Chapter 1184： Materialism

Regarding chatting up, and asking girls to eat, drink, and drink that may exist after chatting up, Wu Ke sticks to his own principles, or the principle of purse.

This is just like the fancy paper drunk gold fan when there were no unlisted events in the first half of the month. There is a high probability that the event will depend on grabbing food from the dog to make a living.

After all, the wives of paper people are also wives. Many men, while ignorant of their youth or middle-aged age, have relied on paper people’s wives to bring a hint of warmth in some long nights.

It is inevitable that Wu *second half of the month* has reservations-even if the golden licking dog guesses, it will not be so frantic, and love at first sight will not work!

Fortunately, the girl did not find any loopholes in Wu Ke's words.

From the time Wu Ke discovered her until now, she didn't even lift her head. How could she be able to see the menu hanging high on the beam of the room?

"Wait a minute!"

Wu Ke graciously poured a cup of bubbling fat house happy water for the sister, plus four ice cubes that were so cold as to spit out white steam.

You see, this is the performance of wit. With super simple techniques, you can easily reap double happiness.

"Brother Chou is busy, wait for him to come out in a while, we will order food again."

What a joke, Wu Ke would not be so stupid to call Lin Chou out to order immediately.

On the one hand, it is likely to make Lin Chou, who is cooking big beef kidneys, thunderous, and on the other hand, doesn't it mean that he will reduce the time spent with the girl by himself?

"What do you want to eat? Do you want to try what I recommend..."

Wu Ke asked again.

"A dumpling..." the girl said with her head tilted and her soft hair curled up.

hiss!

Wu Ke took a breath.

This action is so warm! Is it too cute?

Why is she teasing her hair, she is really plucking my heart...

Wu Ke twisted his thigh and forced himself to calm down, muttering quickly in his mouth.

"Don't believe in love at first sight, then the **** is self-satisfied, the color is empty and the color..."

It's ridiculous, I actually, seems, probably fell in love with a girl who hasn't seen her face!

The duck that reaches its mouth can't fly anymore, calm down, and be calm.

Wu Ke showed an appropriate, gentle and classical smile in the style of a scientific research institute.

"Dumplings, Brother Chou may not have dumplings here. Have you eaten meat Yan, Taiping Yan, the southern dishes before the cataclysm. In Mingguang, only Brother Chou has the most authentic..."

Wu Ke silently added in his heart-and it was cheap, only three hundred circulation points.

"Dumplings..."

The girl whispered, and her faint voice was hoarse, especially ethereal.

Wu Ke shivered.

"This..."

At this moment, what **** girl, what cockbreaking love at first sight...

They all turned into cold sweats and urine in just one second. He thought of Taipingyan, who had caused Shen Daru to lose three million yuan, and thought of the green rice porridge that caused so-and-so tears in the basin. Almost the same as Shen Feng, the pig blood soup that Shen Feng scalded to death...

Order this kind of stuff that Lin Chou hasn't done before, and it's an ordinary stuff that doesn't have the same-level ingredients, he will go bankrupt! !

The fear of bankruptcy instantly overwhelmed all the sprouting emotions of Researcher Wu, giving him the urge to turn his head and run away immediately.

But goose...

A head with a particularly messy hair poked out of the kitchen.

"Oh, you are here, why don't you call me?"

Wu Ke was instantly stiff-a pill!

Do you and my wallet surnamed Lin have a grudge, huh? !

Lin Chou happily said with a steaming scent of beef kidney.

"What to eat?"

"Dumplings, I want to eat dumplings."

The girl lifted her chin slightly.

Lin Chou glanced at him for a moment, then turned his head and gave a thumbs up to Wu Ke.

"Hey, you really have you~"

After speaking, he went back to the kitchen without hesitation.

Wu Ke opened his mouth,

"Then what... I'm not... I don't..."

Wu Ke is really not afraid of being misunderstood by Lin Chou, but...

This guy is really going to make dumplings, but I’m going to do it, I’m going to pack it up and spend the second half of the month in a team with Si Gouzi. Will Si Gouzi generously divide him into one or two bones?

"Ahem... can you... change the dish... that dumpling..."

When Wu Ke said this, he was embarrassed and almost committed cancer.

His face burned in panic, and he felt that his face was bursting with sparks.

"Dumplings!" The girl whispered rather stubbornly.

"..."

Wu Ke wanted to say something more, but the girl's emotions suddenly became agitated.

"It's late... Dumplings... I want dumplings!!!"

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With such a voice, Wu Ke's hairs stood up all over his body.

"cold..."

Years of home life made him instinctively feel that things were not right, and turned his head to drill into the kitchen——

"hiss!"

The room was still that room, but the door of the kitchen turned into a solid wall at some point, and the light on the beams became more dim, dim and cold.

"I...I am..."

Wu Ke was stunned. When he looked back at the girl who fell in love at first sight, she found that the girl had stood up somehow, and the clothes and bare skin on his body were stained with a layer of burnt paper dust. It looks like the whole person is growing fluffy mildew spots.

Lying in a big trough, this researcher has a long-standing old trough who does not know how to vomit!

Official civil servants, materialists, and socialist core values ​​of the Mingguang Research Institute are shrouded in...

Me, Wu Ke, hit a ghost today? ?

For a second or two, Wu Ke almost didn't control his laugh...It's not scientific at all...

"Fuck, the window is gone!"

Turning to look at the young lady, her body was already ticking in the black water, a foul smell struck, making Wu Kezhi nauseous.

"Nima, help..."

Wu Ke said that he is really not afraid of ghosts! He is so afraid of death! That young lady looked like I was going to stab you to death with the newly grown black nails, okay!

The young lady stood upright by the table, her head drooping and her hair scattered, and her hands were getting dark and dirty nails growing at a super fast speed. She was scratched. It was either rabies or tetanus. It was terrible!

Wu Ke shrank in the corner and swallowed desperately.

To tell the truth, if it weren't for the cold air and dripping black water, Wu Ke felt that she still had an alternative Coser beauty, very decadent.

The young lady suddenly raised her head, revealing a face that looked like she had been chopped for seventeen or eighteen dollars and placed on the ground with a big foot in nail shoes, No. 45, stepped on twenty feet, and her gums were jagged. 'S Broken Tooth roared,

"Dumpling... I'm so hungry... I hate it!"

Wu Ke panicked, and spoke the classic and very applicable lines in a serious manner.

"Miss Sister, we have no grievances in the past and no grudges in the near future!"

"And I'm very poor as an orphan. Can you stop being an orphan who specifically selects a poor guy like me... There is a cook in the kitchen, and I tell you that the cook is very yang energy, there are thieves? Nutrition, you go find him..."

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Miss Sister's confused and bloodshot eyes rolled around, obviously not able to understand Wu Ke's long-windedness.

Wu Ke felt that there was a play, and said in a quick tone.

"Really young lady, you are so beautiful, right? You shouldn't put your taste so low. What age are you from? You see, the world is different now. There are mutant evolutionists everywhere, and they are super naive. Si’s, strong and delicious, eat one top three, eat three full for half a year, why should you look for a weak chicken like me, staying in the work unit all the time dealing with various chemical agents and biological toxins, maybe my meat It's sour and toxic, right...really unhealthy..."

"Howl!" The young lady interrupted Wu Ke with a sharp and miserable howl, "Hate! Shut up! Kill you..."