People who only had little fat legs couldn't hurt them.
His mother had begun using brute force to beat up his crown prince …
If brute force couldn't solve the problem, she would use scissors to solve it.
No, he still quite liked this set of Crown Prince's costume.
He stared at her with infinite bitterness.
However, Her Excellency mother would always have a lot of perverted logic.
"What are you looking at? If you keep looking, you also want to take a bath." Little kids who don't take a bath don't grow up to be big. "
Xiao Bao saw that little imp, who never cooperated properly, was curled his lips in dissatisfaction.
She put her hand on his small head and said, "I'll tell you, son. A little kid who doesn't like to take baths is not only small, but there's also no JJ. "
"Ugh …"
little imp was shocked by her.
The poor little girl's face turned completely red. In this world, how could one be so careless and produce such a mother that could cause endless criticism!
At this moment, the palace maids were all silent.
She was frozen by this top quality Treasure Concubine.
The words of this lady made everyone's teeth chatter.
The five-year-old little imp pointed to the bathtub and said, "This tub is too shallow."
"It's alright. Although this basin is shallow, it's still big enough for you to bathe in."
Little Treasure interrupted.
He had to strangle all the reasons why he didn't want to take a bath in the cradle!
The five-year-old little imp once again decided that he had to protect his privacy. He stomped on Little Fatty's feet and said: "This basin is too shallow, it can't even reach my feet."
Xiaobao immediately snorted. "That's because your Little Fatty's legs are too short!"
Humph, all reasons not to take a bath is not a reason!
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little imp was heartlessly injured by the phrase "your little fat feet are too short".
How could she have such a mother, ruthlessly slandering her precious son's lofty image!
Mom is a bad person!
little imp, whose face was filled with grievance, decided to despise her ruthlessly with her beautiful big watery eyes.
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"Hurry up and wash, otherwise the water will be cold." If I give you a bath barrel that's too deep, and you purposefully stay in it and don't come out, when I catch you, I'll accidentally splash water all over my body and it'll be over. "
He twisted his plump waist unnaturally.
Sigh, my mother was pregnant for ten months. She ate too much food.
He really was a five year old little chubby kid.
The close-fitting boxers he wore were made by this unscrupulous mother.
Although the clothes were still rather fresh, it was still quite comfortable.
is not oppressed to the point that it is trying to grow... that place... ( Under the cover of his face, everyone understood.)
But why was there a pig's head with two big nostrils drawn on the back of each pair of pants!
At the corners of each pair of pants, there were even two swaying pig ears sticking out.
Evil...
At that time, his mother had just taken it out for him to try on.
All the ladies went away laughing secretly.
If they did not laugh in front of him, it would seriously hurt his pride.
In the end, under his intense request, the pig-headed pants were swapped for a pair of pants with a large amount of love imprinted on it …
The great love was now flaunting itself behind his little pawning--but what he could not bear most of all was a red lip print at the center of the great love!
All of this was the work of this wicked mother!
He didn't want others to see it, but now, because of his mother's actions, it was all seen by others.
What was in her little head?
He couldn't figure it out at all.
55555... He had no face to see others.
Little him, he really wanted to hang himself.
Little Treasure grabbed his little fat hands and prepared to take off his love panties.
The palace maids, dressed in royal robes of fine thorns and phoenix wings, waited respectfully at the side.
They were both staring at the mother and son duo in the fight with curious eyes.
Their faces couldn't help but smile — oh, oh, oh, how excited they were. Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh. He was so excited … It was about to begin. Take good notes with your eyes.
While Little Treasure was hugging his son and stripping him of his love panties …
Feng Yi came back with a fan of feathers.
He was still dressed in a graceful style, walking with a sway, as if others didn't know he was here.
As soon as he arrived at the door, he heard little imp's voice as if he was slaughtering a pig, "Ah, ah … Go away, go away... I don't want a bath! Let me go, let me go! "
Hearing this sound, which sounded like it was about to be murdered, Feng Yi's teeth were frozen in place.
To make the conceited and proud little imp howl so shamelessly, only that dead woman Hua Xiaobao had the ability to do so.
When he turned the heavy carved screen and lifted the curtain of pearls that showed the morning sun of the phoenix.
What caught his eye was a pair of large, loving pants. In the middle of the pants, there was a terrifying red lip.
Uh, what a naughty pair of pants.
Who was it that had so calmly put it on?
Feng Yi looked carefully — Wow, he had found a new continent, how could he continue to go through it bravely …
That pink heart rolled over in Feng Yi's mind, and over again.
In fact, the pattern of love was still acceptable to his heart.
What made him most unable to keep his composure was that there was a big red lips on the back of her hair.
He immediately had the urge to vomit …
Isn't that the same as scaring back from Concubine Ming's big red mouth? As soon as I returned, I saw another big red lips.
Feng Yi patted his own little heart. Luckily this king managed to come back alive, I wasn't suffocated to death by the combined smell of those dozens of different types of fragrances.
The palace maids continued to stare wide-eyed as they watched the top quality "Sky Bath" for free.
Hua Xiaobao was sweating profusely as he held his son's fat hands and pulled at his panties.
As for little imp, her face was completely red, as though she was wearing a pair of loveless panties.
Seeing this, Feng Yi immediately understood the gist of it. Such a cold and proud little imp actually knew how to be shy? Hahaha …
With a wave of his fan, he finally chased away all the palace maids whose eyes were filled with blossoms of love.
In the downcast eyes of the palace maids, there was infinite resentment.
little imp immediately quieted down.
Hua Xiaobao raised his head, saw Feng Yi, and said: "What are you doing here?"
"Come and look …" "Son."
Feng Yi stared at Hua Xiaobei's loving panties and smiled.
"Didn't you see that I was bathing him? We don't have time to play with you right now. "
Little Treasure pulled his son over.
"Hmm, there's no one left now. You can wash it now."
Feng Yi said, he sat on the chair and poured himself a cup of tea to drink.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that little imp had not moved, the redness on her face had not disappeared yet.
After he finished drinking, Feng Yi walked in front of Hua Xiaobei and said:
"Son, what's there to be embarrassed about? If you have something, I have it too."
Because Feng Yi distracted the little imp's attention, Xiao Bao immediately grabbed him and threw him into the steaming hot bathtub while holding his naked and fat son.
Feng Yi laughed, then sat back on the chair and continued to drink his good tea.
The little imp's boundless resentment had been destroyed by Little Treasure, and a layer of his skin had been washed away …
It was time to change his clothes.
Hua Xiaobao laughed complacently.
They saw …
With a "Hua La" sound, the new pair of panties became "egg-raw" again.
This time, the animal model was — Elephant!
Very cute, this was another feat that Hua Xiaobao had designed.
Absolutely one of the best in the world, to be able to mesmerize a person to death without paying with one's life. It was one of the best in the world.
You really didn't learn drawing and designing for nothing.
Look, there are two pairs of elephant ears on the other side of the fence.
One ear was drawn on each side of the fence. When the wind blew, it could still move.
The most unusual thing was that the elephant's nose was mounted on the front of his pants...
Well, that's where the little thing was.
Little Treasure began to sing.
Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long?
Mother said, the nose is long, only is beautiful!
Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long?
Mother said, the nose is long, only is beautiful!
Hua Xiaobao held up his cotton pants, showing off to little imp: "Son, look, Mom has designed a new type of pants for you! There's only one item on sale in the world. "He's simply too handsome, hahaha …"
He stared at this "heaven-shaking divine tool".
'Clang! 'a loud sound was heard.
Feng Yi's chin dropped …
What kind of monster was this pair of pants?
Ah, ah, ah …
How terrifying.
'Clang! 'Another' clang 'sound was heard.
little imp's proud little heart shattered into pieces.
Why is the world so, so careless.
Producing this kind of terrifying mother.
This was too much of a blow to him.
Hua Xiaobei used his big, watery eyes to stare at the "Elephant Pants" in Xiao Bao's hands.
"Come on, son, we'll wear new pants, white and cotton, and it'll be quite comfortable."
Little Treasure bared his eight neat and tidy teeth at little imp.
The problem was that the little imp did not appreciate it.
He didn't want to wear it.
No, no.
Xiao Bao looked at Feng Yi and crooked his finger at him.
As Feng Yi was feeling suspicious, he walked forward.
Little Treasure tossed three pairs of panties to him and asked him to hold them open — —
NO1: "Inside the Elephant" as just introduced.
Feng Yi's face was filled with black lines. Even if he had been beaten back to the age of five, he would definitely not wear it.
It hurt his teeth.
Poor little imp … There is such a mother... Is it the great fortune in life, or is it the unspeakable hidden toothache in life?
NO4: "Inside the Turtle" of the Angel Wings.
The picture on the back of Little Pike was a large tortoise shell.
On both sides of the tortoise shell, white Angel wings grew.
With a slight movement of his small wings, the turtle would fly with a plop, plop plop plop …
This... How to describe this?
Feng Yi's teeth once again ached from the pain. This design was too BT! He didn't even have a line to describe it anymore. Hua Xiaobao was a terrifying woman!
NO3: Two large, upturned nostrils called "Baby Pig Inside".
This was really the first time he had seen a piglet with its nose facing the sky.
Feng Yi originally wanted to hold back from laughing.
However, he couldn't hold it in.
The more he held himself back, the more he suffered from internal injuries.
God, he couldn't laugh even if he wanted to, let alone if he didn't want to.
What should he do? He was going to suppress his internal injuries until they bled profusely.
"Here are three new panties. Pick one yourself."
Evil Woman Hua Xiaobao placed her hands on her waist as she commanded the little imp.
The pitiful little imp stared at the three inns in front of him as he broke out in a cold sweat. Howl, howl, howl!
Feng Yi started laughing, hehe …
Finally, he got the chance to embarrass the little imp.
Haha … I told you to ignore me before — "Shut up, shut up!"
"Choose quickly. "Son …"
Feng Yi opened his big mouth and laughed unhappily.
Watching little imp eat the turtle made her happy.
But to be honest, the design of these three panties was very novel.
It wasn't like he had never been to the human world.
He had seen all sorts of novel designs. It was just that Hua Xiaobao's plan was too wicked. He couldn't accept it at all!
A flash of light flashed through little imp's small head.
He arrogantly extended her pinky finger and pointed it at Feng Yi, "If he's willing to try it on first, I won't have a problem."
Hearing that the little imp had to cooperate.
Little Treasure's large eyes were filled with electric bulbs.
She glanced at Feng Yi.
Feng Yi's teeth were moving up and down as he fought with all his might, "No, no... No way. These pants are so small, I can't even wear them. Haha … "I can't wear it, I can't wear it …"
He shook his hand furiously, actively attacking the wicked mother and son.
What a joke.
This King is such a noble person.
This King is such an elegant person.
This King is such a perfect person.
This King is that...
Feng Yi continued to fall into self-hypnosis...