v2 Chapter 887： Lie to you, I am raising you!

With the intervention of the fat man, the funeral has finally been done in a well-organized manner, and the sorrowful music of the big horn has also been played. The people who come to help also know what they are responsible for;

The fat man is the origin of Mr. Bai Shi. These things are his previous career. At this time, it is naturally handy to do it, and he can tell every point in every taboo, even though today’s society is really superstitious in the countryside. There are not many people, but people who are rather credible and have a credible attitude are still the majority, so everyone is deeply convinced that some old ladies are also deliberately talking to fat people. It is also self-evident.

In addition, there may be a little bit of guilt in the heart. The fat man is doing his best to do this funeral. It is also the mind that compensates and compensates. After all, when he says a thousand thousand, his fat man really did "see death." Save the matter.

However, this guilt is actually nothing, just as the old firefighters could only watch the fire devour their sons;

You are not actually a god,

As the saying goes, one person has no way to adapt to the audience. Instead, if you break into hell, then you can easily pull the whole family with you, which has to be said to be a black satire. The audience of the radio is still incomparable to the treatment of civil servants, and family members are really unable to get the light.

Su Bai and Jie Jie two people seem awkward at this time, along with the fat man, the fat man is embarrassed to direct them to help do things, so the two people simply asked for two cups of black tea in the farmhouse next door. And a plate of melon seeds.

Opposite the river is the big Buddha. Sitting here with a melon seed and drinking tea to take a look at the Big Buddha, it is also very interesting. The two sides of the Buddha are up and down stone steps. There are quite a lot of tourists, and the whole team is full. Moving on. The time spent visiting a big Buddha may be much longer than waiting for a project to go to Shanghai Disney to wait in line.

"Will you call us to eat later?" Suddenly asked the melon seeds, "The seeds are getting hungry."

"You go to the fat man and say that you have a few dishes, and the chefs who invited them will do it for you." Su Bai took a look at the solution.

"Oh, this is boring. Don't you let me go and fight?"

"You know it yourself, rest assured, the fat man will not forget us." Su Bai did not say a word, although we did not seem to do anything.

At this time, there was a taxi carrying a few foreigners. The foreigner estimated that he was found to be at the funeral site when he visited the scenic spot on the other side. He was very curious about the customs and customs of the Chinese countryside, so he took a taxi and took a long trip. It’s still very aggressive with the camera.

"The foreigners are also too busy to panic." Jie Jie stretched out a lazy waist, "Right, you and the fat man have entered the world of the story this time."

"Oh, luck."

"You answer like I borrowed money from you." Jie Xiao smiled.

At this moment, the fat man who had finished a lap came here, grabbed some melon seeds and held it in his hand. "You both go to the opposite scenic spot, I know a friend who is the director in the scenic spot." You can not charge for the ticket."

Su Bai and Jie Jie do not know how to answer the words. If they want to go, they can walk directly across the river. Even if they want to stand on the top of the Buddha, Judi estimates that no one can stop them.

The fat man seems to see what they think in their hearts, and sighs. "When you play the historical sites, you have to adjust your mentality. When an ordinary person occupies a personal free ticket and goes in to visit, isn’t it also beautiful?"

"Are you okay?" Su Bai found that the fat man was a little bit wrong, and the shop seemed to be more cheerful than when he was just coming by car.

"There was a manager there to stop and warn the funeral. I might have to leave them together to give me a fragrant scent. I have been living with carelessness for a lifetime. Now that I am gone, I have to let her Got a little scenery."

Su Bai and Jie Jie only understand this, fat people want to play a bit out of the box, do not want to hurt their own two people contaminated cause and effect, of course, this cause and effect certainly did not kill the audience before Su Bai, so the fat man wants to bear.

Su Bai also knows that he is not suitable at this time to say that "it is a friend to bear" this kind of **** second, it is estimated that the fat man's real purpose is to give him some punishment for his little sister, so that he can feel better.

"Chang it, we will go to an ordinary person to visit and visit this big Buddha." Su Bai got up.

Jie Jie also stood up. Since Su Bai did not intend to join in this excitement, he did not need to say anything any more, and went straight to the car.

"Happy to play." The fat man shouted at Su Bai who got on the bus.

"You too." Su Bai closed the door.

"I am a little lacking. I said, you don't really want to go into the scenic spot and walk slowly along with the gang." Jie Jie continued while driving and continued. "From the perspective of ordinary people, there are indeed very many scenic spots." Big meaning, but I am also from the perspective of ordinary people. I feel that I am going to line up with someone in a line, I will be depressed."

"Okay, we can buy a cruise ship directly and take a cruise to see it outside."

"Oh." The solution is obviously satisfactory.

When the car came out from the Sun Island and circled to the other side, the unwinding and shook the window pointed to the right street position: "Ye's mother-in-law cold string, seems to be quite famous in Leshan, taste it?"

"I still like to eat hot pot, and I also feel that you should not eat cold."

"Let's go, go on a boat trip, and I will try it when I come back."

The ferry ticket is 70 people. Su Bai does not bring cash, and the ferry seems to be afraid of trouble. There is a sign directly on Alipay WeChat and a big red cross. Finally, the money is saved and the ticket is bought.

"The attitude of ordinary people, you owe me seventy."

"Is your head broken?" Su Bai was a little dumbfounded. "I feel that you suddenly become a bit abnormal."

"This is the idea, the idea."

The two men got on the boat and followed the ladder to the second floor. The tourists were basically on the second floor. Because the cruise ship would be open to the location of the Buddha, it would be convenient for tourists to take pictures.

However, it is clear that Su Bai and Jie Jie are both rushed out by the fat man, but they are really not grounded to the same way as the tourists around them, they are constantly taking pictures, even if they are not The audience will not be able to estimate this with their personality.

"This is a matter of philosophy." Jie Jie took up the words of the past. "Nothing, there is no absolute existence, just like many elements in chemistry. They cannot exist in pure form under natural conditions. It needs to be purified by the laboratory.

The same is true for people. There is no such thing as a complete relaxation in this world. Unless he is a fool, you should be clear that you have been rich in the second generation. Anyone on the level will have his troubles, an ordinary tramp. Although it can be a bed for the sky, but he can not enjoy the high-end hotels and other life that needs high consumption to support.

Anyone who is normally and enterprising will not have a completely pure state..."

Su Baiben intended to interrupt the dispelling, because he felt that the dispelling was a bit "nonsense", but soon Su Bai found that something was wrong, Jie Jie did not know what was stimulated, it seems to have entered a kind The state of "sense".

Hey, is this big Buddha so spiritual?

No way, although Su Bai’s relationship with Jieyu is not as deep as that of the fat monk, but in general, people have helped themselves. Since the other party is in this state, he is also embarrassed to interrupt and can only act as a listener next to him. In line with the "explanation" of Jie Jie, many tourists in the vicinity have cast a strange look on Jie Jie. Obviously, it seems that this man's head on the cruise ship began to say some inexplicable philosophy of life seems to be a problem.

Su Bai is more and more aware of the more, the main reinforcement of Jie Jie is illusion, and the most basic element of constructing a illusion is to create a illusion that is enough to smash the target defense with false sin. The dispelling discourse is actually full of a pair. The deeper enlightenment and enlightenment of human nature, or rather, is not purely human, but gradually grows bigger, somewhat similar to the world view.

At this time, the cruise ship had already arrived opposite the Big Buddha. The surrounding tourists began to take photos with excitement. The speed of the dispelling speech began to slow down, but his voice seemed to be getting brighter and brighter. In the end, When he finished, he took a sigh of relief and took a dip in the mineral water of a female tourist who was taking pictures.

"Hey, I'm going to top it, and I'm going to top it." After that, Jie Jie actually worshipped the big Buddha, and seemed to be thanking the Buddha for his kindness.

Su Bai shook his head in a speechless voice, suddenly bursting into the tide. "Come, help me with your great benefactor, oh no, help me with your big Buddha."

"You are a zombie, so close to the big Buddha is not afraid of him slap in the face of you?" Although the slap in the face, but still pick up the phone to point the camera at the Su Bai while the vision also included the big Buddha.

Su Bai was casually leaning sideways on the railing, but suddenly, the tourists on the cruise ship suddenly heard a scream of horror, and there were also screams from tourists in the scenic area of ​​the Big Buddha. sound,

Looking at the lens of the mobile phone, I saw that the Leshan Giant Buddha behind him even raised his palm in a "singularly" way. With the rolling down the rock, the Buddha's hand extended and patted the boat to the side.

"Su Bai, you............" Unlocked the mobile phone and pointed to Su Bai.

Su Bai smoked a cigarette lightly and ignited it. "Get it. I just started to experiment on me after I realized it. But your fantasy is quite realistic, if not, I know you are doing it. of…………"

"I didn't get it, it's true, I lied to you, I grew up!" Jie Jie said directly, he knows that at this time, if he does not put this kind of swearing, Su Bai will never believe it.

"........." Su Bai.