Raven was tired after the dungeon, so after taking both the girls home, he got an Ober and decided to go for a drink in his new suit.
Not that it mattered, but this suit was bought for him by Sasha and seemed expensive.
The suit was self-cleaning, flame resistant and had a lot of stupid bonus effects. All Raven knew was that it made him feel cool, comfortable and relaxed.
'The Drunken Gobbo?'
"Haha, let's go here."
He chose a random bar that was themed closer to a pub than a club with a very rustic design.
The bar was large, with seven stools in front and two on either side.
On the wall behind the goblin bartender was a wall with countless pictures of famous adventurers.
'Eh? Is that Dad!? Why is he with some other woman... Ah, he looks so damn young!'
Interested by the picture, he entered, walking through the slightly short doors and lowering his head. At the same time, the people inside looked at him before returning to their merry drinks and conversations.
There was a small dancefloor where young humans were enjoying the music, and an orc DJ with black shades was bobbing his head to a very exciting bassline.
However, the orc was quite short compared to Raven.
Ignoring this, he turned back to the bar, sat on the seat closest to the image with his father and noticed a small message below.
- Completed the Great Gobbo Challenge in 11 minutes and 15 seconds!
One of the bartenders moved over while cleaning a glass with a special cloth, "Ohya, a new customer? What can I get you? A cool Gobbo Ale? Or Draft Hob?"
Raven saw lots of Goblin specialised beers and homebrews listed on the wall, which was amusing as he never expected the uptight race, normally accountants or business managers, to be so into brewing alcohol.
"Can I get anything light for now, and what's the Great Gobbo Challenge?"
The bartender's eyes lit up with a wide grin before he pulled back the tap and filled the fresh glass with a dark brown ale, bubbling and swirling in the large mug.
"Well, the challenge is simple."
"To drink all Goblin-type Beers off the menu within fifteen minutes, and you get them for free; if not, it's 500 credits."
Raven looked at the cold pint of ale, his lips smiling as it was dropped before him, the white creamy top jiggling over an inch thick.
He never drank beer often, but since childhood, he once saw an advert for beer, and the darkest ale with a beautiful white creamy froth top always amazed him.
'To think I will finally drink it!'
Unlike wine, beer was easy; no scent was tasting or swilling.
A small feeling of excitement filled his body as Raven lifted the mug to his lips, opening his mouth to take the first sip of this wonderful ale and suddenly, the moment the nectar touched his lips...
"Ohh~ a huge orc!!"
Somebody smacked his back with rough slaps.
Although the voice was a bit cute and feisty, it caused his hand to be unsteady, and the beer poured over his face and lap.
He didn't expect danger...
So he didn't think the person walking past was dangerous, her petite figure could never cause him any harm, especially with so many people passing to go to the toilet or dancefloor and thus his drink was ruined...
He turned around and was going to scold her but stopped when he looked at her.
'Evone?'
The girl was quite short and very erotic...
Her dark red skin was exotic, but there were many races with different colours, and Raven didn't mind even finding it more beautiful.
Two small curved horns were growing from her head as he remembered her mother saying she was a half-devil at this moment.
"Oh~ not only huge but super handsome, my type fer real!"
She began to frolic, revealing her ridiculous rocket-shaped tits, which were so big it made Raven feel smaller and might be better in the future because of her small frame.
Her plump thighs bulging due to her tight black stockings and blue denim shorts becoming even more sexy.
'Damn, she's erotic...'
"Oho~ can you see my true image? Is that why your pants are in such a dangerous state?"
Raven shook his head, trying to remove the girl's visage from his mind and recover. Yet this little goblin had different ideas as she leaned forward, placing a hand on his crotch, her long red fingers nimble and measuring him in seconds.
"Fuck me~ it's huge!" Her accent was a little strange, like a gyaru or gal from the erotic videos Philis used to copy during their younger years.
A gal elf prostitute play was rather addictive.
"Can you remove your hand, miss?" His voice was deep but trying to hide his arousal.
Thanks to the many wonderful women he loved and lived with, although this devil's beauty was equal to the best of them, he could stop himself from becoming entwined in her charm and allure.
"Eh~ really? You can resist me even after that... perfect... Mom wanted me to mate with some stupid Ardent Orc... Let's just fuck this guy and make her look stupid! He's my type and older~ so mature!"
She turned around and whispered, playing with her long black hair and bangs.
'What was the term for her look...'
'Seiso bitch?'
'Neat but a bitch?'
'Pure and chaste in public, but a filthy slut in private?'
Raven ordered another drink with a bitter smile and was thankful that his suit already cleaned the mess and there was no nasty feeling.
"Mister! My name is Evone~ how about I buy you a drink to apologise?"
This girl...
'Is she going to use her mother's name to pick up an older man? Should I ignore her and then meet her in a few days to make her shame...'
'Or rather...'
A plan began to form in his mind to teach this naughty girl a lesson. He wasn't sure she was a virgin if not for her small and undeveloped horns.
"Miss, since you want to apologise, sit down with me?"
Her eyes lit up, jumping onto the barstool, her butt cheeks jiggling as she wiggled into the seat, revealing her small devil tail flicking from side to side.
'She's probably dangerous to my chastity...' Raven thought, seeing her smooth buttcrack momentarily as she shifted herself to be closer to him.
"Yeah! Mister, I'm Evone; what's your name? Oh! Can I call you Daddy~"
"My name is Alistair, Evone. Not Daddy."
"Hihi~" She giggled and clapped, "Alistair is a great name, and please call me Eva. So Alistair, how about we play a game? The loser has to kiss the other in a place the winner decides. Fufu~ how?" Her body leaned forward, oozing pheromones and charm; she pushed her breasts together with her elbows to enhance her cleavage.
Raven had to admit; he didn't think the devils would be this direct and open, not that he met many, just the succubus who seemed the same.
'Maybe all devils are horny bitches, and I'm the victim.'
"Sure, Eva; what game shall we play?" He asked calmly, and the young half-devil clapped with excitement.
"Yay! Hmm~ I love drinking games..." Her eyes looked around for a moment, looking at the beer list before her red eyes glittered and turned to Raven, "How about Gobbo Challenge? I have never lost since entering the bar, so I'll drink all beers in fifteen minutes! If I win, you have to kiss me on the lips!"
'What a simple and easy game.' Raven smiled and nodded, ordering two challenges from the bartender. He even paid the 1000 credits for both of them, causing Eva's eyes to widen and look at him apologetically.
Still, her tail happily swayed before she slid 500 credits into his back pocket using her tail.
The eyes she looked at Raven now more serious, as if truly trying to ascertain more about him as the huge tray filled with more than 50 beers came to them.
Raven picked up his first mug and slowly raised it.
"For a nice and pleasant friendship."
Eva smirked, raising her mug, the foam sloshing around a bit before she replied, "May we have a good and passionate relationship."
Their mugs clinked and started the clock.
The taste of first ale was from a private brewer known as Chood, and he used mango, berries, banana and coconut flavours to form a refreshing and sweet-tasting light ale.
Raven drank the beer in less than three seconds, his stomach feeling cold and warm from the alcohol, while Eva looked at him with a dazed look seeing him grab the second when she was only half finished!
"Fufu~ Alistair, you want me to kiss you? Haha ~ Nnnn, this ale is so sweet!"
He didn't think much, reaching for another beer called Gobbo's Delight and answered. "Ah, I cannot wait to savour those beautiful and soft lips."
He might say a simple compliment by reflex due to the number of women he had, but for Eva, who rarely showed her true figure to others, it was like an arrow shot through her heart as she downed the last of her first beer.
Her eyes were now filled with a determined look as she stroked along her thigh with her tail.
"I see~ I see~ hehe, let's enjoy the game~ Alistair."
It was at this moment when Raven made his first mistake... n0veLusB.C0m
A pleasant mistake...
Nevertheless, it was still a mistake.