bigger and fatter. When I went to the inner bay last time, I seemed to see a lot of outcropping reefs. I might be able to get some scallops and abalones. Maybe there are black gold abalones. ~"
Occasionally, the sea hunting team can bring back some black gold abalones with good color from the northern waters, but they are not up to the standard of 12.5 centimeters before the catastrophe, and they can only be regarded as dwarf among black gold abalones.
Shan Ye looked at him suspiciously,
"I'm rubbing, isn't your kid going to run again, right?"
Lin Sorrow said,
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, I think there are a lot of them. I will go back to steam the steamed buns before dawn. I'm busy."
Shan Ye cocked his mouth, seeing Lin Chou's several ups and downs disappearing into the dark sea in an extreme manner, and honestly picked up the starfish.
"Mmp, I don't even talk about giving benefits to big guys if I have this skill. I really want to play water drifting too."
The starfish below the surface of the sea was rolled into a ball because of the intense waves.
"Stupid, you can't run away if you are full, where in the world is there a free lunch~"
Shan Ye stabs it, and the tip of the fence immediately pierces the starfish, and the white mucus pops out, and it turns into a yellowish-brown.
"..."
"Is this stuff really edible? Don't you bluff me, kid!"
It's impossible to eat all the seafood by the sea. Huang Dashan is someone who has never eaten a starfish. Looking at this thing, it looks weird.
"It's a loss, it's treated as free labor...emmmm, but the civet is okay, remember."
Huang Dashan looked at the dark sea as he grabbed it. If Lin Chou slipped under his eyelids, it is estimated that someone who can't eat buns tomorrow will wrap him up.
More than an hour later, Lin Chou came back carrying the sack and ran off again with the sentence "There are really black golden abalones".
Huang Dashan opened the sack, and the good guy was a sack of yellow and white starfish, and there was only a **** abalone on top, and he was speechless.
It was another three hours for Lin Chou.
Huang Dashan had filled all the sacks long ago, and the four dogs looked at each other helplessly.
Pop~
Huang Dashan casually slapped a mutant mosquito that was half a circle larger than a grasshopper to death, and suddenly his hands were full of blood--really* full of blood.
"My Nima..."
If I stay here and run to find him, I guess it is the kind of giant mutant mosquito whose mouthparts can be mounted on a car to be used as a rib thorn-his pangolin loves this thing.
The four dogs gasped and gasped,
"Wow~"
Prince Huang felt that he was being mocked.
However, can't afford to provoke.
As long as the red-eyed person does not run out to Sa Huan, the dog can slap him to death five times in three seconds.
"Take it, take it!"
Lin Chou carried an oversized sack in each hand and ran back from the sea with the other on his head.
He said happily,
"If it's not too dark to see, you can grab more, I guess all the big guys are lying on the bottom of the sea."
Huang Dashan asked,
"How much did you do?"
"There are 13 of them over the size of a slap, and there are still small ones.
"mutated?"
"It seems that half of it is mutated, I didn't pay attention."
Lin Chou blinked at Shan Ye suddenly.
"Where did you... just sit?"
The Lord Shan is inexplicable, and I don’t know why Lin Chou suddenly asked such a question.
"Sit here, on the bag."
Lin Chou sighed,
"Did I tell you that the thorny skin of a starfish is poisonous before I leave?"
Lord Shan has already noticed something bad,
"Yes, of course not!"
"Oh, no wonder~"
"..."
Gone?
Don't you want to say something else when you step on a horse? !